Does anyone else get highly pissed when you have an inconsistent Github activity or are you guys normal?

I've noticed quite a lot of times that whenever I have something really really important to do in really really short amount of time on my computer, the computer seems to hang and freeze on purpose. It feels like the computer almost wants you to fail at completing the task. The computer can literally smell your fear and act accordingly. A few months back when it was my team's turn to pitch our product for a hackathon, my laptop's battery died at the exact time they started asking questions from us!!! Similarly, every time I am late for attending my online class, the laptop takes forever to open up MS Teams. Every. Single. Time.

I need some advice. I'm a front-end developer and want to learn something new. Something that will actually help me make an application that is useful and works. I'm tired of just making up the UI and let the backend devs handle the actual working of the application. In most hackathons, I can't participate because I only know how to make the application "look good" instead of making the application actually work. Consider me stupid but I need some detailed guidance on where to start from. What should I learn?

You know, I realized that mondays in 2020 were different from mondays in all other years.

Because in all other years:
.moday{ transition: slow ease; padding: 0 6days 0 0; }

But in 2020:
.moday{ transition: none; padding: 0 ; }

Every freaking day felt like a Monday!! No difference at all.

It gets so annoying when people confuse front-end developers with web designers. Why do people expect a front-end developer to come up with a badass design by themselves?
I got kicked out of a hackathon team just because the design wasn't "good enough". And that too after I had spent almost a week on the web application. My eyes were literally red because of so much screen exposure. What do they expect me to do? Do a course on designing in the span of 1 hour and come up with a beautiful design for the application?
And i couldn't even just rant all of this out on them cause they're older than me. Thank god for the existence of this platform(and also thanks to the developers)

This totally cracked me up XD

When you read some incredibly bad code, thinking "What moron wrote this...", but halfway through it starts to become familiar:

*Drinking game for developers*
Take a dictionary,open it on a random page and pick a random word.
Now google for "<word>.js"
If it's a Javascript library, take a drink.
The winner is the last person to go to the hospital with alcohol poisoning.

My face whenever I try to figure out which changes to accept during merge conflict: