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I do not know how new it is, cause I noticed it now... but the new homepage is beautiful!
www.devrant.io
@dfox @trogus
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Mail from client: There is a bug in project.
Me: mmmmkay where is it?
Client: How shitty developer you are! You should find it.
Me:f*ck you i'm out1 -
Type it in, type it in, type a bigger number in. Oh how fun it is to break other people's software!
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Gavin: "Christina, so how bad is this? Be honest. Is this windows Vista bad? It is not iPhone 4 bad, is it? Fuck, don't tell me this is Zune bad."
Christina: "Sorry Gavin. It is Apple Maps bad."12 -
Dev: So how do you want this feature fixed?
Manager: It should work how it worked before.
Dev: I'm new to this feature, I don't know how it worked before or what is broken about it.
Manager: Well just make it work like it worked before.
Dev: I DONT KNOW HOW IT WORKED BEFORE THAT IS WHY I AM ASKING YOU. PLEASE TELL ME SO I CAN DO MY JOB.
Manager: Just how it worked before!
Dev: ...
Manager: ...
Dev: fuck you17 -
Just finished reading this gem from start to end. It is over 20 years old and it is crazy how it is still up to date and applicable. Great work.
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How to become cool in a developer community:
- try javascript for the first time
- pretend to use it like your favorite programming language (99% C)
- notice it is different
- rant about how stupid is javascript and its users7 -
Subtle irony:
Tons of people rant about how bad PHP is on devRant.
devRant's is built using PHP.
Love it4 -
When everyone is complaining about how terrible JavaScript is and I'm just sitting there thinking "but... I like it.."9
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WTF Apple! That new name is longer than Empire State building! on the right how it was, on the left how it will be if I migrate to Swift 4.2 ...
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Overheard this conversation today:
1: look at this! My shiny new iPhone can measure stuff!
2: how accurate is it?
1: not very, it is pretty buggy.
2: how did the bugs get in there?
3: it is an apple so4 -
Dear diary:
It is 2020 and I still don't know shit about docker :3
I don't know how bad this is.....17 -
How do i save a Word document?
How do i convert it to a pdf?
What is a pdf at all?
How to put all those things on a usb?
Why is this Pc not working?
I should start to charge by Minute...8 -
Person: How are you?
Me: *googles,,, 'how to respond to a how are you questions'*
Me to Me: What is happening to me???!! I need help!!!
Also Me: *Posts about it on devrant*12 -
This is how my prof uses braces:
If () {
test;
} else {
test2;
}
He uses it as an example of how to use line breaks properly.19 -
Why is it that people that can't program always seem to think they know how long it should take you?5
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Anyone have experience with xamarin here? How is it? I never develop an android before so what’s your opinion about it24
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Let an expert consultant write your code, they say. It will be all right, they say.
Found this today in a legacy codebase.
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Fuck Swift is garbage. 😡
How did such a promising language turn into such a steaming 💩??
This may be controversial but I think open-sourcing it may have been a huge mistake.19 -
So I've been applying to jobs. I, purposely, have been putting down that I am female (since they all harp on diversity, I'd like to see if they even bother reaching out to me. Also anything to get my resume past the bots).
Spoiler alert - getting similar ratios to male counterparts, 100+ applications sent, maybe 4 phone interviews. No offers yet. Still made to do code challenges.
Well, I just found out where all that diversity hiring went to. Buddy of mine who works at a mid tier company said that they have a special program that onboards women into tech.
Specifically, women who have literally zero background in computers.
Teachers, social workers, etc. They get a week or so of some coding bootcamp and then get full time positions over more skilled applicants.
This infuriates me. I literally would be in a better situation to be hired had I not have had any technical background, taken this particular bootcamp and finally net the elusive entry level position I need.
And guess what? That move has antagonized the existing male employees who see that they have zero interest and zero competency instead of having an integrated workplace.
