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When you're programming instead of sleeping but you would like to rest the same. Please tell me how...
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We've all seen how dbrand do and it's fucking glorious but... Oof dbrand with the fucking burns...
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Picture taken in the dark but that's how I like to work. In darkness. Illuminated by just my awful code.
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"My code works, but I have no idea as to why or how. Even StackOverflow says it shouldn't work." -Me7
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When you're a junior sysadmin but still have to maintain ALL the production server:
How it looks:
$ sudo apt-get update
How it feels:
& sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo *Click*7 -
Seeing how people dislike idea pitches like "It's like Uber but for ...".
I can't help but imagine how the idea of devRant might have been pitched -
"It's like Twitter but for frustrated developers" 😋7 -
Dammit, I can't even describe how much I hate when I'm researching to fix a problem, find a forum/question and the guy answering it makes a post saying "Forget about it, solved it" but doesn't say how.3
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"I want to create a Linux distribution from scratch but i don't know how to code, I'll pay you $300 but i get to have the rights to it"8
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When everyone is complaining about how terrible JavaScript is and I'm just sitting there thinking "but... I like it.."9
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that time when a client wants you to teach a bird how to fly.
but the bird is a penguin
and you are a bear expert
"but it has wings!"10 -
sad but reality
tiktokers create cring content and earn lots of money.
open source contributors create technology which is maintaining world but earn far less.
how can we expect bright future?32 -
Let's build a house with no blueprint, no idea how it should look but have daily meetings about the bathroom... #Scrum3
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Work, the haiku:
(Plus more Dilbert)
“Where are you on this?”
“I’m where JIRA says I am”
“Ok, but how far?”
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How QA people buy beds..
//I have done all kinds of testing that possible exist, but I'm still not convinced
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Old but gold.
How are computers like men?
In order to get it's attention, you have to turn it on.44 -
You can keep telling me how to code it, and I can read about how to code it, but until I've successfully coded it in a production environment 5-10 times it's all just theoretical to me.2
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Customer: “How many concurrent users can use this app?”
Me: “web tech is stateless. (Insert explanation) So concurrency is meaningless.”
Customer: “yeah but how many concurrent users?”
Me: “infinite as long as they aren’t interacting with the server.”
Customer: “but how many?”
Me: “400”9 -
When someone asks you "how much do you charge to make a mobile app?" But never say what the app does!!6
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People points at something on my monitor: My nuts climb the tree to hide
People points at something on my monitOR BY FUCKING TOUCHING IT: My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable. And fuck you.
Official statistics say that people who touches a monitors screen while im nearby, lives significantly shorter time than people who dont.
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Not to give anyone ideas but...😁
How James Veitch tortured his roommates with rubber ducks.
https://youtu.be/f5d8pVg3Qtg6 -
everyone on twitter is like "hey look tetris lol how would that look" but like WHO THE FUCK DIDN'T CHECK THIS
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Uhm, alright, but how will you fix them then? (no, there seems to be no automatic crash dump or calling home)
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Me: My site doesn't validate for AMP because of some JavaScript the app performance measurement tool inserts into every post.
Support: Do the thing.
Me: I know, but how?
Support: Read the docs.
Me: All it says is "do the thing". But it doesn't state how.
Support: So, do the thing.1 -
You've perhaps heard of Blue Screen Of Death in Windows. But how about GREEN screen of death?
Driver issues goddammit.
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Hypothetical survey:
Ctrl + s still saves your work but at the same time it pushes to production. How fucked are you?11 -
The not supporting browser part is ok but I'm not on windows using ie but on my phone using my default browser ........
Also how dare they put ie on my phone without telling me ........
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Looks like Keybase now also has its own shitcoin. Isn't it about time for that cryptocurrency wank to end already? How many more BitconneeeEEEECT's do we need?
But but but.. this is the next big thing! It will go *stellar*!9 -
It's kinda awesome how we all code in different languages but the sound for a keystroke is universal.5
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It's not a bug if a feature is working how you told me it should work but not how you wanted it to work.6
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Proton by Valve.
