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Started working in a company as an intern, they want me to do everything whether I know how to or not.12
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Popup: "Do you enjoy using our app"
No, because I know you want to trick me into reviewing your app6 -
Interviewer : "Do you know SQL ?"
Me : "Yes sir. I know SQL and I prefer NoSQL."
Interviewer : "So you know SQL and you don't want to do it for our company ?? This is arrogant !! "9 -
Job offer: "All employees will be provided Macbooks"
Nope! Just nope.
Let your dev chose their equipment, thank you very much.
If they want a Linux laptop, buy them one. If they want a Windows workstation, give it to them. And if and only if they want a Macbook, give them a Macbook.
I used to work in two companies having the requirement to use a Macbook for two years.
I know its pros. I know its cons. My conclusion for me: Never again!13 -
When people want to know what you're doing and you know they wouldn't understand so you're just like 'Nothing...'5
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Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.
Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.2 -
Life is about spamming. Want to get into a relationship? Spam every girl you see and like in the streets and ask nicely.
Want more clients? Spam.
Want a job?
Tell everyone you know, that you search for a job.
Send a resume to every company you desire. Spam.8 -
"I want to create a Linux distribution from scratch but i don't know how to code, I'll pay you $300 but i get to have the rights to it"8
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Friend: I want to start competitive programming. What should I to ?
Me: You should know at least one programming language like C++ or java ...
Friend: No problem, I know HTML ....
Finally Me: Oh God save me..4 -
Software engineering class has been nothing but UML creation. I understand that their important but I just want to actually, ya know, engineer some software.9
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No Mr. Uber, I don't want anyone even my family to know when I am riding nor I want to know when they ride.3
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You know what?
Fuck Webpack and Babel, too.
They're way too complicated and finicky to set up.
I want to write a simple library, not a freaking research paper.14 -
Hey, you know that screwdriver followup ticket you’ve been working on for several weeks? Yeah, I want it to use <feature> that I’ve never told you about and I know you’ve never used, and it looks like that means rewriting most of it! Also, I still want it done by tonight.
ASDFJ;katharevousa;hsh;klasdf
Soo not happening.10 -
Meanwhile in India:
Son: Dad, I want to be an actor.
Dad: Son, it's pronounced doctor.
I know its not tech. But in India this is funny.2 -
Rant, but also want to know, how the fuck do you accidentally drop a database link. In production. On the most important database. Housing our biggest applications.8
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JAVA 4-EVER - Official trailer
I don't want to spoil more, but watch it if you don't know it yet.
https://youtu.be/kLO1djacsfg7 -
developer: hey, want to hear a joke?
manager: sure
dev: what did the developer say to their manager after doing flaming shots in the server room and accidentally setting fire to all their systems?
manager: i don't know, what did they say?
dev: "hey, want to hear a joke?"3 -
"If you want to be a good developer then be good at one programming language." - I don't know why but I do not agree with this.7
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That complete mental block when you know where you want to be and you know where you are but you look at the code and it's like looking at alphabet soup 😞2
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Anyone else is doing this? When you know you need to implement it, but want to fucus on something else and #TODO just doesn't cut it. xD3
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Why do most Java programmers know Java and nothing else? Wtf, every time find myself reviewing crappy Bash/Python/JavaScript/Ruby shit written by Java-only programmers I want to puke. Don't you know that the world is bigger than your small island?14
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I don't program because I know what I want. I program because I'm indecisive and I need rand Arrays to pick where I eat today.5
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> tries to run `login` command on CLI tool I want to use.
> gets error "no configuration found, run `login`"...
because... you know... it's not like I am trying to do that...2 -
Raising kids is like using Windows. You know what you want him to do, the kid knows what you want him to do,... But he still decides to do whatever HE wants.
The frustration level is the same11 -
Tempted to root my phone purely to remove the long term Volume exposure warning (and the subsequent auto-lowering of it).
Fuck you, you don't know me. Maybe I want tinnitus.6 -
I am having a pretty shitty day today, but I still wanted to recognize you for doing so well and know that you can still do anything you want to do.8
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Thanks major restaurant chain. I don't want to wait the 30 seconds for your cheezy animation to finish before I get my gift card's number. I'm hungry. Know your users.5
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When I start #100daysofcoding ! In which you at least daily code for an hour. It can be your side project or learning something new. Just search on Twitter if you want to know more
I am sure many of you already know this ! -
When I want to answer questions on stackoverflow -
1] The ones I know are already answered
2] I have no clue about the ones that have 0 answers.2 -
When you want to tell your co workers and your boss about devRant, but don't want them to know you're ranting about them. 😕5
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Le college freshman nibbas: Don't know C, Java, C++, python or any other programming language but want to do AI and machine learning!
