AboutMY NUTS ARE BLEEDING FROM ALL THE BS
SkillsReactJS, VueJS, GatsbyJS, Django, DRF, AWS
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Lead senior dev: “Please document everything in understandable READMEs!!”
Also lead senior dev: doesn’t write comprehensive docs & questions why you ask them stupid questions5
I can’t believe we’re stuck in a meeting for a couple hours now because a piece of CSS code caused the UI to bug out only but ever so slightly and it’s being treated as such a big deal.
Gimmie a break man, nobody even noticed16
There's always one asshole in the workplace that wants to make everyones life so much harder with shitty stupid reasons.3
Wow, i had 2 people gang up on me telling me the error im looking at is my fault for not reading it properly.
They completely ignore the fact that the installation procedure on their README is 2 years out of date and excluded from their master branch.
I already tried to resolve this myself first before asking. How is it my fault?
These people are seriously fucked in the head.4
I hate my job and the people i work with. But i need the money so i can't quit especially with this pandemic.5
coworker: "Hey lets use Google Hangouts instead of Zoom!"
me: "But .. Google Hangouts is trash"
coworker: "Let's use it anyway!"
Me: It has nothing to do with ABC
Him: But if we do ABC it does this so XYZ
Me: No ... It has nothing to do with ABC
Him: But if we do ABC it does this and that and this .. so XYZ
Me: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ABC!!
I want to murder someone2
boss: Why are you not producing enough output? If you don't bring enough to the table maybe you don't have a place in our company.
Me feeling burnt out already & trying to get through my own shit. It's not like we aren't releasing on time, the fact that they expect us to release 10+ things or something per month is insane.
My boss just LOVES to compare other people to somebody who produces more output.
When i managed my own team at my last job i was fair & understanding. Not like this asshole8
Why is Jira such a piece of trash!? I can't update anything without it shitting itself.
UI is trash
UX is also trash
Don't even get me started on their garbage excuse of a native app.
Honestly, you'd think they test this before even releasing16
Got a notification from work, at 11:30pm s as I’m about to sleep. Are you kidding me ... why are people still working at this hour?!9
Would love to work in a startup again if it means i can escape corporate BS & "agile". But working in one doesn't pay me nearly enough to support me & my family12
Ever this guy took over my previous boss this place has turned upside down. 10+ meetings a week, a weekly 30 minute to share our achievements (fuck off) and a mandatory book club. What-The-Fuck.6
Our lead dev encourages more team building yet he doesn't read my questions or flat out ignores them.
Fuck this guy. He only got to his position because he's friends with my boss.3
Why the hell is my performance & review partially based on the number of comments in my pull requests? piss off17
I hate working with this guy. I ask him a question, he ignores it or forgets about it.
He asks me a question, i respond politely
What an asshole2
Tbh this is one of the scummiest things i've seen people do on Hacktoberfest to make their pull requests count. Why are these even counted?15
New guy: lets remove the backend and make only the frontend send POST requests to our AWS SQS! Now we don’t need backend
Everyone else: .. but why..?
This week I grabbed a pillow, locked myself in the bathroom and screamed almost at the top of my lungs.
My wife still heard me.19
People who received PRs because of Hacktoberfest. How many of you actually feel happy over a legitimate contribution (not spam)?
I'm asking because somebody commented on a PR long after it was merged this month, before Digital Ocean changed the rules for opt-in only, whether i made the contribution because of this event.
I answered honestly and said "Yes, but it was because of Hacktoberfest that i gained an interest in open source development (regardless of projects that are/are not opted in)". I apologized and said they can undo the changes if they wish.
Yet somehow i feel terrible, this poor chap probably feels like they got sucker punched8
Boss: why have you not released anything this quarter?? Your team is lacking progress
Me thinking: well if our specs didn’t change near the end of our sprints about the UI being hard to understand we’d have a release ready now wouldn’t we? Fucking idiot. It’s not our fault people didn’t think about the specs properly5
The fuck is with people asking me to do changes at the last minute I’m about to log off
Boss: 360 reviews are great!
Also boss: Let's publish the top xx scoring devs to everyone in order to encourage growth!!
360 reviews are meant to be private, dumbass.1
I legit saw some idiot post a screenshot of their completed PR contributions to Hacktoberfest 2020 on Instagram
One of them was to add their name to a repo that contributes nothing to open source (as in literally nothing). It was marked as valid because some dick made a repo for easy PRs to game the system
Fuck these guys5
At our workplace we have to log our activity by the hour on Jira because management wants to make sure we’re actually working on our tasks
This never happened when my (really cool) boss was around and I feel like they now legitimately want us to quit15