10/10 for incredible bullshit.6 -
It's not a bug if a feature is working how you told me it should work but not how you wanted it to work.6
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If it is an Unknown error, how it is a network error and if it is a network error how is it an Unknown error???!!!
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I can't believe how difficult it is to convince people in a *tech* company to automate things.
"oh yeah it's only a couple of times a year. How much work is it gonna take to automate it, it'll take us only a few minutes to do manually"
That's how you get stuck in the past.7 -
First day programming: "The hell is this?"
234th day programming: You start to think how every single thing works and how to make it -
The most expensive electronic thing I ever touched 😁 One of the top variant of Macbook Pro.
It is insane how big it is! My mind is blown away right now.
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HOW
FUCKING
HARD
IS
IT
TO
DOCUMENT
HOW
YOUR
LIBRARY
WORKS
ONE
EXAMPLE
FOR
A
FUCKING
POSTGRES
CLIENT
LIBRARY
IS
NOT
SUFFICIENT7 -
“Hey what’s this issue? Can you tell me what’s going on?”
“Yeah sure, what is it?”
[login page alert displaying “your email or password is incorrect, please try again.”]
How do people like this live? How do they not forget how to breathe or eat?11 -
Anybody here with Autism Spectrum (Asperger)?
How did you find out? How does it affect your life and how do you deal with it? Is it a gift or a curse for you?
I've just got diagnosed at 32yo with mild asperger and feel a bit lost now 😐34 -
DHL Parcel website in Poland looks like is from early 2000's. This is how it looks like on 1080p screen
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Portugal in August: heatwave coming from Africa
Portugal in October: polar wind coming from Iceland4 -
When your boss asks you if you know how to fix it and how long it is going to take.
Task Manager (not responding) -
Big data is like teenage sex: everyone talks about it, nobody really knows how to do it, everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, so everyone claims they are doing it… — Dan Ariely4
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So, for my C class, the computers in the lab are using VS 2015. To be able to compile C we have to change some settings to allow the program to compile.
I like to use my computer (with Arch Linux) and use my tools (Vim and GCC).
The guy next to me was trying to do the homework, but he was struggling. I decided to give it a shot and I was able to do it, so I showed him my code and he tried it in the computer.
The program crashes every time no matter what. We asked the professor. I show him my code and how it's working. Apparently he was confused because I was using the terminal and not VS. So he proceeded to said that it's because I'm not using VS2015 and GCC is doing the whole work for me.
I'm like ಠ_ಠ and then he keeps saying that he doesn't know what or how GCC works (for real? Someone that teaches C and has a Ph. D on CS doesn't now what GCC is?) but that it is apparently doing everything for me. So my code should be wrong if it crashes on VS2015.... ಠ_ಠ
What do you think? I'm thinking about talking with the head department of CS (I know that he is a Linux guy) and see what happens. Should I do it? Or should I just use VS2015 as the "professor" is asking?
I even tried online compilers to see if it was just working on my computer, but even they use GCC to compile.5 -
I want to get in the habit of proper documentation of my code, But i'm not sure how it's formatted, how it should look or how I should even begin writing documentation? Do I open a document and just take snap shots of my code and explain how it works? I'm a little confused. Do I take pictures of my UI and explain how to use it? Is it like writing a book?
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Me when I finally understand how VueJS works, how simple, easy and customizable it is, how I built a working contact form in 5mn and how I'm gonna stick with this gorgeous motherfucker for the rest of my life.
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Security startup...
'Which football team do you support?'
'Not sure how that is relevant.'
'It is very relevant'15 -
(popup) ERROR OCCURRED!
But we're not going to tell you what it is...
Or at hint what the root cause is...
Let alone tell you how to fix it...
