About!dev I am a tester. Dark Lord and Prophet of Team Raven. Founding member of #Lol club alongside @jAsE and @JoshBent
SkillsI destroy things, so that they can be built again better.
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Possibly my last post here.
Bored of this place as there is nothing new and content is degrading.
If you want, feel free to stay in touch with me at
Will delete the account soon.72
FUCK YOU TOO YouTube
Let me watch the current video till the end before you shove the suggestion right in my face.
Or atleast show them on one side without blocking the main content.
Not sure whether YouTube does this or the uploader, but either ways, Fuck them both.18
You know your life is hard when you type 'DUCK' and keyboard suggests you 'FUCK'.
Have been swearing a lot these days.11
Just saw our artwork being used by Indian media.
Sue them Tim 😂😂
Link: Freshworks opens Bengaluru office to ramp up its data science efforts
Follow up on my previous post: https://devrant.com/rants/1767324/...
My broken display is being replaced by a brand new one by Lenovo under warranty.
This place seriously needs some quality control.
Things have changed a lot in last few weeks and I am losing interest slowly.
If the graph keeps falling down, I might quit soon. Well, nobody cares but still.34
Was cleaning my laptop screen with eye glass cleaning liquid spray and when turned on, the entire fucking screen went white.
I AM FUCKING PISSED AS WILD BOAR.
FUCK YOU LENOVO.48
The company I used to like the most, has turned into a pile of steaming bullshit crap.
Just saw this Apple ad on YouTube and out of curiosity watched it to understand the hype.
Description says 108 seconds and video ends in 107 seconds. Idiots.
Well, let's ignore that, but the video is shit fast and made me dizzy.
Neither was I able to read 90% of words and text, nor did I understand what crap they came up with in this new version where one needs to sell both their Lungs to afford it as Kidneys are not alone enough now.
A company which started as a counter culture idea has became one of the most mainstream, status quo brands in the history of capitalism.
Sad to see that stupid humans buy this crap and fall for something which can be achieved in less than 100$.
Fuck you Apple. Steve must be turning in his grave.36
Best Andriod client for Reddit?
The stock app sucks and is completely off the grid as compared to web version.16
Fuck section 377.
Government of India, decriminalised the section 377, according to which homosexuality is/was a crime.
But fuck those pretentious, annoying and wannabe gays.
No, I am not against the genuine ones who mind their own fucking business. You people are good, I respect you.
So day before yesterday, I attended a spiritual event where this gay motherfucker standing right next to me, annoyed me to the limit where I wanted to tear apart his abdomen and rip off his intestines.
I wanted to chop his dick and feed it back to his gay lovers.
He keep babbling that everyone around him was a loser because we did not belong to his community and shouldn't be allowed to the gathering as it was an auspicious event. And the next moment he says that there are no hot guys around him and he is sexually turned off with the event.
What the fuck did I just hear???
Then he started blaming his parents for not allowing him to be gay enough to fuck his gay lovers and proceeded to pierce my ears with his shitty accented English.
I kept ignoring him and pushing him away but everytime I did that, he came up with new drama to brag about how cool he is and the section 377 ruling made him happy.
Well, fuck you! If you are anything, keep it to yourself.
If you shove it in my face then prepare to take the heat and don't get your weak cookie dough ass offended, you little shit stinking piece of cunt.
Worse, with this new ruling every straight man and woman, I talk to and accidentally mention something which relates to 'homosexuality' they bring up the section 377 and keep asking me and others whether they are gay or not?
And whoever I talk to, keep saying that, 'no homo bro'.
Why the fuck everyone think everyone else is a gay fucker and keep shoving it each other's throat for no fucking reason.
Making fun by teasing with 377. What the fuck is wrong with the society and why is everyone going bonkers on being (and not being) gay?
JUST FUCK OFF.6
First PRISM, then GDPR and now Article 11/13.
Different laws controlling internet from different regions of the world.
Isn't internet supposed to be a free, open and borderless place?
Are these capitalist fucking up everything, including internet?31
What a great fucking day.
No sarcasm, just honest truth.
Nothing great happened. Nothing bad happened.
It was just a normal day with normal routine. There were ups. There were downs.
But never have I felt so fucking calm and peaceful in past two decades of my life.
Never felt so content and relaxed.
I can feel literally feel the Nirvana as I can no longer feel happy or sad anymore. I am neutral and it's fucking great.
No, happiness is not good. No, sadness is not bad. Being neutral is fucking best.
Truly one of the best days. It even ended well with a small spiritual gathering where we had fucking great live music.