I know it’s technically a Wine but slightly modified, but the fact how stupidly simply it works is stunning to me.
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/...2 -
I got a magical IR remote!
When i press and hold that button to dim down my RGB LED strip, my Bluetooth speaker turns on!
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People that call themselves JavaScript developers but can't figure out how to update the DOM without using jQuery5
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Earlier i ranted about how someone hacked our site and he had our source code.
Now finally we found how was our site code stolen, thanks to @dfox he mentioned how can we pull code from got server at that time I checked trying commamds to dowload git folder but it was secure but later we found that we had another subdomain running for pur project and its git folder was not secured16 -
"I uploaded the [larger] file, but now it's taking longer to download.." ...yes that is generally how the internet works.2
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I starting to think, that I may actually be addicted to learning 😅 sound completely stupid, but I'm kinda stressed lately, so I wanted to take a day off, and not do anything.
But my mind kept being like "how does this work, how does that work, how do they fit together". I've never really tried before, to not research something, when I wanted to know how it worked, but Damn it's actually been hard not to...7 -
How does GDPR affect you as a freelancer in mobile/web development?
I'm asking because I eventually plan on freelancing but I have no clue how to deal with these stuff.9 -
how does devRant make any kind of profit? I mean it's free, they have swag giveaways, server cost and maintenance, development, etc...??9
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non-tech related rant:
but something I've realized...
When we were younger, we were taught to treat people how we want to be treated.
As I've gotten older, it's now become
treat people how they treat you.5 -
I'm beginning to think that it's not important to know how to code anymore, but how good you are at handling management.5
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It's funny how bad I speak about Microsoft, but I often watch their videos, it's like a toxic relationship.
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I started learning React today. I have no idea what it does, how it works or how it does those thing. But i am already amazed.5
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Just developer things...
Debugging mode be like: dunno where you are or how you work bitch... But Imma gonna find ya
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Colleagues improvising themselves "Evangelists of everything" but continuously asking me how to do things.
Now you can go ask there.
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Excuse me, but what the actual FUCK? My eyes are burning. I don't even want to imagine how the CSS looks...
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I confess that I know how to manage memory on assembly language, but I never knew how to use the memory button of my Casio calculator :'v Should I be ashamed?7
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i don't know graphql
but the schema.graphql file is over 100 000 lines long and lags intellij
how bad is this?5 -
Curious did any of you have a specific reason to learn how to program?
I wanted to be involved in aerospace but realised I'd probably never be an Astronaut, but i could learn how to write the software that controls the spacecrafts!12 -
[on git] "how can I use the remote to see what's on my local computer? How do I know if someone else has cloned so I don't edit their files?"
By itself, not terribly stupid... Git can be complicated... But this is coming from people who are supposed to be familiar with basic CM, but aren't. -
For you front end developer out there:
How do you recommend a back end guy learn how to make something presentable? I can write HTML and CSS, but I can't seem to make anything that looks nice8 -
Interviewing candidates for a middle/senior dev position:
Me: Imagine you have this button, but whatever it's doing when you click it, it's taking too long to load. How would you improve the speed performance?
Candidate: Redis!
Me: Okay... but how would you find where the bottleneck is?
C: Redis!
Me: How abo-
C: REDIS!3 -
Web class(html)
1.how to create table
2.how to use Colspan
3.how to use Rowspan
4.Col+row
5.(O_O)
*cant use css*annoying but at the same time awesome..next class gonna be javascript cant wait 👌🏻👌🏻
#Student #Html #webprogramming5 -
Both buttons have a width from 35% but how is it possible that the button in safari is bigger then Chrome ??
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It’s great how HR tells you to report to work on your first day to your line manager, but also tells you to attend training in another country before you start working, BUT they don’t tell you when the training is, how stuff will be paid for, or how to contact anyone in the company to find this info out5
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To everyone who wants a terminal editor but hates how overly complicated vim/emacs is:
Micro is like nano but with lua extensions and multiple tabs.2 -
I've seen a few posts on here; exclaiming their disdain when it comes to people finding out about how good they are with computers. And while yes Programming has nothing to do with "fixing" computers; I myself don't mind fixing other people's computers. It's fun and it's usually not completely related to programming. So that means I'm not really doing my job outside of the office.
