AboutIntergalactic megalomaniac ENTJ boy genius seeks a Terran slave girl for nights of conquest.. Oh wait, this isn't a dating site...
SkillsC++, LÖVE & Lua., Artificial Intelligence, 4K displays.
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So.. is there a better movie out there which nails the development side somewhat better than glossing over all the work involved in creating stuff ?
Just watched it, and its like 2/3 of the movie was missing !
I'll just pop onto this multinational website and order some stuff, how complicated can it be..
Several hours later..
10% of the stuff I wanted has been ordered..
Error messages that don't really tell you anything, which empty your shopping cart in the process so you have to start all over again.
Which when you are trying to order dozens of different items, is annoying..
Their Facebook page, lots of "I'm support, please tell me your problem" messages, followed by customers having told support their problem and got the reply back that they can't tell them why their order wouldn't go through, even though they know why..
After lots of experimenting, my "feeling" is its stock related..
Eg. The software lets you order stuff that isn't in stock, and only after you've paid for it, do they actually check stock levels, then find out, they can't fill your order, and give you a refund.
But don't tell you which items in your order are out of stock..
Apparently been like it for years..5
AI, or just random chance, I dunno..
Dating site profile:
> 15,891 kilometres away
User profile first line is:
> A sense of humour is a must.
I just found out an API I was intending to use, lacks the functions I need to use..
It seems the company only got as far as having 80% of it written, and doesn't have plans to produce the missing 20%..
Luckily they have an old fashioned way to interface which doesn't need an API..
Well, good thing I found that out before I had invested too much time building an application that I assumed would have the necessary API calls to make use of !10
FX [ Uses application, notes it takes 1+ hour to do a 20Mb ( Not GB ! ) file import.. ]
FX [ Complains to company that produces software.. ]
"It's your machine at fault.."
My dual SSD, 24Gb triple channel RAM 3.3Ghz 12 core CPU barely breaks a sweat doing the file import. ( As in, less than 1% SSD usage, CPU usage/etc. )
And yet their software crawls like its running on a 486/100Mhz PC from 20 years ago..
Ok, it could be my machine at fault. ( Though I've no idea what to check to figure that out ! )
On my todo list, is install their software on my backup PC and test it there to see if it runs just as slow..
There software was written 25 years ago..
But why would it be so incredibly slow ? ( Windows OS, application written in C (I think 16bit.. ) )
Could it be tied into the actual physical time, eg. 3 instructions per second kind of thing ?13
Wait several days..
Start game, needs patch..
Wait several days..
Repeat several times..
"Out of Hard Disk space!"...
Check space it takes up.. 135Gb..
Checks google, doesn't find anything useful about how to fix the issue..
Reinstall, needs only 87Gb to install..
I guess it doesn't make it easy to delete previous patches which I'm guessing was hogging the storage space !
Now to wait a week for it to download, and see if there is a new patch, which is probably so big, it will fill up the HD again..
So, today's lesson, apart from, don't make games so stupidly big, is at least make it so the user can easily tidy up unused files and update it without needing even more space !20
A virtual prize for the first person to tell me what the following is a reference to:
Should be easy right..
Clues will be available if no one can find it. :-)16
I've tested out various, relationship starting strategies, one very long term one, is the, well, long term slow friendship approach.
26 years later and I still haven't asked them out on a date, and neither have they asked me..
( I recently heard them say that they want the man to ask them out, since they only ever asked a man out once, and he said no..)
Maybe I should hurry up, as they are 72 now, and won't live forever !
I guess today's lesson is, there is such a thing as too slow..
The question is, at what point, has things become too slow ?
It's easy to see extremes, but, is 364 days not too slow, but 366 days, too slow ?
Applies to all areas of life, such as, when should I try and do X...5
New PSU. ( After careful research to choose the least troublesome model.. )
3 days pass . . .
Smoke alarm = 1ft from NAS..
NAS data on HD, slightly inaccessible...
Everyone told me, I shouldn't being using an old laptop with HD's hanging off it, just because its so easy to get the data off when the laptop dies..
A NAS is better..
Until it dies..
Also, first PSU I had catch fire..
Fuse in the plug did nothing, fuse in the UPS did nothing, short circuit protection in the PSU did nothing, it just sat there melting, on fire, producing sparks and smoke, until I unplugged it.
