Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

me.children += 1;
^_^

Words of wisdom (WOW) !!

FUCK!! It's been 3 days in the new office.
Can't find a single to rant about.
Why is everyone is so fucking nice??

Dev life chose me

*We colleagues were cursing Valentine's week*

Team Lead : Committed?
Me: No, I am single.
TL: *confused look* Did you committed that code?
Me: ohh yes! I raised the merge request as well.
TL: Ok. I will review it. *Moves away smiling inside*
Me: *looking at screen* *crying inside*

I write code,
I am a writer.
I fight with bugs,
I am a fighter.
I optimise code,
to make it tighter.

return soup(i-1)+soup(i-2);

The fact you’re older doesn’t give you the right to call other people’s 8-months’ engineering effort “shit work”, especially if you didn’t even see the code...

Sincerely,
Your tech lead - me :)

Mechanical Keyboards.
I mean, just look at this beauty.

"SEO optimization"
Ever read what the "O" in SEO stands for, Einstein?

Noisy collegues. Also the people who come to talk anytime.

So I found this sticker while cleaning my desk. Now my work laptop looks better

Yeah dude, if I'm wearing my headphones it means "do not disturb"

My son is taking a nap and you know what that means - time to write some code!

My mother is so ashamed of me.
she tells everybody that I'm a Drug dealer.

PHP Developer here.

Why the fuck someone write "used linux to speed up development" in your resume. But when you have to use it, questions like "where to download git for linux?" appears?

Using Sololearn: feel like a pro.
Open Devrant: feel like a noob.

Shut Up Dirty Mind! I am learning React Native.

I loved Java very much..
Then i started using it.

When you are in a hurry to make payment .. and some fucker has done this.

Height of Confidence.

Expecting your client to be nice with you just because you are nice to them is like expecting lion not to eat you, because you don't eat lions.

At last got mine! Thanks Devrant!

That moment when you change your mindset from "I'll probably leave the office by 6pm" to "I hope I'll leave before midnight"

Hello (World)! Noob here. I installed devRant around 5 days ago. I just keep reading the rants and didn't created my account because i was not sure if i will stay here for long time coz most (cr-)apps are boring.

After 5 days:
I owe all of you a tons of '++'.

I want a boss like @Linux have. (i know tags work only in comments)

Gonna stay here till i stay in IT industry.(maybe)

Once I didn't knew anything about coding or development.
Someone suggested me to start with Java.

Still looking for that Mada-foker.

This is really creepy. Yesterday I was talking to my parents about buying a Thermosteel flask. Today I opened Amazon and this is what I see.. (attached pic)
I am pretty sure, I didn't looked for it even on Google.
It may be co-incidence but still..

"A comment isn't needed if the name is good and the responsibility is clear" - M.Howell

finally!!! after loads of time (go Israeli post service) stickers are here!!!
thanks devRant

Now this is true. Devrant changed me and now, after one of the devranters post I'm finally searching for a new job. Most of the time I was using PHP, but here I've seen lot of rants about laravel. Now I'm building a website with it and going to change my job. Thank you Devrant creators and community.

Instantly thought about new js framework name

Stack overflow was down..
I don't know why, but it developed some kind of respect for senior developers who don't had access to stack overflow in their time.

My day:
5:30AM - 2yo son wakes me up, I send him back to his bed
6AM - wakes me up again, gotta grab a coffee
7:30AM - leaving towards the office
8:30AM - finally arriving to the office, after horrible traffic.
*continue working on major schema change I started yesterday*
12:30PM - Lunch + Beer
1:30PM - Tequila time!
*back to work*
7:30PM - Finally done with coding, leaving the office
8PM - home at last
9:30PM - Beer time
9:31PM - "I'll just write a couple of more lines"
12:30AM - "That's it, no more code for today"
12:31AM - "I'll just scroll through devRant"

Finally moving to new job. From monolith PHP dev, to nodejs.

You know. I think people trashing chatgpt detracts from the fact that if it is actually functioning as stated it's still a goddamm miracle of science!

I mean are we all really that jaded ?

You can type a plain English request in and a COMPUTER PROGRAM sends you a Novel response that may reflect the bias of its dataset and the bias of people trying to keep "secrets" but otherwise it sends a response formulated from extensive data.

That's a breakthrough

Quick acting like an alpha that was frozen years ago apparently is the RTM!

left the office early today to see my 2 years old son before he goes to bed.
it's 11pm and I'm working from home, gonna wake up around 5:30am to commute to work.
I really need to move closer to work

Porn is Ok. I have to open incognito for my Dev Queries.

PyCharm (and other IntelliJ based stuff), because it's second to none.

2 years ago..

Me : How can i learn Java?
College Senior : Do some online courses.

*did a course for a month! Still not confident*

Me: it ain't working for me.
Senior: Do some project.

*Created an Android App under internship! Still not confident*

After wasting my 6 months on Java, i reached to the conclusion that: "Java Sucks" (at least for me)

No Offence!

It's technically impossible for this update not to fuck everything up.

Oh, I use Arch Linux btw.

on one hand- got a new job, on the other hand getting a new MacBook pro just before they release a new generation

Our HR will contact you soon.

A client asks me to produce a Release note when publishing a new version, which is more than fair ask, I shall deliver.

Then he asks me questions on the version's feature which are clearly described in the release note, with examples, showing he did not bother to read it..............

...

Day after Tomorrow will be my first day at my first job.

Any advice ??

- become a system administrator (I am in final year rn )

- write a book (fiction)

I might be pushing my 4 years old macbook pro too hard with 2 IDEs, 1 instance of datagrip, and tons of open browser tabs, all on 4gb of RAM..

