When your classmates are such lobotomites, that they manage to fry 11 fucking IC's within a day! And I am the one who has to find and replace all the broken stuff. FFS it says 9V right there on the board NOT 12V! No, your board should not draw 1.7AMPS! This chip is getting kinda hot. What is wrong? ONE OF YOUR FUCKING PROBES IS BRIDGING ONE OF THE PINS!
Why isnt this working correctly? You adjusted the wrong fucking potentiometer!
I know I have far more experience than most of my classmates, but man, atleast try to not break things by just thinking: "I dont know dis. (Its actually written in the docs!) So imma assume it will be fine if I do dis. It wasnt fine!"
Also IF something doesnt work, DO NOT TURN UP THE VOLTAGE ON THE CIRCUIT BECAUSE IT APPEARS TO BE THE CLOSEST POSSIBLE ERROR. Which in most cases it is not!

Tfw your Boss had just ordered two oscilloscopes each worth about 1.2k$. And a few days later I show up with my scope, which had cost me like 400$. And he's like: I think I have ordered some garbage. Your's can do just as much as the ones I've ordered!

Applied to a company as an electronics technician for work starting in the summer of 2019. This application was back in October 2018. Got a quick reply that they already have a candidate and are willing to look into mine if he isnt the right guy. Two months later I hear back from them. They will look into my application now and I will receive their feedback after the christmas break. K. Finally a response. Ended up taking them a month longer with following reply. It appears we have forgotten about you we will have some more info by next week. This was on a monday. Thursday I receive a call. Errr. I accidentally sent you the wrong message. It should have been an interview invitation. Are you able to come by tomorrow morning?
Meanwhile I was in military service during this time till april 2019. This was written in the application with a statement, that anytime I have to ask for a day off, I need to apply for it atleast three weeks in advance. Ended up saying I have no more interest in their offer as I had signed my current work contract the week before they called me.
BTW: During the call some girls were constantly giggling childishly in the background. Which gives them even less credibility for being a serious company!

Devrant lost it content, cuz there is nothing more to complain about. Everyone has already told their story. So normies come to fill the void. People who know nothing about technology except getting likes. Mostly with lame to mediocore posts that are rather far fetched in order to be called dev related.
Also a lot of good ppl seem to vanish over time. AlexDeLarge, Alice, Jase, Linuxxxx (thou he's back for now) and dfox/trogus.
Looks like we are soon going to hit a devrant depression.

Why is this piece of crap on Netflix????

So, some of you may already know, that my email address got leaked a while ago. And as I sometimes like to do, I had a look at my spam folder (as there is sometimes interesting stuff in there.) And there was! Its an odd mail by some "anonymus hacker" as he called himself. He demanded that I pay him 2$ within 48h in order for him not to leak my "nudes". I knew it was fake from the start as I dont have any and a hacker would surely send some proof, that he has something against me. But he didnt. Also if he asks for only 2$ it feels like this was an automated email and he is trying to fraud multiple ppl at once. Well, about a week from that mail he sends a warning mail with about the same contents. Just from a diffrent address.
What got me more suspicious is, that he wrote in the first one, that he knows when I open the email. So this mean, that he should not have sent a warning knowing I havent read the first email.
And in the grand finale we have his third email. (Also a diffrent address) His grammar got a lot worse with this one.
The email consists of him cussing at me, calling me all sorts of things and now demanding
5'000$ till next friday for basically the same thing. Not leaking nonexisting nudes.
The thing that gave him away the most was this line: Nice car you there are. Would be a lot nicer if you would put a "I had my nudes leaked" sticker on it.
Thing is, I dont own a car! I use public transport.

Here is my idea behind him:
He bought a leaked database from the darknet for cheap. Messaged anyone this standard letter that he knew speaks german. (Probably also said in the db.) This gives away the next clue. He must speak german in some way. Next thing i looked at were the domains. someNameSomeNumber@smth.smth.xyz or .top
After looking these up. You can buy .xyz or .top domains for literally less than a dollar a piece. Probably bought a bunch and uses them now to send out spam like this maybe with tor for anonymity. (I havent confirmed this one so far!)

Here are his adresses in case anyone wants to dig:
lutold637@peridotic.passback.top
bonifaz784@tricklier.plasmasol.xyz
sigriddrewes@topee.cowpock.xyz
I can maybe provide some more info if you need it. Just keep me informed in case you find something! :)

Some time ago I had ordered a LCD display I wanted to use in a project. Ended up with a vague datasheet and no clue of how to use a 8bit parallel interface. There was also little help on the internet cuz most ppl use a serial interface.
So after HOURS of reading I finally managed to get it to display something!
I sometimes wish some stuff was better documented.

That feeling of being an absolute retard when doing
Portb = 1;
And expecting the whole register to be 0b111111111 but its 0b00000001.
Goddamit Python you make me think too convenient in C!

After having dealt with the 9'999th issue with Samba, I decided to use a Rasperry Pi as a CUPS server and have everyone at home print their stuff over the Pi. Instead of having a Samba connection to my Dads PC where the printers were shared to.
BEST!
DECISION!
EVER!
Took me only 2h to set up and nearly everything worked after the first try.
I just have to deal with the cable mess now :(

I FINALLY FOUND IT!
Midnight City - M83
That one song I had in the back of my head for like seven years waiting to receive a name!

Most beautiful phone designs.
Vote now in the comments!

I know being stuck in traffic is bad but have you ever been stuck behid someone thats driving 20 below the speed limit, that you are unable to overtake?

Tfw your work pc boots so slowly, that you have time to go to the cafeteria to get some tea and when you return it still hasnt booted.

Alice and Bob, I think I dont really have to explain why...

Started doing some vector art. Ended up with boo as an ice-cream?!

Can't tell atm. First job starts next monday...

Swisscom (Switterlands largest internet provider) is sort of a joke. On one side a bit pricey and on the other, if you want a connection to a a bit remote place, the best they can do is 5KBps. The hell even if i used a LoRa-Wan connection it would be faster!!!
Thank god there is a local provider doing a much better job at this!

I just found out why so many accounts of mine had a lot of login attempts recently. Turns out Epic Games had a leak in 2016 with no info to its users about it. So my email and default shitty password i dont use anymore but for useless accounts got leaked...

Anyone down to get some open cola? Yeah, thats a thing...

Anyone willing to help hack and disable area 51 defenses on the 20. September??!

Im getting a small feeling 1984 isnt a novel but a manual!

I think I may need a second graphics card. Not because of the performance but because I want to use more than 4 displays...
Damn first world problems!

WHY THE FUCK DOES MY MESSAGING APP NEED LOCATION PERMISSION? I HAD REVOKED IT AND NOW IT WONT WORK UNLESS I DO SO! FFS!

Just made a Minecraft sever in case anyone is interested in joining.
Address: kennethmathis.ch
Version: 1.14.2

I always feel odd when I hear about MongoDB. Cuz mongo is a German curse word for someone with down syndrom...

TFW you have a 18Gb file to open but only 16Gb of (DDR3) RAM :(

I have a small issue with collecting memes!!

Anyone got some small interesting C project ideas?

Soundcloud y u play ads now???

Non ad Block
The chrome extension, that blocks everything but the ad's!