💀🤷6 -
how do websites have the option to deny all cookies? don't they need a cookie to know you don't want cookies?13
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Functional programming vs object oriented programming.
I don't believe one can replace the other I just want to know some other people's opinions.40 -
Just bought a nice domain and I want to create a file sharing plattform ( think pomf ).
Does anyone have know some easy tool for it?31 -
Kotlin makes the development experience so much better. Humans are creatures of habit. Some don't want to change what they already know. RIP to those who still start their project in Java and do not want to adapt in this competitive world. :/8
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I wish I would know how.
My personal project is untouched for months.
Everytime I'm comming home from work or university I don't want to code anymore4 -
Do you sense something weird on this dead simple code?
The teacher showed a similar code recently in my C class. It was weird to me since I know C for years. I want to know what you guys think about it.22 -
Yay! University break! Now I have time to learn the stuff that I want/need to learn! (Seriously, I don't know why they are pushing delphi towards us)2
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Who doesn't want to know the weather in the good ol' Middle of Nowhere?
Wondering whether or not it is a joke by the devs :D1 -
Help...
Either help me be more reasonable because I know I'm crazy, or send money/pc parts lol
https://pcpartpicker.com/user/...
I just want my computer to do all the things so if i feel like doing something, I don't need to worry that it can't handle it. (And I know people are going to tell me to use Linux, I will. But i want windows as a backup)36 -
!rant
Hey DevRant I've a question, I want to get into Python but don't really know where and how to start any tips 😊14 -
I literally missed an important webinar due to this shitty Gmail
If anyone have an idea why Gmail behaves like this... I really want to know5 -
I am building a platform.When we pitched our product to client, he said, that he want all our code on his own personal server. He don't know a thing about software development but want a his own server. He think we might sell his personal data to his competitor4
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Have you ever felt like you don't want to fall asleep?
I do feel that quite often but I don't know why.17 -
I'm pretty sure my browser is always open when I'm using my linux machine because I always don't know how to do what I really want to do.3
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I want to know how much a 10mb/s line costs in your countries because in South Africa it is R800 or $57,48 per month34
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Tell people you know how to code - they always have nice ideas for "new and innovative" apps and want you to code for them ;D3
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I don't know what i could write to get sticker... I'm no dad... I'm not home... I dont want to post already postet jokes... Mehh...3
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just need to say this: It's GNU/Linux folks. I know, I know, it's not as easy to say when you want to talk about it, but every once in a while give the damn GNU a little credit. Without it we might not have Linux as we know it, so show some love from time to time, it's not that hard to say GNU/Linux.12
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Why do jobs applications have to ask about the ethnicity? Why does company want to know if I am Hispanic or not!!? I am not offended or anything just want to understand why is it important for them to know it even before an interview could be scheduled?!13
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To everyone freaking out about how bad Microsoft buying GitHub would be for "privacy". I want you to know that GitHub already uses Google and Facebook analytics on their site.1
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Call me crazy all you want, but I love my tangled mess of cords
Yeah yeah, I know, I know, wouldn't I just love a cordless setup and workspace ...
NO
Bluetooth devices are at best unreliable and at worst don't even work with Linux
I want to just be able to plug my shit in and work, not wait for everything to sync and hope I don't have connectivity issues
Call it living in the past all you want, I don't care. I love my cords
Fuck you and your bluetooth shit2 -
If you ever want to know how NOT to create documentation, try installing Elastic Search for a server.
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Wanting to develop something yet having no idea what I want to make, nor what language to write it in, as I know almost nothing xD
Any ideas?4 -
I just want you to know that bon Jovi's "livin' on a prayer" never gets past being halfway there. They never even get to 3/4ths the way there.2
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OAuth is a fucking mess beyond my understanding.
I don't know it. I don't care about it. I don't want to learn it.
I don't need to learn it.7 -
If you want to know everthing about my latest travels 🏖, hobbies 🏀, tech 🎮, daily struggles 🤹♂️ and more, just visit...
My browser history🌏2 -
I go to the reddit programmers pages, here, the holy stackoverflow and github and it seems like everyone has 2 or 3 languages they know and love... Then i look at job applications and those fuckees want you to know several fluently... :/ ready to uninstall all IDEs
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Ever have one of those days where you're just:
"Man i don't want to get into THAT right now, don't know why but I just don't...."
Then a task jumps out at you.
"Oh shit that, yeah I want to do that!"
I don't know what the difference is but sometimes one task seems more motivating for no reason at all.2 -
Google knows i accidentally use EDGE browser and they want me back to chrome. Oh Google !
Google want to take over entirely, although all we know edge is use by .0001% people this days 😂😂😂😂😂5 -
Does anyone know if it is possible for a recent graduate to get a remote job? Want to work and travel on the way.1
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There's only one place I want to spend my summer holidays:
The black hole.
I don't know about you. But earth is already boring!4 -
Client: I want a fixed timescale and cost on this project.
Me: OK, what do you need?
Client: We need to integrate our website with our CRM system, which we're in the middle of rebuilding and don't know what data will be available from it. We also want sophisticated Google maps integration, online sale, digital agreement signing and a customer login section that works as a social network for our clients. And we want it in six months time. And an app. And we want you to pitch for free with some initial design concepts. And we want details of you project management strategy.
Me: Ok... Do you know what you want your app to do?
Client: Yes, it's an app! So how much will this cost me?
Me: D':2 -
Fuck, the voucher I want to redeem failed and it is not usable again. And now I don't know what DB error might have happened 🤔4
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Hi Guys,
Has anyone used websockets in their projects?
Want to know what problem did it solved and what kind of project it was ?16 -
First day as an intern: when I was introduced to everyone, some say they don't even want to know me and stay the fuck away because they don't care.5
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Confession: I know how to use Git but I want to learn how to use it properly so my team won't crucify me.8
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You know that I'm pretty young for a programmer(as I said the other time) and instead of working on my website I'm dragged to macy's
I want to die -_-5 -
best ad services to use? I really don't want to use google. even if they paid double, I wouldn't use them. anyone know? I'm talking about for websites and/or apps21
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Hi guys. I'm totaly new to git and github. I visit it from time to time but I never contributed.(i know, my description lied, a bit. i forgot to update it to say yesterday, a week ago etc.). I just created my first repo. I want to know where would be a good place to start to learn about it and know how to structure it and etc?15
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I want to make an AI bot from scratch. Where do I start? Which languages should I know? What IDE should I use?10
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New to devRant!
Dayum, how did I not know that there's a dedicated place to rant? Y'all be careful, because there's so much I want to rant about every single day. -
We want one system for all our branches with booking and (inserts 73 huge features crucial to business operations)
- okay, *sends quotation*
You know, we just want a custom made website with (insert 23 major features)
- okay, *sends quotation*
You know, we want a wordpress site, we can expand late
- ...2 -
I created fully working sudoku in excel...
And then I really wanted to know to create websites.
The feeling in the moments when I got things to work made want to be dev...4 -
I'd actually want to know what I'm doing with my life and dev path. Things are pretty blurry and confusing right now3
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Stackoverflow #1
Me posting question about how to prevent error.
User1: You answered your question. Its because of the error.
Me: I know. And want it gone.
User1: Proposes working yet somehow horrible workaround.
Me: Yes, that works, already did that. But i want to know why it happens.
User: Your question says you want a solution and it is one.
Me: One that doesn't solve the problem.
User2: Just give up. Don't try to find a better one.
Stackoverflow 2:
UserQ: Question how to...?
Me: Use this and that.
UserR: That is not an answer, so i downvoted and requested review.
I don't know a second community that is anti-encouraging like SO. -
That we awesome moment when you want to know your bus' ETA at the official government website and...
#aspclassicftw3 -
I started making a library to get to know TypeScript. 4 days into the commits and I don't know if I made the best choice or the worst choice. I MEAN WHY CLASSES!! JAVASCRIPT IS MORE A FUCNTIONAL PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE THAN AN IMPERATIVE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE! I DONT WANT TO NEW UP! I DONT WANT THE DEVELOPERS TO NEW UP! WHERE ARE THE DESIGN PATTERNS! I CANT FUCKING FIND IT!!4
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Everyone talks about quality, but they don't know what it means/ don't want to invest the time to do things right.2
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You know you're a developer when the only secret society you want to join are those who don't get auto down-voted for a Stack Overflow question.
