Thats hard work....😁😁

Engineers in their natural habitat

Github: porn starred...

I think,

Every programmer when Starts learning programming:-

'I am the one who is gonna lead the world'

But ends up saying:-

'What the fuck I was supposed to do?'🙃

Mind of a programmer in an Interview be like:-
Interviewer:- What's your name?
Programmer:- My name is Alice. (In mind printf("my name is %s ",name);)
Interviewer:- Where are you from?
Programmer:- India. (In mind location = &India;)

getting hit with another great idea

Programmers after Writing some successful code be like:-
"Chill, chill just chill"

When that code went into Testing phase:-
"Where are you now? Under the sea.. Under the sea..."

Been over 6 weeks since I was promised the devrant stickers for a post with >20 ups. Didn't get them yet and I am really stressed, so I need a stress ball now.

:'(

AWS be like Additional work Sucks.

Every Apache Tool be like:-

Use me today, I will get update tomorrow and day after tomorrow I will have new tool out of me that you would love to use

I witness a lot of stupidity (programming related) in college, and my mind is constantly toggling between the following states:

* arguing with stupid people makes me look stupid too, so I should just ignore
* maybe I should educate them
* I am helpless - they won't listen to me
* what sins did I commit in my life that I have to see this
* what in the actual flying fuck are these idiots doing
* I AM STRESSED AND I NEED TO RELEASE IT

I always put my work and tasks in a queue..

But with time that queue becomes Priority Queue with elements of my choice only.

Fuckin bullshit happen always