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So I am currently figuring out JavaScript, I don't know how to write my _own_ code yet but I know how some statements go. Progress my friends!1
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So how on earth is Strict MVC good for web dev. A variation of MVC works well but strict principles no!!!5
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random girl: words can't describe how ugly you look
me: words can't describe how beautiful you look
random girl: blushes :)
me: but numbers can...
me: 2/103 -
When you want to write to the client "how are you?" but your auto correct knows your feelings and you send "how dare you?" instead....
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Complaining about people not understanding basic python syntax but I also don't know even know how to use fucking scratch.2
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How do I keep improving as a dev?
By reading blogs (what a dull answer damn). But I really liked CodingHorror, JoelOnSoftware and Jon Skeet's. But they've all become stale :(3 -
I guess this is not necessarily a dev question but ...
To those who had a burnout / depression how did you manage to pull through ? How long was the process for you ?9 -
Factually incorrect is the same as spam right? Okay maybe not, but that's how I justify a down vote sometimes...2
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Not my hack but one I've seen hundreds of times:
Thread.sleep() because you don't know how to handle async calls -
Foolow up on: https://devrant.com/rants/1066787/...
I freaking did!
Already wrote half of the app in react.
I dont know how it happened, but i just got the idea and started coding suddenly!
And.... I love it!3 -
I don't know how this happened but this is how apples panorama picture works :D
while saving this file on my pc because on my phone I had connectivity issues, my laptop had a blue screen. Coming back from nature, I see how much MOMO missed me..
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To the devs at inc.com
Fuck you.
Just resign.
Do me a favour. Don't touch any computer for life.
After reading 2 articles I need to login.
Okay fine.
Facebook login fucking doesn't work.
Twitter login worked.
But but fucking take me to some idiotic article. Hello? That was not what I logged for.
Now go back. And fuck fuck fuck
Article still says login to read this.
And click on login. Nope. Nadda. Nothing happens.
How how how. How are you even getting paid?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.2 -
Confession: I know how to use Git but I want to learn how to use it properly so my team won't crucify me.8
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CSS is utterly retarded but I can’t help but be impressed by how well the DOM still works in this day and age. The fundamental structure hasn’t changed since the 90s.15
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today
me: How should we proceed with the tests?
customer: Yes
(it was a longer technical how question but the answer was the same)2 -
Finally got rid of my old job I ranted about so much. Started a new one on Monday. A bit anxious and terrified (there is a lot to learn) but it feels good. The team is fun and they know what they are doing. BUT most importantly: they know how to plan projects and know how to intervene if a project is about to run out of resources. NICE.
I'll keep you posted on how it goes3 -
I love how all the shorthands for events are deprecated, but JQuery docs still haven't been updated.9
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My exploration into the dev world started back when Anonymous were actually something a bit more than just DDoS dicks. It started with joining in with the DDoSing, but that got me interested in how it works, how servers work, then how websites work, and it's all written from there!2
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Sometimes you want to scream but you can't,
sometimes you want speak about how fucked up this society that we live in is... how the fundamental concepts of our lifes are wrong... How some things just don't work in the present... but there is no one who would listen to you... and even if they did, there is nothing they can do to change anything until the whole world listens.13 -
Got the iphone mini cuz I was ecstatic to have a small phone that I could use on one hand on the IOS ecosystem.
Found out that apple might discontinue the line for the next iteration due to "poor sales".
It really doesn't matter to me what operating system I am using for the phone, I wanted to give the IOS ecosystem a go with the release of this model. But man it kinda hurts that everyone is hell beant on large screens. Even the standard pixel phone feels too big. I do not want a "tiny" phone, even if one of my favorite Android devices was my Sony Ericsson XPERIA. To me the size of the iphone 5s was perfect. I just want companies to go to that again man. And I do know that there are models for Android that are capable of reaching similar sizes, its just that finding a premium level experience on a phone that size from the Android size gets hard to adjust to carriers etc.