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Want to start a open source project, but don't know what to start with. Specially don't know how to involve people or share the idea. Any help?4
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Hey guys, this isn't a rant. I just really want to know what is the font style used in devRant's logo?2
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Why most of the Universities still uses Turbo C++ ? Instead we have many alternatives to that, want to know the reason behind it.12
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I don't know what language i want to be my main.
I know many languages but most of them just the basics, to write some simple programs.
I'm currently just coding in my free time, i'm still at school and there is no company that forces me to use a specific language.
But when i'm out of school and want to work as a developer, i can't tell them well i know these languages but only the basics.
What is/would be your choice for non web programming?18 -
I had this dream lastnight and all I remember is typing:
cd ..
rn -rf .
Into a terminal. I want to know why I needed to delete the folders xD3 -
(Not a rant)
New to devRant :^)
Tell me the reasons why you started programming.
I want to know since there are so many devs out there..8 -
Stick to one project about which you want to learn but don't know how to do it,complete it...and now you have learnt something new
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Job description of an internship. They want me to know react framework in Java. I am going to apply anyway coz i'm desperate for a job.3
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So I want to know, can I shill at least one of my "working" sites here? I want to do measure some organic/natural traffic on this so original site(/sarcasm)
Also Im want to know if there are people here interested to help me out with my other site if they could ... specially since my finances will perhaps force me soon to take a local (retail) job to afford "normal" living5 -
Is Udemy a good place to learn stuff? I want to learn JavaScript and React. (I only know jQuery 😥)4
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since my new laptop will arrive soon just want to know what is linux is good and widely used im thinking between arch or debian6
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Does anyone know selenium?
Is it recommendable and trustful?
I want to create some java-app that login into different Websites with my accounts and collect data.5 -
I want to build a home automation bot but I don't know what kind of features to give it. I have hue lights and I want a smart speaker/google home mini. Do you guys have ideas? I'm open for everything.9
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Is it okay if i dont know a programming terms but i know how to do it? Like they want me to explain what i've done and what i use when i done it. Example ( i use java predefine clases bla bla bla....). I dont really know or maybe i just cant remember the terms.9
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i want to start learning C but i dont know what book to get , can anyone advice any books or source that will help me learn it !8
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Some Devs need to be better about sharing info. Like, I don't want to play 20Qs just to learn how to configure a system I never used. You have job security, don't worry! Other people are allowed to know what ya know; you don't need to impress anyone!1
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Why is there so much stuff to learn and know? I just want to be able to do everything myself in a week.8
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How relevant is learning Java in right now? Want to start with a new language, and don't know which will be the most useful?21
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Sometimes I like to see how the other side live and just watch people in a computer store.
There are the nervous tip-toers who don't want to attract attention. The point and lookers, who read the sign and nod and show they understood.
There are the ones who just wander aimlessly trying to look like they know what they want.
Finally there are the 'expert helpers' who know enough 'techie' words to convince anyone around that they know what they're talking about.
It's like a people zoo.1 -
If I have to create an entire class just to handle key expectations and type errors from your api, just know I want to waterboard you. <31
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"Users will tell you what they think they want.
Users will tell you what they think you want to hear.
Users will tell you what they think sounds good.
Users will not tell you what you need to know.
You have to watch them to discover that." - Adam Judge1 -
I want to rewrite one of my projects (a password manager) from Go to Kotlin or Python.
Which one of the 2 should I choose?
I know nearly nothing about both.1 -
Why is Docker + SSL certificates so confusing? Or do I just have bad resources?
I just want to know how to compose an Docker, Nginx setup with encryption.11 -
i know that i want to be a developer because of these two things:
1) You can make money (intellectual property&
2) System.out.println("Hello Handsome!");3 -
I'm creating a messenger app (I know there are many, but it's different)
Any suggestion for API gateway? I was looking for ready made solutions to save time. I heard Kong is good. But I want to know your suggestions.8 -
i want to know how they got it to say this lol and why we can't make more tay bots and have different people troll/train them ?23
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I want to switch over to Linux again, Windows just annoys me a lot lately. Thing is, I don't know what distro I wanna use yet.
I want one that is:
0. Security focused, so encryption, VPN and so on. (I know software could do the job, but would be nice if it comes with the OS)
1. Not hard to configure, but I should be able to configure it more when I want to.
2. Not too ulgy looking.
I have a little bit of experience with Linux, but I'm not even close a professional.