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Java people telling me how it can only run on windows and how locked down the source is. .NET Core people jeez1
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It continually never ceases to amaze me how many people ask me a question without doing the proper research beforehand. For instance, "How far is the Earth from Jupiter?" How am I supposed to know that? The only thing I'm going to do is Google it and then tell you anyway. Stop asking me stupid questions that you can easily search yourself!9
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I'm still in denial that Dropbox did 1.1b$ in 2017, cash flow positive. Do they actually even get big clients? It has to be all enterprise, because I highly doubt any consumer actually purchases a Dropbox plan.10
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How is it that after restarting... and updating Windows I go from 10GB free (no idea how it got so low) to 39GB free... and apparently that doesn't include the 27GB that Windows.old takes up?
And why does it thinking deleting all files in Downloads is cleanup...
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I don't know how to feel about it. What story it tells? Python is so easy that even vandals use it or maybe someone bleed on the wall how much she/he hates python. Or maybe it is scream of inner Vandal closed in cubicle who works with AI and blockchain for life's. What is the story behind this?
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!rant
Hey all! I kinda started a YouTube channel on Computer Science and basically development... I would very much like the opinion of u all ☺️
If u wanna watch the video, here is the prologue:
https://youtu.be/dqQSGaeLrIg
And here is the first actual video on installing Manjaro Linux... (quite long at 31 minutes though):
https://youtu.be/6KwGLuBBALo
I hope u all give me some feedback 😊😊
Thanks a lot for your time! 🤗3 -
How the fuck is CLI a skill for job seekers?! And what's a Toolbox?
Apparently, recruiters write any Buzzwords they hear of! CLI is not even a Buzzword. How did it get there?
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Both buttons have a width from 35% but how is it possible that the button in safari is bigger then Chrome ??
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Has anybody used or heard of Gun? Seems pretty cool, but how is it to work with? Is it performant?
https://github.com/amark/gun1 -
Knitting. It's absurd how technical a skill it is, and I definitely didn't realise that when I learned it!3
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Why on Earth are people letting management tell them how to code? It is not their job to know how to do it. Much less to tell you how to do it.8
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Anyone that ever experienced that a personal/hobby project (side to work/school) became successful?
How successful? Did it beco.e your main job?
Was it mostly luck or a lot of hard work?
Curious to hear peoples stories and how common it is.7 -
Whichever fucking cunt at Wordpress came up with that filthy Walker class and how a navigation item tree should be traversed, shall be hanged to death.
How fucking brainless can one be to create such a complete pile of donkey turds?!
No wonder Wordpress itself makes no sense at all nor has it any connection to any intelligent lifeform whatsoever.
Edit: This rant does not even closely show how high my fucking rage-level is!2 -
There is how you think a system works, and there is how it actually works. Unit tests help keep those two ideas in sync with each other7
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Fellow C# programmers, how often do you use #region in your projects and how important do you think it is?
I have found myself using it increasingly. It works great for me and I feel that I can structure my code better.10 -
It is fascinating to see how my motivation and productivity decreases while working on legacy code.2
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I had a user tell me how important he is and how our software is making it harder for important people like him to run reports on people in their region and how it "just doesn't make sense" for important people like him... and on and on and on and on.
I was on the phone for over 30 minutes.
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Can you fucking imagine this tiny fragment of a large complex software built in nextjs?
How many page.tsx and layout.tsx of that exact file names is gonna be there?
How can you track in this folder hierarchy which page.tsx is for which component etc?
How is this clutterfuck of a structure good and loved and approved by developers?
Nextjs is a fucking double edged sword. As much as how good it is it is also bad as bullshit
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How to make any piece of text irritating then it actually is...
A: add <marquee> tags ...
Irritating by how much?
A: add loop to it2 -
I did it! I learnt vim!
...
Oh wait, how do you exit again?
This is how it feels with me and vim, every time I think I know it, it turns out there's a whole batch of shortcuts I had no idea existed :"(5 -
A petty rant but I'm going for it anyway.
I don't like how Trongate is bashing Laravel, claiming that it is a "better" framework and "Pure PHP is back".
