Yeah no

RIP Louie

People asking me to make websites...

Worst part of being a dev? Thinking up of commit messages.

"I forgot how to program!"

"How could you forget what you didn't know in the first place?"

Programming class is fun.

I'm going to find who put this here.

And he'll be having a long fucking talk with QA.

Thanks Google

Too true.

When you're too tired to think of debug messages...

*looks through code trying to find and fix a bug that crashes server, thinking heavily*

*Coworker comes up*

> Oh hey did you see the email I sent you?

*Forgets everything and has to reread code from top to understand*

repeat indefinitely

After listening to the deadmau5 plane crash story on h3h3 this exact thought play went on in my mind.

The universe wants to be uniform. Everything is the same, nothing reacts anymore.

Humans like the complete opposite. We like complexity and entropy. We create and we destroy.

But we are part of the universe.
So if you break this down into absolute math statements, they are contradicting.
So are we breaking the equasion?
Or are we part of the equasion?

...Are we the universe's self made antidote to itself?

When your friend tries to fuck with your computer but you're using i3...

Not sure if I actually need this 404 page or I'm just looking for an excuse to not do work...

Best part of being a dev? Being family and friends tech support. >:(