I am liking this little fucker though, very speedy, nifty, decent battery time, camera etc.18 -
By any chance can someone explain logarithms to me and how they relate to complexity growth? I can do the calculation but it's only from memorisation. I just don't understand how it relates to a graph.10
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!rant
Recently I started to be interested in how code actually work. I do a for-loop or an if-statement but how do they actually work at the lowest level.
Another thing I've been interested in is security. I thought about learning how to hack my own systems in order to learn how to write more secure code and keep people out. But I'm a little afraid that as soon as I start look at how to hack, the police will storm through the window and take my computer 😂😂8 -
We all love wikipedia, but seriously: how far can you go with begging?
(this was on a 1920x1080 screen yesterday)
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it's working ...I don't know how but it's working...I don't wanna know how ...at least not today ...X(
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How long can you work in a role with no potential that bores you shitless but pays an astronomical amount?15
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When a senior programmer told you they're done implementing the feature but don't know how to write the unit tests
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How comes im fucking pissed at each Windows update but excited about getting updates on my Fedora machine4
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Does anyone know how to fix this on a laptop screen?
I think it's a pixel problem but I'm not sure.
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Fuck being asked every time if I fix computers, Bitch I code in them!
It's like being asked: do you fix cars? No? But if work using your car, how come you don't know how to fix them?2 -
I don't know how dev rant got on my phone.. maybe I chose it, maybe it chose me.. but it's staying!2
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idk how, but any games we play at work turn into the freaking hunger games, everyone is too serious lol3
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Calculus sucks. My proffessor is good, but I have no idea how to Differentiate functions.
My CoSc class is much funner
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How do i handle code review as a junior developer?
I understand its need and I don't want to skip it.
But I feel under confident after code review when my mistakes are pointed out. They always seem so trivial and wonder how did I even miss them. How should I handle such situations? And how do I improve from here?6 -
Any DVORAK users here?
I don't really see myself willing to learn how to use it, but I'd really like to hear from people that adapted to it, when and how they use it and why!3 -
How to handle the "I know better than you but haven't written a line of code in years" - SW-architect?4
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It's so frustrating, how people don't want to pay well for services and all, but what's more frustrating is that I don't even know how much to ask for most times! 😥
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When the fuck will some people here start using categories how they should be used? They post something in "rant" category, but it starts with "!rant". Seriously, what the fuck? How can people this retarded even be devs?10
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Received this scam email, but honestly how long that email! those people are crazy mother fuckers.
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Finally got my first dev job. I am looking at the code base for my company. And it’s like I know how to code in this language. But I don’t know half of the advanced shit they’re doing. I understand they have more experience than me. But I’m just not sure how to catch up to them. Or be even on the same level as them? I guess just more out of office learning?
I can read what they’re putting in the code and understand how it works. But like how they came up with it I have no clue. I guess I’ll learn over time and have to put in some extra man hours.5 -
Building apps in angularjs and Clojurescript and Om
But can't understand how to migrate to react from angularjs and how to write react.
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Just startet game developing (unity) on the side ! A time sink, but holy cow is it fun ! Any game devs out there?
How long did it take to master and how did you get startet ? -
Interviews... How many of you practice technical questions like from HackerRank, foobar?
How many try but then get so frustrated after 3hrs of getting stuck that you give up and decide to just wing it?3 -
So this is just something I'm curious of, but when following guides/tutorials how do you challenge the information you're learning? like how do you retain the information.
I typically take notes and make something different with the information but Ive just always wondered how others go about it.15 -
How would you react if you got a dev job but had no technical stage at all? (coding/take home/quiz)5
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Project Manager: "You have until x date, but how far off are you from finishing"
Me: "How long is it until x date, there is your answer"
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How it hurts when @iamdevloper on Twitter constantly wants to make funny joke but no one laughs...3
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I wonder how legal coinhive usage is, since it's a great idea, but users for sure will piss their pants if they find out youre literally driveby mining bitcoins. Also how comparable is it to ads etc.2
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!help
Does anyone know how to use certbot on a Debian stretch azure web service app to generate an SSL cert?
