When your girlfriend bathroom is highly active on github

Found this on the Github trending list

When your GitHub repo gets a star

When your repo gets forked on github for the first time

Microsoft and Github merged successfully

Someone is pretty active on github :D

So are scammers using GitHub now? Like wtf is this 😂

So apparently Linux has more contributors than Github can count

Dear Microsoft

Please do not fuck up GitHub.

Yours sincerely
All developers

Accidentally uploading your nudes to Github

GitHub just got a dark theme for its GitHub Desktop.
I think Microsoft is doing pretty well.

Honest github commit message

This is my face when someone uses "git" and "GitHub" interchangeably.

With that many github commits, how is the sign not working?

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about github...

GitHub: a marketplace for publicly available API keys

When you find out your office's bathroom is really active on Github (yep that's my beard and yep I'm a tall guy)

THEY DID IT!!!! THEY FINALLY DID IT!!!!
GITHUB FINALLY ADDED THIS FUCKING BUTTON!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING 😱😱😱😱

Anyone ever noticed the names Github gives to their releases for Github Desktop?

GitHub dictionary....

Yes, Github, please load those 0 conversations that you've hidden.

My github board

Glad that the only issues I have in my life are on Github!

For the last time, git is not GitHub.

What happened to GitHub UI????

Can somebody half clone my GitHub project?

Keeping some commits for after midnight so I get an extra little green square on GitHub.

When you realise github exists.

My mother just called our Google home the github.

TL;DR they blocked github
I work remotely, that means every once in a while I take my laptop and travel somewhere, work and have fun. This week I am visiting Turkey, they just blocked github 2 days ago... Freaking github... who does that?! and why?!

Do you spell it github or jithub?

So this person i met on one interview.

// Looking thru my resume

P: so you have put this code on jithub right?

Me: yeah, on github.

... // A moment of silence from him.

So, which one is the correct?

- "Hi, it is you who starred my github project?"

Committing is always a hard job. Whether it's Relationship or GitHub.

github strikes again

Github

finally got myself to creating a github account

My Github project was stared 15 times, I'm so proud of myself ! :D

I just heard someone call GitHub a "social network for developers".
I have never felt so offended in my entire life.

Git!=Github

I was working as a contractor for a client who just got enough funding to hire a full-time dev. I lovingly referred to him as "Mr. Koolaid" because he was obsessed with whatever the newest hotness was and cried constantly about how the 3-year-old code-base didn't use The Next Big Thing(tm). This was my first interaction with him:

Mr. Koolaid: I'd like access to the github repository. My username is xxxx.

Me: We currently aren't hosting the code on github. If you send me your public ssh key, I'll get you access to the private server.

Mr. Koolaid: I'd like to access the github repository.

Me: It's not on github; send me your public key and I'll get you access.

Mr. Koolaid: Can we skype real quick? You don't need my public key to grant me access to the github repo.

*Mr. Koolaid proceeds to forward me github's documentation on adding users to an organization and the documentation for adding users to a private repo. The email is written in a very passive-aggressive tone.*

ಠ_ಠ

When your CSS file is so huge even github gets angry at you

its GitHub downtime boys

Accidentally pressing E while browsing a github repository instantly forks it 😡 what the fork?!

Took them years...but its finally here.

Thanks GitHub

10 yrs for github, the best thing ever happened to a developer.

Here are my 2016 Github commits!

What's yours?

To be truly honest I am not going to move from GitHub and only hope I have is that Microsoft adds more to the already great GitHub student package

My favourite contribution on Github

You know you're a JavaScript dev when you spend most of your time in GitHub issues instead of StackOverflow

Irony of github....
A blocked person can easily see your profile after logging out
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Beautiful GitHub Desktop Beta!
Built with Electron

Obligatory "Github is down" rant

Someone took a star out from my github project.

The most sad moment of my dev life :(

seems like Github issues is the new StackOverflow!?

GitHub is down boys

Fuck NDA, if client doesn't pay me then I'm going to make their open in Github.

If your profile contains your GitHub username,I'm going to find you and I'm going to judge you.

When the first result is GitHub

When even Tim Berners-Lee is not counted as a contributor on GitHub.

GitHub should change it's default theme to black. And so should medium artciles. Any thoughts ? 😊

I'm pretty active on Github

'Great repository names are short and memorable'

- Github, 2019

Now... Are you trying to tell me that super-duper-engine is shorter and more memorable than Gterm... Github... Pls

Github: porn starred...

You’re a fucking demon if you don’t include a README.md.

Thanks you for reading my GitHub complaint.

GitHub renaming its branch to avoid making reference to slavery.