It's fine if you built a framework that is better than Laravel, good for you. But don't go around bashing Taylor Otwell's work. As someone, who has spent a major portion of my career in IT as a Laravel dev, that hurts to see.
IMO I think they never understood why Laravel became popular in the first place. It wasn't because it's the fastest, but because how beginner-friendly it is and how easy it is to maintain and many other perks it has.10 -
You know how Rule 34 of the Internet is:
"if it exists, there is porn of it"
I think another one should be:
"if it exists, there's Indian spam accounts on it"4 -
Me :- how many words have I written ??
Is it million
Or it is two million
Word counter:- 100 words
Me:-😵😵😵😵6 -
Hello. I suppose I didn't really see anyone ask @dfox or @trogus how it's going without mentioning devRant itself. So, I'm going to do it... How is it going?10
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it thrills me how killing "watchman" makes computer faster!
Well it is a Facebook creation after all .... No wonder why1 -
Does anyone here uses Docker for all the environments (dev, qual, prod)?
If yes, how do you feel about it? How it is?8 -
The worst is on an ATM Card,
"This ATM card is property of the bank if found please return it"
No place to explain how to use it2 -
Finding an awesome new library / framework then finding the documentation is all "this is what it is" rather than "this is how you use it" *sigh*2
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Had a coworker tell me that WPF is a very deep technology. He basically said it could take months to years to learn it well. How true is that? (I am gonna have to learn it anyway, but this will affect how I go about it)4
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Sometimes developers forget how to take a pragmatic approach to solve issues. Just because it is shiny does not mean it is right for the job.
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Sorry, but no sorry.
I don't see that it is ok to make stupid of other people. I mean, it is ok for non-IT people/non-specialist/students didn't know that HTML programmer is not a thing or we can't just turn of the problem/bugs if sth gone wrong.
They aren't stupid. They just misinformed. Just smile (or laugh?) and explain to them.
No one is born knowledgeable of everything. We even learn how to walk, how to read, how to program.
By doing mistakes.3 -
- Understand programming and how the software work... then choose whatever programming language to build it, it is just Scripting after all.
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How many of you are using zeal for offline documentation on linux? If not, you should try it, it is great
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One of my friends just royally pissed me off by deciding to repeat some crap she heard on TV about suicide being very selfish. I have depression and she's just taken a huge shit on mental health I'm. She can be a stupid cow sometimes...2
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I have a strong web dev background so um doing a bit of logical programming now...
Reading those tutorial I got sooo excited because of how they always say
"Programming is when you give a computer instructions what to do and how to do it"
But the truth is Its when a computer tells you how to tell it what to do and how to tell it how to do it....
SO WHO IS CONTROLLING WHO??1 -
No QA Steve I will not insert a massive feature into the project no matter how high of an importance you deem it or how awesome you think it is.2
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How much of ur job is spent actually innovating and designing new architecture and how much of it is just copy pasting libraries and preexisting APIs?6
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Just startet game developing (unity) on the side ! A time sink, but holy cow is it fun ! Any game devs out there?
How long did it take to master and how did you get startet ? -
Which php framework is worth getting into? Laravel seems to have most market or should I go with CakePHP or even something else? any info is appreciated (how are the docs, is it hard to find solutions, how is the error handler, how hard is it to learn etc), I am sure people around here have used a good amount of them and can tell their rage or good things about it. 😳8
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Is MongoDB worth learning? I already use MySQL/SQLite but I was thinking of learning it. How is it any different aside from having no SQL13
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Project Manager: "You have until x date, but how far off are you from finishing"
Me: "How long is it until x date, there is your answer"
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Anyone using Huawei Cloud? How good is it? Does it have APIs to automate the infra creation and all?3
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My only question is: how did I accidently find devRant and how can I be an active part of it now as I found and love it? :D4
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Has any one used https://www.resilio.com? It is suggested by duckduckgo team. How is your experience?5
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Is anyone using Slack? I just downloaded it in order to use it with Laravel notifications. How is your experience with this?3
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Can you guys let me know how microsoft teams is? Is it good, or is it polluted with fluff and garbage?15
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Q: How easy is it to create machine learning models nowadays?