Looking forward to your suggestions!12 -
If you know any tech podcast, please recommend i want to experience a few random thoughts .....
Any???6 -
Have anyone of you ever asked during an interview why did the previous developer leave the job at this company?
I just want to know if it's good or bad thing to ask during an interview. I don't want to sound rude.6 -
when tou totally know how you want the system to be or behave, but the current system is simply to retarded to fulfill your ideas
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Hello,
I want to be a full stack developer buh I'm overwhelmed, I don't know where to start. Kindly advice14 -
You seek persistence, stability or want to know what you'll be doing 20 years from now.
You like variety
You want to socialize -
"I want to create an app that rates other people. That way law enforcement officials know whether or not to trust them"2
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Just want to know how many other game developers there are on here...
Got an idea I want to get other Devs opinions on but would love to here some tips and opinions from other game devs!20 -
We. want. stack traces!
When do we want them?
When we catch exceptions that we don’t know how to handle!2 -
I want to use the DevRant community for a Unit test.
Inspired by Memento, I will make a tattoo ... but ... I want it encrypted. I know nothing about encryption.
I want to make some encrypted messages and I want you guys to decrypt them.
If I'm gonna put something on my wrist for life, it should be secure11 -
Does anyone know of a good place for coding challenges? I want to keep practicing my coding, but I'm terrible at coming up with projects.3
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My firm wants to use my personal blog as a platform to reach more people.
This is not something I want.
I don't know what to say, any tip to kindly answer such need?9 -
"It’s really hard to design products by focus groups. A lot of times, people don’t know what they want until you show it to them." - Steve Jobs1
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"I know the price of success: dedication, hard work & an unremitting devotion to the things you want to see happen. " - Frank Lloyd Wright
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(Random, but probably can be rant/story)
Me: *responds nothing*
The AI: "I think you're probably right. :("
...
Me: "Bruh"
The AI: "I know, I know. I just want to know."
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I really want to like react but the more I use it the more frustrated I get, I'm sure it's great once you know it but right now I just want to throw my computer out the window
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Just ordered my first Alienware laptop.
As much as I want to be excited , I know devices and laptops don’t last that long like they used to years ago5 -
How to eliminate programmers burnout? I know that I'm still raw and I have more to learn but I just want to know from our dearest and craziest programmers/engineers/developers out here.
Cool to have this platform. Thanks creators!13 -
Life goal?
Just want to go beyond the point where I no more have to stick github stickers on my laptop to let others know I'm a nerd. -
I want to talk at a frontend conference. I've been dev'ing for 15 years. What do y'all want to know. Comment and up vote topics.4
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Is it okay to learn Perl and Ruby?
As I'm a networking guy and i want to write exploits of my own.
I have already been learning Perl and writing scripts.
I just want to know is it worth it in this era to learn these languages?8 -
Hey all!
I'm looking for a thermostat for my home so that I can access them via API.
I want to integrate its control on a custom system.
I don't know if you guys know some avaliable to get them in europe?
Thanks!1 -
Specter and Meltdown. Remember those guys?
Well I'm curious if anyone know of some articles that talk about someone successfully using the hack. Because you know people hate updates and now I want to know if anyone has paid the price of not doing their due diligence.1 -
On one side, I don't want devs in my firm to know about devRant //Coz they know my %Username%
But on the other side, the more, the merrier.. I could rant about stuff with all those I work with..3 -
Why many students use bluej while eclipse is far better?
I want to be a programmer so, in future probably I will join any college or something.
So, I want to know what is special in bluej That eclipse can't fulfill?5 -
In the middle of the semester, my class and I are going to have a class about threads in Java. The teacher is at his normal days, 10 minutes later he just looks at us and says "Do you want to teach? Do you want me to teach today? You know what? I won't teach today. Let's talk about each other, I want to know you more. Tell about your hobbies, what do you do besides your student life?" 😂
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Which editor among atom or vscode is best?
I'm bit confused about this.
I mainly prefer Atom, but want to know what vscode can do a more better?11 -
How do you find open source projects you want to contribute to? I'm trying to find projects I'm interested in but don't really know what to do.6
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'Modal' messages are often obstructions... Glad to know my link is copied, but now I want to select the thing you are covering...
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Dark theme for github?
Ok I know there are darkthemes, I just dont want to install npm and tons ...
