Who else feels that way ?

Losing 1 hour everytime I must name a class that create something.

- ThingGenerator ?
- ThingBuilder ?
- ThingCreator ?
- ThingFactory ?
- ThingCrafter ?
- ThingMaker ?
- Thinger ?

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

FUCK COMPOSER SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

FUCK COMPOSER

sorry if this is repost. just wanted to share

set timeout from 8000 to 9000 (milliseconds) instead of optimizing an stored Procedure ._.

"Web" Teacher wanted us to learn horribly outdated html in the middle of web2.0 wave.

HTML5 ? CSS3 ? nope.
No CSS at all, and longest part of the class was on the importance of prehistoric HTML doctypes.

Capitalized tags, tables, BGCOLOR attributes...

Like she scrapped everything on W3schools...

I was working yesterday, writing a calculus with sql.
My very great user explained to me the math in Excel. I first though to myself, piece of cake, i got it.
Then I started typing and at the end of the day i had 6 temp tables which at some point need to join with themselves. It was just hilarious. each table had at least 4 millions rows.

Then I started a new query just for validating the output of me very ugly previous queries.
And I fucking found a easier way to get the same output with 3 joins of 3 different tables and a count at the end.

When you love yourself. but hate yourself at the same time.

xD it was a very productive Friday night

I've been trying to query some data from an 18 GB xml DB through BaseX for about 9 hours without success.

Just wondered how LinQ would work with the same xml info. Just got the info I needed in less than 15 minutes.

God bless LinQ.

when you realize Ubuntu 12 is not LTE any more.... tought it was going to be forever....Well yeah let's try lte 16.

PHP output buffering

has anybody made the joke about 31th October and 25th December yet?

Well, my ex boss just ask me, why do developers always get confused with 31 oct and 25 dec?

when I figured out what the hell was she talking about, i laughed and cried.

31oct == 25Dec

So i have some SQL skills. and I ended up some shitty business reports .

My boss will to implement something she read on internet (scrum).

I recommended her to manage her expectations. IMHO After implementing scrum, no shit is gonna change and obviously I was ignored and treated as a negative thinking being

Do you guys think this could work? Since we're a 4 people team and each one of us have different and non related activities

If you want this app better, stop posting crappy content or content you have to end up explaining.

Simple, isn't it?

WhatsApp Messenger is not working today here in Mexico. I wonder how's​everything going on over there 😂😂😂 it brings to mind once when I first released to production some dlls I modified. The bank core didn't work 10 minutes

My beautifull roomie asked me make a simple php page for her company . I did not sleep 3 days. The day it was released on production, it fucking didn't work. The reason: "the production Administrator didn't install the php server. I get no paid, my roomie is kinda mad at me.

I'll listen to an album, try and understand the story, and search for the truth.

I use to let musicians guide me. I'd look to them..

Search for interviews and repeat songs to stay high.

Musicians are great marketers. They're compelling, emotionally intelligent, and spiritual.

What I'm trying to say is, I learned a lot of game from musicians.

Seduction..

and that'll only get you so far.

I just became aware of programming not to long ago.

I have a mentor on money real estate, seduction, fashion, marketing, but I don't know anyone who is the guro of programming and development.