= TensorFlow
That's ML commoditization.21 -
I was doing some debugging and wanted to print "hello" to know how many times it is run but mistyped it to "hellp", which is quite fitting
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Saw a movie related to Data Security and Data privacy. The movie ended 1 hour ago and i am now terrified how my data is going to end up somewhere where it can be misused .Frantically removed all app permissions from my mobile. Wonder how many days it will last. But now after hearing such gory details , i wonder how i can keep my interests safe in this world. I am now even afraid to give my laptop for changing its battery.. Thinking of wiping all possible compromisable data. But dont know how to.
How will technologies like blockchain affect this ? Will it make it worse or is it trying to make it better..?11 -
This is not a rant!
Has anyone use whonix before? If you have how is it? Is it better than tails?
For those who don't know what whonix is here's a link.: https://www.whonix.org/1 -
Anyone using Psiphon?
Can someone give me an ELI5 on what it is and how to go about it?
https://psiphon.ca/6 -
Question: How exactly is just changing the email client or browser you use actually protecting you from Google? For example, how does using ddg protect you if you use it with chrome? It sounds like actually de-google ing is a lot of fucking work.3
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Highload is like sex: everyone knows about it, everyone talks about it, everyone does it, but nobody knows how to actually do it right.
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It is not only about how good your code is, it is also the business value your code provides.
- Unknown3 -
I love Django, the philosophy behind it and how smart it is. I hate the Python ecosystem. virtualenv and pip is really dump e.g.4
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Question about GPG:
So I understood the concept and successfully applied it to my Gitlab, but how helpful is it?
From what I understood it helps detecting which commits are from verified authors and which are from just someone who has access?
I'd appreciate if someone explains more on how helpful it is :)
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Anyone here knows how rpg programming works? How hard it is?
Although it is an old technology, I know people still use it.
Any devs here who has some ideas about the language?3 -
Week : 49
How is the weekend going?
How do you miss a standing target? Is it because he swung his head a little bit when the shot was taken?
Previous Week : https://devrant.com/rants/109016688 -
!rant
Does anyone use a hackintosh for Dev? I do like Mac OS. How stable is it with updates, and is it still as hardware dependent as it was 3-4 years ago?2 -
In the 90s i was in elementary school, my biggest question was "when you unplug a computer how it knows what time it is when you turn it on again, how its not reset like a digital clock we had", and there it all started....
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I have a Lenovo IdeaPad 330s and it shows the battery percentage remaining when we press any key on the keyboard while the laptop is switched off. This is a really handy feature. Does anyone know how it is implemented or how could it be implemented (on other laptops) ?
Don't just ++, favorite this post, pin it (so, you can comment on it if you find the way later) and please, mention it in the comments if you know it.4 -
Ain no missing semicolon like one in postcss w/gulp. HOW HARD IS IT TO SPECIFY WHERE THE UNEXPECTED SPACE IS?2
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Everyone is talking about how safari mobile is ass and that it needs to be destroyed, but nobody talks about how Firefox mobile is an actual piece of shit and how Firefox in general is generally behind the curve now in supporting recent web tech. They need to do something or else they are going to be fucked.8
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How many project do you have in your main Visual Studio solution? At work we have 180+ and it is driving me nuts how slow everything is. Especially when pulling from hg.5
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Ugh... I don't like how TCP is a stream protocol and how UDP is unreliable and unordered.
I want a semi-reliable, ordered, message protocol dang it!13 -
Is anyone here working with tech that reduce environmental impact?
What are your day to day duties? How did your company get off the ground and how is it staying profitable? -
What is the output of these program?
Actually it show 2byte but I didn't get that how it calculates 2byte?
