*Reinstalls devrant
*Double taps some rants
DevRant: Dood did you know that you can DOUBLE TAP rants to updoot!?!

Classic

I can so relate to this, though the scenarios are different. Makes me mad.😾

Damn dood - I would be willing to bet yourself 10 years ago is amazed and proud of who you have become. Great job :)

There are few developer who name their functions all wrong, but the functionality is fine. Then there comes those who name their functions right but the functionality is nothing close to what it says. There is this function I debugged. It's name is optimizeQuery. It does not optimize the query at all. Rather dismantles it. Also it made it's way to the production. 😅 Now I have to correct and optimize the optimizeQuery.

When this guy started asking me a bunch of googled questions such as:
Why should I hire you?
Why do you want this job?
What do you know about the company?
Describe your biggest fear?
What's your biggest strength/weakness ?
Dood pls

Programmer friend: Dood, do this and this and show it to me, I'll say if it's good.
Me (noob): Okay, sure.

*next week*

F: So why did you stop coding?
M: Why do you think so?
F: You didn't show me your project in a week.
M: I was lazy?
F: LAZY?!?!

Lee Quessenberry [7:43 AM]
Michael is learning about stylesheets from Hubspot. HO LEEE SHEEEIT

Joe Makarski [7:43 AM]
dood. those hubspot stylehseets are soooo insane

Lee Quessenberry [7:43 AM]
I know! LOL

[7:43]
Better him than me

Joe Makarski [7:44 AM]
it's like Dreamweaver and Adobe's other web app eat each other

[7:44]
ate*

Lee Quessenberry [7:44 AM]
and after they get done eating each other they go to the sperm bank and get knocked up by microsoft frontpage.

Joe Makarski [7:44 AM]
seriously.

Lee Quessenberry [7:45 AM]
WTF