I also work in privet repositorios, do you know if I compromise the security by installing a theme?4 -
Good resourced to learn to use vim? I want change from atom but every time I try I get frustrated. I only know basic vim.5
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Does anybody know what to do??? Im on a serious deadline, and now, im fucked... I dont want to reinstall apricity - "-17
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Really really just want to be healthy and comfortable you know
Like in the golden age before my faggot parents generation eradicated everything health depended on6 -
I'm in the mood to learn a new programming language. I know python and I enjoy it. I want to learn a new language, but I'm not sure what I want to learn. I enjoy web development, but I want to learn a lower level programming language. Any recommendations?27
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Anyone using Kubernetes? Just want to know how much many people actually you it vs the actual hype there is around it8
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Anyone else get really bogged down in a project and just lose any direction? :-/
I know what I want to do and a rough idea to do it but, I just don't know where to go from this point, any tips on how to get out of it? -
What do you guys desire from an API, apart from well-written documentation? One of the things I want to work on is a website with an API, and I want to know what you would want from one. Eg version numbers, error fields, authentication, stuff like that.2
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Not really a rant but..
I'm really into programming. My problem is that i dont know what to do. I know the basics of a few languages like C++, Java, Python, HTML(+CSS), js but i want to start doing some more advanced stuff. I just don't know where to start.
What im trying to say is that im not a complete noob. It's just really fucking annoying when you want to start working on something but you dont know what or you come up with an idea that you abandon later because you can't turn it into a complete project.
Any help would be appreciated.12 -
1. To get all the wishes from everyone else
2. Unlimited wishes
3. Clients that know what they want and how to explain it.
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I just got into elixir and i want to build something just to practice the language. Suggest me something please cause I don't really know what to do...3
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Can the subscript of an array be a floating point number ?
i know, i know, i can find answers on google and i found one on quora but i want you guys to help me 🤗 in the comments10 -
I really want to set up led tail lights for vehicles, the programming is simple but I don't know the hardware at all4
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You know it's friday, if the coffee machine is still switched off at 12:52.
I only want my coffee to finish my code and start weekend.
I don't want to fill water tank or rinse and decalcify the machine.1 -
Some companies just shouldn't ask the question. Why you want to join our company. When both the recruiter and candidate know how big that lie is
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!rant
I wanted to know a few suggestions of cheap/easy microcontrollers for you to learn a bit of assembly.
Nothing fancy though, I just want to experiment with these things.14 -
Asking Android developers: I want to learn how to make Android apps. I know a little bit of Java and thus kotlin too. Which resources do you guys recommend?5
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Guys, I want to confess something.
I redundant code.
Actually I don't want to, but it's to match the timeline.
I know I'm a bad programmer. I can't create creative UIs. :( -
So I'm just starting to design websites from scratch and want to get feedback on my designs as I go. Do you guys know anywhere I could go?5
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i want to make an object from data from multiple related tables in my database,
do you know a better way?7 -
did you guys know this existed? https://www.lexaloffle.com/ just stumbled upon it and now want to build my first games or better hardware that runs this stuff! :D3
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I just want to know why would I find (all of the fucking sudden) tnsnames.ora and listener.ora localhost changed to local.docker.something?
WHY ORACLE? WHHHHYY?1 -
I want and need to know much more in computer science, I'm a web developer (polymer, angular, react, js, PHP, CSS, and so more), Java developer too, but I want more, what and where can I learn, read?4
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I'm sitting waiting for the interview and I remembered to brain dump whatever here
(secret: I dont know if I want this job!)2 -
Question to the Linux-Users on here.
What scripting languages do you know ?.
I want to build a cli-tool, which will be configurated by code, so I want to chose a language, that is relatively wide spread, or easy to learn.13 -
I'm stuck on loading assemblies in a child appdomain with C#
Does anyone know a good book or site with fundamentals about assembly loading, appdomains? About how it works... I don't just want a solution to my problem only I also want to understand what's going on.
(Don't refer me to MSDN)1 -
I know python well but still I want to dive deeper into it, any suggestion for a good intermediate or professional level course?1
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Confidence in interviews/imposter syndrome. I know need to keep practicing and just take a deep breath-I really want to get that dev job!