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How is eclipse doing these days? I got frustrated with it 5 years ago and started using IntelliJ. Is it worth giving it one more try?4
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How good is the world of java advanced for a career these days? I learned java basics (collections,OOP, syntaxes, threads, a little bit of spring,etc) aka core java in college and then went straight to Android dev.
I am thinking of learning about the contents of java ee and me or whatever "advanced" java is. How tough is it? What is the career in it? How good is the possibility of getting a fresher job in it?2 -
what kind of sorcery is this? how am i suppose to call this class( or whatever it is)'s functions?
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I’m just curious, how relevant is slack in the workplace? And is it enjoyable to use or awful like Skype9
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Realize how complex it is to build and the time it would take, then when I check how many similar things to it already are on the market, I feel like there's no reason to do it.
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The tech lead is doing most of the changes without even notifiying the rest of us.. How normal is it?2
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A quick question !!
How popular is GRAND stack? GraphQL React Apollo client Neo4j Database.
Is anyone using it?5 -
So I'm a windows person through and through.. I used them at school college and university, but
I've heard a lot about Linux and unbuntu and it's got me a little curious Now the question I'm asking is can someone eli5 what unbuntu is? is it free to use? how hard is it to install? How hard is it to use? What is it good for? work/games/music?4 -
Does anyone know how Go, the programming language is working?
People likes it, is it useful, is it good or there are better alternatives?
Would like to know the opinions of those who know about it :]7 -
I have been invited to github codespaces.. How good is it? Is there any resource one how you can create and debug muli container applications?
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It is a rainy weekend here.
How is the weekend weather over there?
Previous Week : https://devrant.com/rants/97260294 -
How would I create user-profiles and user logins for my ReactJS app and Heroku? I've never done it before and not sure if ExpressJS is enough or even how to approach it.5
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Serious question, what is the use case for Arch? From all that I hear about how complicated it is it doesn't sound very practical3
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My build is failing on the CI server
you are the DevOps engineer please fix it
this is not how this works, this is not how any of this works -
Is the devRant Swag Store website made from scratch or is it a Shopify template? Just curious because I love the layout and how clean it is.4
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emails....
how is it that every service can send out so many emails?
30,000 emails just this week, and those are just the ones i dont automatically delete.
how do people deal with it?2 -
How about, instead of bitching about how bad it is that something that I had nothing to do with doesn't work, actually listen to me while I try and fix it.2
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What is consciousness? Can it be simulated? If so, is it possible with current hardware? What is thought? Is it an input or an output? Is it voluntary? Is there a gap between stimulus and response? If so, how large is it? What happens there? How do you know?22
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Someone just spent an evening with me explaining how to use Ember and *not* fuck it up.
Ember is actually quite nice if you know how to use it :)1 -
❓Question:
I've recently been introduced to reactive programming, and I'm wondering some things about it
- How new of a concept is it?
- Can it be declared as a third type of programming compared to OOP & FOP?
- How common is it? -
Getting frustrated recently because of the micro manament and problems with how things are in my job, i just cant accept the "it is what it is" mentality
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I need help solving this problem, idk how to make it decrement if for example the value is 0.1, idk how to make it turn into 0.09. plus I don't know how to make the user choose to either increment or decrement the value.2
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Is it worth to have an intel i9 yet ? Or softwares doesnt know yet how to take advantage from it ?8
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Why JS is terrible at string manipulation.
how they implemented it
str.substring(start,end)
how it should be
str.substring(start,length)4 -
Is it me or people are learning how to use a framework before the langage? AngularJS is for JavaScript what is Spring to Java...1
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!rant
How complex is it to add a social media "share" button to a c# desktop application?
So, if I wanted to share achievements to social media, how difficult would it be to share to Twitter?1 -
How does it feel to be a Senior Dev? Is it really that bad?
https://youtu.be/MbUvTbD9q4A
https://youtu.be/owRtiOaVY_k4
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