AboutImposter Syndrome. I make dumb stuff.
SkillsPython, Bash, Googling things, complaining.
Joined devRant on 7/9/2016
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@busuu dude a ddos attack???? That's weak as fuck!
like I don't encourage you to hack them in any way whatsoever but if you were going to do anything, enumerate those truck fucks! But don't do that because I don't want this whole conversation read back to me in a court of law.
Look out everyone we got a spy from OwensGroup!
@busuu honestly I wouldn't usually show the names but this is fucking awful, I considered calling up just to waste their time and probably curse them.
Some poor sap is gonna take that job and have what sounds like the worst experience in IT ever.
The company is called OwensGroup.
If you hack the fuck out of them I am not to blame and take no responsibility oxoxox
Dude, from this description- if you've touched a computer before you're basically some form of God. A massively underpaid and underappreciated god.
I've been reading documentation on powerapps for the past hour, they have a thing called ForAll you can use to loop. I'll try and help the guy with it tomorrow and if he wants my help, I'll let you all know if it catches fire.
He's genuinely one of the nicest guys I've ever worked with. While I have read good code by this guy before,
I might offer a hand to see if I can help simplify it a bit with him tomorrow.
(Really, you can't imagine how long it takes to load all those statements!)
Thing is, he said each value is for a slider. There's multiple of these.
It's all just for a fucking GUI.
Thank you!! I can't wait! Thank you all so much!
My friend, you are more than welcome to have the name ShitMountain.
My only demand is that the logo must be the poop emoji with tiny hikers climbing up the side and snow all over the top
That's so nice of you!!
I fucking love devrant. fuck.
This is a new job too, all the support here seeing the new upvotes every time I open the app makes me smile and just remember why I love making stuff.
I'm going to have to make Crappler or Cuntler or Helller (Hell-er? Heller? Maybe Helller can be like the 3.0?)
(I have no idea what any of these would do) just to actually make something for everyone to join in with if they'd like to!
I'll link the repo to this thread as soon as I have a (good) idea and get some time.
And of course, it goes without saying: I would absolutely love a DevRant stress-ball to help with the ShitMountain (also a good name) we're about to climb.
@tachoknight the banner itself was made in figlet, also have a go with toilet!
To everyone wondering how it works, as much as I'd love to stuff this thing on my github and let you all go wild:
I work for a security company (no not the NSA) so I can't go into detail of its purpose. However, I can give you a very rough idea- do you remember being in school and a kid would go to hit you then stop about an inch away to see if you'd flinch?
It does that to x, then studies the flinch to see how much x will flinch
It's a total jerk.
A complete fuckler.
Thank you all!
Now I need to make a whole line of open-source profanity-based utilities
thank you all so much! I'll post an update for how the interview goes. this company apparently doesn't call you out unless they're already confident that they want you (hour long phone interview with the technical director), but damn do I have my fingers crossed for it
@rookiemaverick Thank you! I hope it goes well
just say Rumpelstiltskin three times