GitHub is down. I'm freaking out. The sky is falling

So Github has reimplemented Trello.

That feeling when your pull request for a public github repository got merged :$

When you wanna join GitHub and fail at choosing a username

2020 wasn't all bad... GitHub got a dark mode!

Installed an app called Top Github.
Selected "Java" category in it.
Android
Android
Android
Android
Android
......

Try GitHub

1111 Github Contributions in the past year :D

Coming to github very soon

Was all of Apple's documentation hosted on GitHub ? Thanks Microsoft. /s

Search an issue on Google, find a cool GitHub project, try it out.

Search an issue with the new project, find another cool GitHub...

The GitHub Circle.

Tip: Find the email of a github user.
Github user page > choose a repository > view code > click commits > click on a commit > add .patch at the end of the url.
This shows email adres of github user who did the commit.
Note: does not work with forked repo’s.

Source : Twitter

Once i began using Github i have become really addicted! Like holy shit! I feel like i wanna use Github for everything!

With ❤️ from GitHub

Today I first used Github. I should have done so alot sooner.

Github can be creepy sometimes

The most: „I go away from GitHub because Microsoft is shit“
I : „I dont use GitHub because I want free private repos“

Thanks to @Dacexi I'm now in the GitHub education program too!

Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Friend: Let's use GitHub as cloud storage

GitHub Dark style plus Fira Code font ligatures = best theme I've ever seen on GitHub.

GITHUB IS DOWN! RING THE ALARUMS!

This is the best Github history I have ever seen.

The new github layout is making me uncomfortable :/

github is the purgatory for all the projects I've put on hold

I started using GitHub for my codes lately, so instead of diving into the code, I make sure to mess with GitHub to have it available online, then I admire the design of GitHub, then I drift to YouTube, listen to music and can not concentrate. Then I open Facebook and tell everyone how hard my life is 😂

This shopkeeper is "The Master" of GitHub...
[Master Shifu]

Why is GitHub so intimidating for newbies

When they don't use GitHub at your new job..

That moment when GitHub allows private contributions to show up on profile 🙌🏼 #makeItGreen

I will open pronhub in public instead of your GitHub.

I wonder, do they even know what github is?

Is Github communism?

© r/ProgrammerHumor

Github gone wrong

HR: You have a github account?
Me: Yes.. for now

So my GitHub account got restricted.

Lol! Didn't knew Github doesn't support IE 🤣🤣🤣

Oh no. GitHub why do you think this is a good idea?

GitHub 1.0

Today I went to Yogurtland, the wall tiles looked like a user's busy Github history. When I got to the order counter I said, you guys have been busy on Github, haven't you?

The employee gave me the most confused stare I've ever seen. I just chuckled and walked out.

So today I have received my first star at GitHub.
The feeling is somewhat... unreal.

Selected to be a part of the GitHub Campus Expert Training Program.

The sad moment when someone forks your repository in GitHub but doesn't star it :(

GitHub Down, Must be Microsoft migrating to Azure !

You know you are using too much of github if you mistakenly write your github password in Gmail as well

I got my first github star today. It feels so awesome 🤓

Black bar on github - am I already blind? today is the first time I see this

@dfox You complained about the mobile version of GitHub, so maybe this could be interesting for you!

What a helpful message, GitHub! Errr.... Microsoft?

I once watched a Github repo for 2 hours before I decided my inbox had enough...

I was contrib an open source project on github.. they missing something important

Made an organization on Github. Let's hope that I come across some amazing people and amazing ideas.

There's a difference between Gist and Github

When did Github change its first branch's name to main from master !? Wth..

The SJWs have won !?

thanks, github

So.. What do you guys think of the new github header?

I'm there trying to find some easy to solve issues for hacktoberfest and github be like. Nah Man !

Thanks God Google hasn't acquired github else it will be shutdown after few months.

!rant
Bathroom of a very active Github user

When you type g and GitHub appears in the address bar.......

github is down :(
Lets me open devrant :) yeahhhhh!!!!

Wow, Issues on GitHub are really a good way to maintain a descriptive TODOs for your personal project

Fuck you github and your unique deploy key requirements.

Fuck you.

GITHUB DOWN, what should I do now 😭

GitHub, this is NOT THE TIME to fucking break!

Loving my new smart watch face!

GitHub Girl 😍😂

RIP Github

GitHub was down for a while, but the status page did not say anything... 🤔

Github or Gitlab what do you use and why?

GITHUB IS OFFLINE 😭

Moved one of my Java projects to Gitlab. Really loving the Auto DevOps and CI. Currently not missing GitHub.