And now after a good dinner and practicing Deutsch, I will be off to sleep.37
I AM FUCKING DONE WITH THESE CHINESE SELLERS AND THEIR STUPID E-COMMERCE.
So after free t-shirt and sticker, I tried contacting the sellers and AliExpress.
The first seller never cared to respond and the second seller refuses to understand my concern.
I tried reaching AliExpress help and they ask me to contact seller to pay the refunded amount.
In both the cases, AliExpress did not really care for their sellers and asks me to quit altogether.
I tried to translate the message into Chinese so that they can understand what I am trying to tell.
But then AliExpress is acting stupid.
Well fuck you all then. I will keep the stuff for free.4
Disclaimer: This is purely out of curiosity as I am planning my own social media platform and this will help me learn and prepare for it.
Well, Alex was a good friend. I was about to ask him for help on my German training but he left.
I have nothing against these two or any others, but hey David (@dfox), is this even allowed?7
Humans of devRant!
What are some cool scripts you have written?
Please share. I am looking for some cool stuff to play around these days and ease day-to-day boring life tasks.
I often spend 10+ hours on laptop goofing around and sometimes being productive as well.
Once I spend nearly 14 hours to put my site live.
I am a tester and no nothing about coding, servers, deployment, etc.
I spend hours of Googling and trying and failing.
Finally I did it. But I had a headache which lasted for two days before I was able to enjoy the victory.
Fun times. Learnt a lot. Not just technical stuff but some life lessons as well.2
Terms and conditions of some internet companies.
Great art project.
Additional source: https://medium.com/@srerobinson/...10
Was reviewing a fun ball game on Play Store and Google decides to troll me.
Seriously what the fuck Google?
Yes the game is sad af. I am in depressions now and pay for my therapy.
Yes, this ball game taught me how to play a Piano. I am playing with city orchestra next weekend.
Umm... Not sure whether it is a bowling game but it sure has balls in it.29
Unpopular opinion (and perhaps the most hated one in dev community):
I LOVE THE NEW GOOGLE CHROME UPDATE.
The design is smooth and flawless. UX is just amazing.
*awaits the negative comments bashing me for compromising my privacy and how Chrome sucks the RAM*64
So after a free DSOTM t-shirt from AliExpress seller (well, after the rant. I contacted the seller to pay the amount even though the size didn't fit, but stupid AliExpress refused to help and seller didn't respond), I now received the Guy Fawkes sticker after nearly 4 months.
Well, the sticker is flawless and the matte finish is fucking beyond imagination. Indians can never deliver this quality for the said price. NEVER.
This seller does respond so tomorrow I am contacting them again and paying the money which they had to refund because the protection time ran out.
I ofc don't want them to incur loss without reason as they have a family to feed. I hope this settles out smoothly.
I might donate the t-shirt as it came free so shall be given away for free. Anybody interested for a medium size t-shirt, hit me up. I haven't worn it.
Guy looks hot my laptop.59
Booked a concert ticket yesterday.
Received the PDF tickets via e-mail.
Not sure how much tax was added.32
What a shit fuck of a day...
I woke up tired without enough sleep.
Then all of a sudden anxiety triggered in and I had a panic attack without any reason.
That irritates me beyond anything.
After all the morning struggle, I reached office and bam!!! My system has is turned off.
WHO FUCKING DID THIS???? WHO THE FUCK TURNED OFF MY SYSTEM ABRUPTLY?
I lost some of my work and setup.
Well, no worries. Let's turn it on.
Guess what? The network wouldn't connect.
Aaarrrgghhhh!!!!! Rage fit.
Tried turning it on and off. Did everything. No success.
Raised a ticket and network guys are friends so they helped me.
After diagnosis, we realise that this is not a network issue as system is working on static IP and even desk phone works fine.
Contacted the desktop team. They said try connecting on another desk.
Well fuck you lazy piece of monkey shit!!
Removed all the cables and tried on neighbouring desk.
This doesn't work you shit head. I told him to help but bugger left because he had some another important meeting.
Now I am stuck without network. Time to play some games before my manager fucks me up for wasting time.
I see no good thing happening today. But I found this while on Chrome.
I think it's Terry's birthday. Happy birthday Terry!!!17
To all my friends here, happy teacher's day!
I have learned so much after joining this community.
Taking names would be unfair as each and every single one of you have taught me something which I didn't knew.
People of devRant,
You have an interesting conversation with me, then you go on to delete your account making me look like a dumb fuck talking to myself.
Why do you do this?20