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Anyone know of an app for traffic generation/speed test of private networks for Android? Want to see how my network's doing
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You know you're in too deep when you want to go to another room and the first thing that pops into your mind is cd
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I need to test a client's website for DDoS attack performance, it has been attacked in the past and I want to know what kind of changes are the most effective, are there any good tools/services you know?5
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I want to learn how audio and video players work. maybe even make one for practice. does anyone know any good places to start?1
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Non-dev beings think devs are lifeforms with the power to read minds and foresee the future: they ask us to do things expecting we already know what they want without a concrete explanation, and want a time estimate without analysing the request nor the code.2
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Really want to learn VIM, anyone know vim? Also any tutorials out there to make the process less painful?14
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I am a newbie coder! Want to know from the rant community how do you become pro at programming? Like reach god level.12
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Has anyone had any experience with Dart and Flutter?
Just did a little research and I'm curious, just want to know if it might be worth looking at?4 -
Ok I know this is stupid question and not rant, but I just finished school and need to go to the high school and want do build some projects. So I'm pretty good with HTML, CSS, PHP, MySQLI, and in high school I want to learn python. I already know some stuff with python I built programs for 'hacking' but I don't know what programs do I need to learn to build if I want to work somewhere... Sorry if my English is bad.. :)9
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Do you know any good quiz making app/website? Basically I want to add like 100 questions with multiple choices and I want to be able to work on learning them everyday.14
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What is the most detailed and spy-ish web analytics u know?
I want to do some testing and want to know if anything besides GoogleAnalytics is worth looking..2 -
This moment, you know ur movement mechanic in Unity works just as u want it to be. But its so damn hacky, u are afraid of refactoring, because u know.. u would break it...1
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I really want to know the thought process behind this PMA error simply saying "Failed to import file".
It's bad enough when user-facing software hides error details to seem less threatening, but PMA is literally designed exclusively to be used by technical people, who know how to handle an error message. -
Anyone know of any python libraries that do real-time hand landmark detection? I know I could use mediapipe but it cannot run on a 64bit raspberry pi.
I can’t find anything online and I really don’t want to create my own model4 -
1. I want to know how many JS frameworks will the world have
2. Will I stop drinking alcohol one day?
3. Will programmers create robots to conquer a new world?1 -
I always wanted to learn web development and I choose django because I know python and everyone says it's begginer friendly.But the problem is when ever I start watching videos on youtube or read django tutorial on mozilla, I feel like I am mugging some code from the internet. It doesn't feel intresting at all.It may get the job done, but I want to understand how things work behind the scenes. I want to learn ground up.I want to know how I can understand the behind the scenes of web development?2
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Want to know how to really screw the performance of your web service? Throw in some database row locks with no timeout
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If anyone has ANYTHING to say about the language C plz do i want to know what the dev community thinks?5
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I want to participate in Hacktoberfest but I don’t know what I want to contribute to :/ I’m still very new to open source so when I stumble into what they want me to add but immediately I get intimidated.6
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Asp.net or Spring ? I am a java developer personally but want to know your oppinion on them both for 2017 :)5
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Clicking on links you want to know but you are never learning it soon, so you click it and comfort yourself.
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Do you guys have or recommend any dev certs? I want to know your experience good / bad. Im looking at getting some under my belt4
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You know when you're tired and want to go to bed, but your brain goes "Shame about that. I've got a million ideas that you need to try out now"
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Question.
If you're working remotely- like a whole other country/continent- do you have to give taxes for the country the company is in?
Context. Got a "job". Not sure if I'll take it full time but for now I will be getting some backpay so I want to know everything before deciding and planning
Right now in my country I don't have to pay taxes so I want to know if that still stands3 -
Client: I want more columns in my datatable.
Me: you'll have to scroll horizontally at some point.
Client: don't you know responsive ?
Me: .......... no.1 -
When someone starts of the conversation with...do you know anything about iOS SDKs 😒😒😒😒? You want me to do your project? No Thank you!1
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List all the tech stack(s) you know or worked on till now. How many years of experience you have?
Just want to know where I am.21 -
Anyone know where I can get cool but not too expensive stickers from? Want to decorate my laptop and stuff 😁2
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Being an educational consultant, I want to know what is real problems faced by students in their academic journey ?16
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My dream is that by the time you're 40 you could drift into the eternal sleep. I haven't yet, but the only thing I know is that you're going to go away. I know how people feel, and I want it all to go away forever.1
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Question for data science people. Do you know some good multi purpose self tracking platform? Something like exist.io but more advanced? I want to setup custom tracking1
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I am on summer vacation and i want to create something interesting ,do u guys have any suggestion
I know
java,html,css,javascript,c++2 -
i want to deploy websockets on multiple servers with horizontal scaling. i don't know what to use. redis pub/sub? haproxy? i wanna know your opinions. ❤️6
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Just got asked to head a non profit project. I've decided I want everything in JS because I'm working with very inexperienced developers, so I want to know people's favorite Node.js MVC and Server, please and thank you!4
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I know there's a bunch of different clipboard enhancers out there, I just want a shortcut to view what I last copied/cut so I know if I need it before I copy/cut the next thing.