My GitHub repo has a little over 1,000 downloads but only 433 stars does that seem off to anyone? For an employer does GitHub stars on a project even matter?

github is down :/

Found the 3d version of github cat on GitHub homepage 😺

switched from GitHub to GitLab, because unlimited private repositories

Why do people have the need to add emojis in commit messages on github?

Nice error, GitHub Desktop!

Just realized that my best rants are inline comments on github...

I've deployed a react app in GitHub user page, but entering a wrong URL still showing me the index.html of app. Hence, hindering the access to my GitHub projects page, any way to solve this ?

GitHub == MineHub

Random GitHub people with 0 star repos but surprising pristine code. And burntsushi cuz he is burntsushi.

Just put my first 'big' personal project on GitHub to get advice, feedback, and opinions.
I don't know why I'm feeling so nervous about the project being seen and judged by anyone on github

Github Copilot suggested something I forgot to add. Feels like it is motivating me to complete this personal project. :)

GitHub is my preferred "social network"

Go home Facebook and Twitter. You're drunk.

GitHub Copilot - less developers, more engineers.

Dear Github, please stop showing unrelated Dependabot alerts :|

github

Excuse me github?

(I have literally no idea what has happened here)

Never read any github tutorial. Decide to wing it, create repo, make 10 changes. Check progress, Where are my old files 😭

github counts the contributions made with an email you associated afterwards - yay :D

Colleague asks me to use github to help manage the co-producing of the project. I create github account and place the project's starting files on a repo. He does not use github afterwards...

You had one job for the links, Github. You had one job.

Having fun with GitHub data. Plotted 8 days GitHub data.

Decided to finally switch all of my private GitHub repos over to a paid GitLab organization.

Aaargh, GitHub pain:
"This branch is 65 commits behind x:master."

So GitHub ffs, give a bl**ding button that says "Sync" instead of a long f***ing series of steps I have to complete for something that should just be a single god*mn click.

Is github down?
I can not access it.

Microsoft bought Github so what ? It's not like github is the most important tool out there. If they break it we'll just move on to something else no problem just chill people. Give them the benefit of doubt maybe they'll make it even better.

Guys check this out! Github has timeline now in 3d with awesome music!

github down 🤒

~ sudo commit 777 /github
~ github read write execute permissions set

Got the GitHub student developer pack in 10th grade (highschool)

I recently made an application for GitHub student developer pack which got accepted .
If you don't know what this pack is all about , let me tell you this pack gives you free access to various tools that world-class developers use. The pack currently contains 23 tools ranging from Data Science, Gaming, Virtual Reality, Augmented Reality, APIs, Integrated Development Environments, Version Control Systems, Cloud Hosting Platforms, Code tutorials, Bootcamps, integration platforms, payment platforms and lots more.

I thought my application wouldn't qualify because after reading the documentation , I thought that It was oriented more towards college and university students but nonetheless I applied and my application got accepted . Turns out all you need is a school -issued verifiable email address or proof of you current academic status (marksheets etc.)

After few minutes of the application I got the "pro" tag on my GitHub profile although I didn't receive any emails .

I tested it out and claimed the Canva Pro subscription for free after signing up with my GitHub account.

I definitely recommend , if you are currently enrolled in a degree or diploma granting course of study such as a high school, secondary school, college, university, homeschool, or similar educational institution
and have a verifiable school-issued email address or documents that prove your current student status, have a GitHub user account
and are at least 13 years old , PLEASE APPLY FOR THE PROGRAM .

Checkout the GitHub docs for more info..

Thanks !

My GitHub GitHub Username :
satvikDesktop

PS. I would have posted links to some sites and documentations for further reading but I can't post url's in a rant yet :(

What do you guys think of GitHub?

"GitHub developer account" is the most redundant thing on planet earth

God released the human genome source code to github.

!rant

This morning I changed my avatar for github 😁
I liked my devRant avatar better so I used it for my github account 😁

Ahhh, can't not love that morning GitHub notification 😁

Honestly, I preferred GitLab over GitHub already before the MS drama started.

Yo. Anyone have some GitHub projects I can contribute for hacktoberfest

I use google auth for 2FA. Had to factory reset my phone for some reason. Meanwhile, github one day forced me to change my password. So I used the back up recovery code to change the password and then logged out. I was in a hurry and actually forgot to set up the new 2FA. But hey I have got the recovery codes right.

But, guess what? The recovery codes are not working anymore! Wtf github?

GitHub client or sourcetree?

Github is down..

Searched an error on Google

Only one result was relevant to my search.

It had the entire error line in it. Yay!

It was the GitHub source page of the compilation code that generates the actual error 💫

GitHub must disallow the programming extensions to web crawlers.