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Don't talk to me I'm a programmer!
First, I'll kill you
make you leave all your children
Then I'll chop off your HEAD
now you're a zombie
I'll thread all your limbs back together
you can never REST
because I'm a master of all slaves
this is a test
And if I'm finally done with you
I'll leave you for garbage collection
Don't talk to me2
...What a day ,
"CTO new priority need this project started and completed ASAP."
Me: "What about my current project you wanted me to work on that was a high priority which took over Another project I was supposed to be working on?"
CTO: "This one is a higher priority than both of them"
Me: "ok sure shall get onto it".
PM: "A client has come in with an issue on another project I need this fixed now".
Team leader assigns me a bunch of tasks that need to get done which is ok but 5 people need me to get it done so they can do the bulk of their work.
Later for a side project CTO asks me to get a list together of things that are missing for this side project, about 60 seconds later he asks me to send him the email now - bare in mind nearly 300 assets I need to go through which are not organised so what the heck I just send him it mid sentence.
End of day get told that CTO wants me on yet another different project...
Each of these projects takes 4 months to get done. But arggggg... oh and then I hear that our new PM has decided to cut all project deadlines by half....
I am but a single person,
I just want to sit back and watch everything burn around me... But the company has a history of Scape goating people on failed project deadlines... Never a dull day in the office but tbh kinda like it.
Garbage quality bullshit is all that's on that fucking site. I get enough inspirational memes wiping my ass last thing I need is some former jock masking his crippling depression telling me to give up toxic people. You can't hide from the bullshit, well maybe with daddys money and a serious inability to listen to anyone other than your pecker it's possible but not for those of us without unlimited prescriptions for atavan and no family wealth to suckle off of while we pork some soccer mom and think we are the pinnacle of human development. Stupid business bros giving speeches that sometimes some billionaire likes if he sees them between whacking off with Ben franklins.
Why do I need to use websites like this anus mush to get jobs? And since I do why the fuck do I have to write fucking cover letters. Wanna know who I am? I'm an asshole like you and if you want my skill set, see my fucking websites. Maybe read a fucking readme (sorry Ms doesn't support the MD format, but I'm sure it won't kill you to do a single Google search you incompetent waste of oxygen hiring manager).
Or better yet, designing my own resume and getting some butt plug head sending back "do you have a less graphical one?" Did you read the email cunt breath, it was THE SECOND FUCKING ATTACHMENT JUST READ WHY WAS TAX MONEY WASTED TO "EDUCATE" YOUR SIMPLETON FUCKING ASS THE DAMN THING IS TITLED NON-GRAPHICAL
what the fuck is their job qualifications list like "can ignore entire paragraphs, likes to watch sports center and drool"
!rant , a question (on the end, after explanation) :
this is a result of (according to my time tracking) 10 hours and 50 minutes of coding.
captures mouse cursor into list of points, uses those to triangulate a flat polygon (manually doing all the mesh math of ordering them correctly, earclip triangulating, and indices generating), as well as to create inner and outer outline (no official algorithm, my own which I came up with on the spot) of a certain thickness.
(the outline drawing is just for debug yet, now I'm going to extrude them upwards to form walls)
soooo... I've been always curious about how effective/fast/efficient of a programmer I am, but it's usually hard to measure/compare, so I thought I'd try this way: how long do you think implementing something like this would take YOU?