Again someone testing in Prod

better than beer? bug hunting with beer!

Well, this is not my cup of tea..

Hello fellow devs, how do you clear your mind when you cant make something work? I think most of you had this feeling like 'fuck that, creating from beggining will be easier'

The good: dotnet core RTM
The bad: my previous shitty work place, their shitty product, the very shitty TL that had no fucking idea how to lead or manage the team
The ugly: the shit storm I dropped on TL, group leader, CEO/CTO when I left...

When I have to be responsible for shit that others do.

*last call POST Breakup*

She : make a PROMISE, no CALLBACK!

Me: Got it.

*That's how it started*

These fuckin morons piss on the toilet seats. They should get potty training also. Chutiye Saale!

hunting bugs less than 24hrs. before delivery... OH JOY!!!

I remember the era when the first suggestion to every problem was:

REBOOT THE SYSTEM

Age+=1

First time, I am this far from home on my B'day. But atleast I am with my friends and these fuckers wrote "Antarvasna writer" on my cake.

11:30AM is NOT the best time to vacuum around here!!!!

idk why, but why focus so much on internal stuff that never will be public...this is also my favorite quote

I think I need to work a little to rest from my family vacation

Python file truncate instead of actually deleting file contents...
there goes a weekend of log backups.. FML

developer oriented saas? well yeah, you could've at least develop a decent SDK for one language, or just let people send JSON payloads instead of XMLs..a**holes

Brewmaster.
I've been brewing my own beer for about 6 months now and super positive feedback keeps on coming :)

Going over some NodeJS code, and I feel like the scene from "Dude Where's My Car" - "And then....And then..."

Coming from almost three years of 99% python, this hurts my eyes so much

I want to develop a django quiz app which will show questions to all online users at same time and allot a short time slot(1min) for answering questions.

How can i do that?
Any kind of help/link/hint is appreciated.
Thanks in advance.

So I developed this proxy server that will throttle down API calls to one of our providers so we don't get blocked for TOS violation...
Some dude had a tool running all day long which crashed 2 minutes before I left work.
This literally ruined my day until I recalled it's all cached!!!!
Mood is back again and I deserve my beer!

During my internship, I fixed a bug in android app related to user data updation..

BUT I didn't knew it's root cause and I have no idea how I fixed it.
Also, it was satisfying.

Just spent a lot of time on custom building an Ubuntu docker container, and forgot to save the image before I accidentally reset the whole thing to blank

Writing a design document.

So I've been on vacation for a week now, still two days to go until I get back to work.
It's been super fun, but I am getting pretty stressed about the shit-ton of work I have to do when I come back.
How do you let go?

!rant
Yesterday my little brother sent me a screenshot of game called robotJS and asked for help. You can't imagine how happy I am that he tries to choose this way

When your boss informs you that they have moved up RTM from next Friday to tomorrow and you haven't been able to get anyone to do any serious testing for weeks.

Playing around with a POC I'm doing for work, and it works so well I got an IP ban from one of my favorite websites for a massive amount of requests they got from me

Getting started with Python's asyncio is probably the worst experience I've had with the language in 2+ years I've been using it.

Writing DAL code that I am 99% sure will be replaced really soon along with the database schema.
Angry coding is almost as good as tipsy coding - AMAZING.

Finally got rid of all B.Sc leftovers!!!

What would you like to print on your coffee Mug?

Installing the entire system on new machines. Too many configuration files and too much manual work. (New workplace, haven’t automated it yet)

Javascript never ceases to amaze me.

0.3 - 0.1 = 0.199999999999998

😁😁😁

New job, new laptop and I’m out of devRant stickers :(

Ex-manager keeps trying to boss me around. Not only that- he now tries to get fame for a project I’ve been doing for six months that he actively avoided managing...

Yeah, it would have been great if you didn't truncate the entire database in the middle of my test

Read about concepts that are new to me and try to implement them.
Code reviews with experienced devs

on one hand - softlayer is way less intuitive than aws...
on the other hand - when your boss tells you you can bring up up to $1000 monthly valued servers, you can forget about the first hand

Camembert cheese in the fridge is great, but how can one survive without the stronger Nespresso capsules ;(

No rants about new MacBook pro generation? Obviously one must rant about the absolute need to buy adapters to connect keyboard&mouse (let's be honest, BT devices out there are mostly nowhere near ergonomic)

I know, I know - yearly self assessment is important. But it sucks :(

So I just refreshed LinkedIn and it has a new look.
It's so bad I can now remember Microsoft bought LinkedIn a couple of months back every time I look at it

Finance lady keeps turning the air conditioning off.
It's either sticky note on the controller or R&D vs. finance lady on an on/off battle...
What do you say?

Hi there ...

POCing a neural network thing.
Luckily it's a shallow network, but it's taking a frickin' eternity to train :(

I was so concentrated on delivering my features I didn't have time to scroll through devRant 😨

As a backend developer I always think that front-end for web or mobile app is way harder.

Can I edit my npm package (typo in readme) after publishing. If yes, how?

How can one possibly imagine working with one's favorite nespresso capsules over?

So I spent about a day on this brilliant priority calculation formula just to come to the conclusion that FIFO would be a better approach for now

Espresso, Headphones, chillstep.

so they brought a senior engineer to our (very small) dev team. I feel like poking my eyes with a nail looking on his code.

Guys, i am a beginner in networking. I want to create my own cloud computing server - (IAAS). Currently, I want to provide storage to the users.
How should i proceed.. Any site link or guidance? Thanks in advance.