2 of my co-workers don't know that they shouldn't write any code after return statement of a function

So my company is hiring only amateur developers, Including me.So that they can save on budget . So we have no one to guide us and ambitious deadlines are set .

My employer wants our development team to change to laptops instead of the setup we have .. which is a PC with two monitors

Tools i use on windows to make life better, what do u use ?
I use :-
1. processhacker
2. conemu with gitbash(if longer time switch to fish)
3. Services+ from codeplex
4. pickpick for screenshots
5. windows default workspaces(they are pretty decent now)
6. bandizip
7. onecommander
8. from developer settings i turn on show file extensions
9. ditto for clipboard

So I trolled one of my co-workers who has an iPhone saying "Buy a real phone" .. and now people are picking that around the office and throwing it at everyone who uses Apple products .. "buy a real laptop".. etc

Being addicted to Linux is a side effect of me not being able to get a faster computer when I was young.. Windows had a hard time on the machine I had.. Meanwhile Linux Desktop with compiz fusion ran like lightning with all those crazy effects.. If I had a faster computer I think I would've rather be addicted to AAA games.. Nowadays I can't use Windows because it's not as user friendly as things like Gnome.. Also it's not developer friendly compared to Linux Distros.. Simple things like changing the volume feels clunky in windows.. And the shitty windows explorer is the worst file manager of all the default ones in any OS.

Go away Chrome .. Welcome back FF

It felt oddly satisfying to write an advanced ternary operator inside an if statement

Since education has been industrialized on a large scale we will see more and more non geeky developers.. But I think geeky developers are always better.. What do you think?

Going from Nautilus to Windows Explorer feels like going back to Stone age .. why does Microsoft's modern OS feel so clunky . Btw I love the feel of the new Microsoft office ..

Any of you use gaming mouse buttons for productivity while coding?

The way ES handles arrays.........

Why leave lines in between when you can just adjust the line spacing?

When you are forced to use windows what tools do u use to make the experience less horrible ?

So I wrote something a little bit insulting about windows while asking a question here and pro windows trolls ruined the question.

THE GLORY THAT IS GNOME 40 !!!!!
I'LL BLOW THAT GARDEN THINGAMAJIG UNTIL THE DAY I DIE ! AND SCREW YOU PEOPLE FOR DOWNING MY LOVE AFFAIR YEARS AGO ! I LOVE CHESTER THE GNOME, HIS BEARD TICKLES AND HE IS MULTI TASKING !

Spent one whole day to figure out why something doesnt work when put on server .. Sucks to develop on windows and then use a linux server #casesensitivity ..

Is it me or is ESLint just a bitch ...

Any Maldivians here?

Jumping from conemu to hyperterm..

I feel like I'm too stupid for these reactive js frameworks ... js is not the problem .. my brain is the problem ..

On the other hand created something quite useful despite all the headbanging that went into it

Not afraid of big code files..

Why would you use 4 spaces instead of 2 in js ?
Why would u want to use semicolons in js ?
Why would u use html instead of pug ?
Just why ?