It also nearly melted through a nearby network cable, but luckily only singed the outer protection layer.
Luckily most of the PSU / wiring was on top of some stones I'd left on the shelf..
Today's lessons, put them PSU's and wiring on concrete paving slabs, so they can't burn though shit so easily !
Maybe a, turn power off if smoke detector goes off gadget.. ( Are those available off the shelf to plug into plug sockets ? )
Just a beginner here, but it looks to me like the wiring in the adaptor part was too thin, and maybe the connectors are not good enough.
( At the time, I couldn't find a model without that.. )
Killed the NAS MB too, or maybe the NAS MB killed the PSU..
Or rather, it killed the wiring, the PSU still puts out 12v DC, but its little light doesn't work anymore..
Hopefully others can learn from my experience !
So far on average, I've had one electrical item per decade go bang with sparks/flames/etc. come out of it.
One reason I like second hand units, they already been through that testing phase. :-)
So, any lessons for me next time ?7
A picture is worth a thousand words..
This is how not to do a guide:
This is how to do a guide !
In the future you will be able to just buy things online with a click of a button..
After you first spend 2 hours finding all the items you want, since the websites search engine isn't very good at helping you do that..
Then, when you click buy, it tells you some items are now of out stock, and it has emptied your entire shopping basket..
FX [ Sigh.. ]
So, you go to your browser history and luckily the site is designed so you can find all the items you previously put in your basket, and it only takes you an hour this time to fill your basket up..
I guess no one brought anything and it went out of stock, whilst you was shopping..
Order goes through, hurray !
So the lesson there is, shop quickly online before your item(s) goes out of stock..
And, if you are designing shopping systems, don't totally empty someone's basket due to one small issue..
It's really annoying !
Whilst I@m at it, another website, has like 4,000 items listed, but you can't open in tab each item you want to buy, and add it your basket, nor can you do it from the list itself, no you have to click on the item, buy how many you want, and then go back to the list right from the beginning again..
I guess that means hardly anyone ever buys item number 4,000 !!!6
Ok I'm sure sure this is what is happening, my touch screen is being a pain..
When I first boot my Windows 10 PC, all appears fine with my touch screen.
But if I double click to open a file on it, using the mouse, it doesn't work, it only highlights it, as if I clicked once.
It works fine if I double touch it to open it.
It's such a pain to remember.
I don't suppose there is a fix for this issue..9
You know folk say, if you have a spot, don't pick it, don't burst it, etc. it will go away of its own accord..
Not true !
I think I have one 10 to 20 years old now, and its still there..
Of course, now its not so easy to pick, since the skin has grown over it some..
I did try cutting into it once, and got some of the goo inside out, so its not as big as it once was.
But I think I'd need to cut deeper to get it all out..
Something to wait until I date a doctor/vet, or can afford to have it done privately, rather than risk cutting too deep and bleeding to death..
So, today's wisdom, pop those spots !3
Here is an idea for a product that might not exist yet..
A stroke/heart attack alarm for when you are asleep.
Can you buy those for home use, are they cheap ?
If not, I'd rather not die in my sleep !20
I try to avoid speaking to people from a certain part of the country I'm in, because most of them tend to be abusive assholes.
Now I know folk are going to say, they aren't all like that..
But how do you know which ones are the nice ones, without bumping into all the abusive ones first..
Well, I've just sent a nice message to someone from there, and we'll see if I get a nice reply back, or some abusive shit that reminds me never ever to try and talk to someone from there ever again !
These are the kind of folk that hate you on sight, and then stalk you for 20 years..2
I'll just log into my google account, and..
Oh it wants to send me a verification email, sure no problem, I'll just click here.
Check my email and type in the code.
What could be simpler..
Now it wants my phone number because it doesn't really think its me..
But I never gave it a phone number...
So how will it know its me..
Does this mean I'm locked out of my account now ?12
Oh look a database, lets search it..
800 hits later, great, lets look at them all.
*Only displays top 100*
FX [ Angry look... ]
So, how the hell do I get to look at the other 700 !!!
Reminds me of some years ago a job website, that would only display the top 100 in searches, out of like 50,000 jobs..
Only solution was to search every single sub entry, only a few thousand of those !16
After years of searching, you find that one vital component for your project.