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Hi.
I know python and javascript and I'm interested in solving algorithms. But I have a problem, that is I don't the algorithm that I have designed is optimum. I mean it has lower order complexity. I want to know if I want to improve my skills, I should solve programming challenges or, start to read data structures and algorithm design?
I should add my ultimate goal is machine learning.5 -
// second rant
So still about one of our dev.
So each time he works on some bug fixes or he doesn't want how the services works, he want to redo the whole service.
He already redo 3 services that senior developers have work on. Seniors who have more experience than him.
Don't know what to do on this dev.
He doesn't even know how to use Git CLI. 🤦♂️2 -
My god why are there 10000 ways to do the same thing in javascript? I just want to make a simple todo app without library and don't know which route to go...10
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Does any one know how to install ffmpeg for php on server
On window or Linux server? I want to use ffmpeg for merging the sound on server.4 -
I hereby declare the following the official anthem of Trintellix:
[Chorus]
I can make you feel better oh, if you let me
I can make you feel better ooh, if you want to
I can make you feel better oh, and you know you will
If that's what you want boy
Then you know where to find me
[Verse]
However you're feeling
I can make you feel better
Whatever you're thinking
I can make it all clearer
Don't pretend you know that you feel it
Try so hard, but you can't conceal it
Whatever you feel inside
I can make you feel better
If that's what you want boy
Then you know where to find me
So
(SOPHIE — Bipp)1 -
Hi guys, i got a new laptop and i want to use pop os as my main os, i want to know if my data is gonna be saved or do i have to use persistence ?3
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Hello All, Can anyone know how the java compiler works? Currently, I am using this online compiler to execute the program https://interviewbit.com/online-jav... and want to know the process of this online compiler and its working4
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I don't want to use Google for everything anymore. Do any of you know of good alternatives to GMail?5
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What is the very big deal if I want to build an application like Facebook?
Supposing that I Know how APIs works , and also able to design modern design12 -
have anyone tried to install visual Studio professional 2017... it stucked so don't know what to do now... I don't want to lose all the progress T.T9
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this is 4th day to i want understanding what's going on in Apollo client v3 there is no tutorial
i want some groups or community to i can ask for help is there any one here to know were should i go to find groups for programming support ? like facebook chat groups ? -
if your dev skills are blockd ny stack overflow & want to let us know. please know that this status is overwhelmedly posted here. thanks
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You know when it's friday and you want to postpone all the non-programming tasks (meetings, calls...) to the next monday... but then suddently monday arrives...!?
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The one personality test that HR and management will never require because they don’t want to know the answers: Are you a work horse or a show horse?
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i am a beginner and i want to know that how i can learn 'c' language and i don't know anything about computer and these languages please send me a positive advice😃6
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Want to know what people think about the madeleine McCann thing?? Staged? Real? Parents know where she is??5
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Why are people so weirdly stupidly grotesquely nuts these days ?
Inquiring minds want to know
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Sorry to ask, i m biggner and i want to know how many language or coding like html need to learn to make a beutiful education website?
Plzz help🙏11 -
Guys, I know Javascript and want to learn C. How difficult is the transition? Is there any other language that is very similar to Javascript? The idea is to build desktop apps/games.9
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Hey, guys! I want to write some software article, also I have a topic. But I do not know how to start. Maybe you can give some templates or good advice?
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Hey what's up?🗣️
Please I Want to know some tips when it comes to work pricing.
Thanks in advance13 -
So I want to start with rest API development in Spring Boot. Where's a great place for 'all-you-need-to-know' related to Spring? I already built other REST API's so I just need a quick getting started and know how to organise,configure etc. my java project.
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Hello Guys, Is there any web developer in New Zealand here?
Please I want to know. How is life generally in New Zealand as a developer.
Thanks3 -
Nobody : Do you know what's most annoying?
Me : Yh, When I want to do something quickly on lap and it gets hang...3