I've got the cert generated and Apache to serve it but it's giving me errors.
I need to bind it in azure somehow but I can't figure out how to export the cert.7 -
I despise the “...but everyone already knows how to use this (do it this way, etc.),” excuse. Fucking despise that shit.6
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This is a bit of a hard one, but...
Does anyone know how to make a markup language (with browser styling)?5 -
I was wondering how many of you work out. I have met many of developers but so far very few of them actually work out. And yes I know how hard is to connect full time job and health life :D so how it is in your case?14
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Very vague and large question but: How do you become better in terms of software development / engineering?
For context my current job is pretty good but sometimes it lacks challenges, I’m interested in how people become better out of the work scope I guess.7 -
Oh! finally a different error. A sigh of relief..
But how the hell I should solve it....
New Story begins..................2 -
How can any sensible person but Apple AirPods, when their wired earphones break just by looking at them8
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Google.
It’s just gotten to big and just dominates. They make some useful tools, but they just buy other companies to do so. But what is worse, is how much information they have on people, I’m going to be honest that I’m not a fully a privacy person but on how much they use that information for I’ve slowly started leaning away from them. -
Try to learn stuff instead of copying stuff together that may work but you don't know why or how. If you don't care about the why and how, look for another career/hobby.1
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Does anyone by any chance know how to pipe binary data out of Python? I digged through the first 10 pages of Google, but none of that did what I needed. I know how to pipe things between subprocesses, but not to the stdout of Python.7
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How do you animate stuff in linux. Video tutorials link . Very simple animation is also fine!
Blender, gimp etc are there but how to really use them.4 -
This has probably been asked before here - but how does a developer leave a day job to start working freelance full time?
I've worked on projects in my own time on and off during the short 4 or 5 years of my career so far and I've always considered doing it, but how do people make that jump? How do you start working for yourself and how do you secure clients?1 -
https://medium.com/@mihauco/...
Article about how to build a Website - in 1999. Maybe Inportant to those of us learning perl atm. -
** I know this should be a question but who cares **
How did the legends on DevRant become ledgends? Like how often are you guys on DevRant?22 -
I need suggestions
I’m thinking about making a blog called but how do I, this will include tutorials that covers things not taught in school, but you wished you knew how to do.
So right now I have ideas like:
How to write zsh plugins
How to scrape the web(scrape html or sending request)
How to write chrome plugins
How to center a div in different ways
How to write backend codes in js
How to setup an interactive website on a server with domain
But I need more, I need suggestions.8 -
How many lines of code should one be looking at at any given moment? Of course you could zoom, but how many lines do you guys think is ideal?
Currently I have 33 when in full screen.3 -
Theacher said "write 100 times :"I'll not write bad code and also I'll use TDD "... but she specify how "
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OpenCV,OpenFace,Caffe are supported in Arch Linux,but CUDA is not supported!! :| WTF!! How these packages could be supported in Arch but CUDA not!7
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I have an exam in PHP Programming tomorrow for my internship, I know how to code php but I'm still nervous!2
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Some just know how to talk the walk. Wanna pitch a ridiculous idea but don't know how to execute the plan. I give up on people these days.1
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I often read CSS and HTML are turing complete, but I can‘t figure out why. How can you loop with them?4
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How is it okay for elders to swear but not for kids? Kids are gonna learn to swear someday anyways 🙄10
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@devrant team - how are the tags sorted? I've noticed that they sometimes get sorted somehow but I can't find a pattern.1
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Sorry for the newbie question but how can I customize my avatar shirt to have a PHP logo? Thanks 👌2
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Education is the key from a cell but its the skill that gets you out of the prison...am doing computer science 2nd year but i can't tell you what i have learned.. All i know is that i can show you and teach you how programs work, produce something that shows how i think... Its not about the knowledge but intelligence behind the knowledge
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preparing a presentation for the team leader to explain how my code works... I know how to do my work but I don't know how to explain.
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Does anybody know how to connect a browser to webstorm?
