With all this emoji code bullshit flying around in here.

I thought I would test my luck and make what I think would be the worst possible end result of this.

<?php
define("😂","God help me");
define("🤡",100);

for($🍔 = 0; $🍔 <= 🤡; $🍔++){
echo 😂."\n";
}
?>
This will execute and run on PHP7.1 😱

Now let’s all band together and kill emojicode before it becomes a thing we will regret!

Followed lectures from Udemy, build a burger 🍔 with div again!
The entire course build burger multiple times with 400+ videos... 🤦‍♂️
Is it really a thing? No matter what frontend framework you pick, you got build a burger with it 🤤

Food.
🍔🍗🍖🍟🍕🌭🌮🍚🍘🍱🍿🌯🍛🍝🍢🍦🎂🍥🍧🍩🍮🍭

Map/filter/reduce in a tweet:

map([🌽, 🐮, 🐔], cook)
=> [🍿, 🍔, 🍳]

filter([🍿, 🍔, 🍳], isVegetarian)
=> [🍿, 🍳]

reduce([🍿, 🍳], eat)
=> 💩

If I managed 2 hack this ... ! 🍔🍔🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍔🍔🍔

Try (
🍕
) catch (
🍔
) sleep(4hours)

When you have a great website idea but have no motivation to actually build it

What do you eat when you sit at your work computer? 🍔🍟🌭🍕🥪🌮🌯🥙🥘🍜🍘🥗🍿🍙🍚🍛🍝🍣🥡🍦🍩🍪🍰🧁🥧🍫🍬🍮☕🍵🍾🍷🍸🍺🥤🥛🍾🥟🍌🍏🍎🍑🥚

What is a programmer?
- An organism that turns caffeine and fast food into software.☕🍔👩‍💻