I wanna run my codes on vivaldi but don't know how!!!2 -
What is the output of these program?
Actually it show 2byte but I didn't get that how it calculates 2byte?
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Internet searches never returning a usable result but have to be submitted nonetheless:
How to make Thunderbird beautiful3 -
Can anyone tell me how I can integrate Mongo DB with golang?
I found go-bongo, but it's not well documented.5 -
I have a deadline on 16th September. But AmazonWS has decided its not to cooperate. How, seriously, how do I copy my python files onto the stupid ec2 server and import them in the jupyter notebook.......2
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Back-end stuffs, while I know how to do front-end, but I choose not to.
But for freelance project i do full stack though. -
Has anyone used catch2? How do I pass the command line arguments to a test when I have test in a separate file. The supplying main yourself document is quite useless, it only tells you how to get the arguments but not how to pass it to tests. I saw people setting a global variable in main but it’s not working for me.
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Camembert cheese in the fridge is great, but how can one survive without the stronger Nespresso capsules ;(
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When fixing one problem leads to another....
Now I know how many books are on my reading list but...
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I'm new at coding and im learning java but i can't quite figure out, how many classes is too many?4
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I really want to enjoy coding these days but I'm not, it's a mild burnout i feel but how can i get out of it ?6
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How am I supposed to learn android development when I can't run Android Studio. It is soooo slow. Fortunately I've got and android phone so I dob't need the emulator, but it's still very slow.
Yes I know I can use eclipse, but I wish I was able to learn how use Android Studio IDE 😞😞1 -
that just looks like nice logo, but I'm pretty sure someone uses it already.
how would you name it?
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How many if statements does it take to get to the center of this fucking code block?lol but on a real note, how many if or else ifs is considered too much?3
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Honestly, am I the same guy who wrote this code 4 years ago? How comes I never commented it! Shit man. What do you do with code that works just fine but you don't know how it works..???2
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Does anyone know how to create a live wallpaper app in Windows 10?
I found an API for setting the wallpaper filename, but I have to imagine that would be slow. When searching I am bombarded by apps that do this, but they are all pay apps. I want to know how to program this.2 -
How can AWS cancel Parlor's account but not MeWe's? Aren't they almost identical in terms of content?20
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So I got finalization of design about two weeks ago and I still don't know how how data flows through the company but client asked for a preview of the site... not as bad but shit like let me work on this for a second god woman.
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Have been searching on this topic alot lately, but I cant find any good solution, in my opinion.
I have a system where I want to encrypt some data in the database, so it isn't in plain text, but how would you do it properly?
It has to be decrypted to view the data in the system, but how to manage it?
How can I store the keys in the right way? In my current trial, I have a encryption key and an iv, but wouldn't it be wrong to store the encryption key in the config file?
Can't really see how to grasp this the right way and in the same way have it as secure as possible.
Is it just stupid in general? -
Active Google assistant for a 24h non stop hackathon. Win but don't know how to desactive google assistant after that...1
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Could any dev here explain how do u apply SVM to HOG features? I know what HOG features are but cannot for the life of me figure out how the hell to use them in an SVM -_-2
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Fighting for an hour explaining how a query wouldn't return the data he wanted...turns out it did...but really not sure how... FU Access!
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How do you feel when you are actively looking a new job, but you get a rejection mail. How were you able to handle such feeling (good or bad)?5
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how do I upload files on github in an existing repo with github api, I mean I'm able to create a repo using github api but I don't know how do I upload file via gh api?8
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How do I use Tables? I'm trying to do some retro we design for my personal site,but I can never seen to get how to use tables.4
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How much do you value alternative benefits to straight $$$?
Obviously subjective, but how much money would you part with for:
Vacation time
Flexible hours
Telecommuting
Equity
Workspace improvement
Other perks1 -
How can I auto-detect when a wordpress update breaks a plugin/slider/shortcodes/email form?
I guess there is a way to run tests for this but i’m not sure how.6 -
!rant but want to know this
how does facebook parse the json like
for(;;);{"key":"value"}
that for loop prevents anyone to read json but how does facebook get away with it?
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