Only the manufacturer appears to have stopped making it..
And its so rare, it doesn't show up as ever having been for sale on Ebay second hand..
You go to contact the folk who make it, but their website contact form throws up an error..
Well, lets try emailing them and tell them about their broken website, so I can then ask them, are you still making product X, even though its not listed in your current inventory anymore..
And if you aren't making it, why not make some more now !
Could you change the design a little for me..
Doesn't look good I'll ever get that far somehow !
Still, one has to try..
Why does this feel like I'm playing an MMORPG...6
I think I've began to notice a human behaviour.
When you are a beginner and want help with something, no one wants to help..
But once you aren't a beginner, folk want to help !
What gives !
Is it because as humans, we don't want to help folk who might turn out useless, we only want to make sure bets, and help someone who already doesn't really need help..
Sort of jumping on the bandwagon type thing..
Sucks when you are beginner and no one wants to help you !30
You know when you can't sleep and think, I'll just do something simple, but useful, it will only take 10 minutes..
How hard can it be to change a CMOS battery in your laptop in this day and age..
Looking on the manufacturers website, it looks piss easy according to the diagrams.
Even a YouTube video, it looks easy..
Meanwhile, in reality..
First off, the CMOS battery I carefully ordered arrives, but its the wrong wiring..
Good thing I checked first right !
Soldering iron time, change those wires around a little.
Now, where did I put that solder..
FX [ Considerable time passes finding it... ]
"Ouch!" burnt my finger !
Right, that's done, now to tape those joints up..
FX [ Runs out of tape.. ]
No problem, must be some more somewhere right..
FX [ Time passes after searching house... ]
Probably some in the garage..
Who needs to get fully dressed, just pop out in your Arthur Dent dressing gown in the rain..
You find some, eventually..
So, that's sorted.
Now, lets open up that laptop and swap the battery over !
Mmm... that's odd, the battery is glued in place..
But in the video it isn't !
No problem, I'll just take the case apart a little..
Lets check that YouTube video first though..
28 screws later, and they still haven't taken the part that covers that CMOS battery..
No problem, I'll just watch the entire video, they are bound to cover it at some point, right..
Ok, lets not take the entire thing apart, when all I have to do is insert a sharp knife and cut the glue away between the battery and, that thing its glued to, without damaging the laptop in a tiny gap I can't really see..
Still, its fun feeling around with a sharp pointy knife inside a laptop, isn't it..
The glue is cut, and the old battery comes out !
Mmm.. lets not bother gluing the new battery in, we'll just stuff it roughly in the same area and hope for the best, after all, this is a desktop laptop, it never goes anywhere, so it shouldn't jiggle loose..
Whilst we are here, lets upgrade the memory.
And try and remember how to seat laptop memory correctly..
Boot to BIOS, load defaults, reboot to BIOS, set time, and other really important things, then reboot, and we get to Windows desktop just fine.
Now change the virtual memory settings to static file, do a defrag, and reboot..
Oh I mean, wait ages for a defrag and then reboot..
That's so we can try and get that lovely pagefile all in one chunk..
Obviously, it won't be finished doing that till tomorrow, or the next day..
Oh look, its already the next day and its the afternoon and I'm still in my dressing gown !
Maybe I'll just have a snooze..5
It had to happen eventually...
I'll just check my history, and I'll be real careful not to choose 'clear history' which is right next to it..
You'd think there would be a confirmation box "Are you sure ?"
But no !
I don't suppose there is a way to get it back is there.. ?7
Don't automatically close my account you assholes !
(This applies to anyone who automatically closes anyone else's account, since, unless you have died, you may well want to come back and use it one day !)
We noticed that you have not been using your Ubisoft account associated with email address
If you wish to keep your Ubisoft account, you can cancel its closure by clicking on the Cancel button below before
Closing your account will remove access to all your Ubisoft games
No I want to keep all my paid for games, thank you !
And yet another reason not to keep your paid for games in "The Cloud"...
I've been busy lately, only had time to play one game.
Good thing I spotted this email among the other 1+ million unread emails I have..16
The tale of two cities..
Or rather, the tale of two individuals..
2 part time jobs, one is working on a farm, one is working in a computer shop.
Person A = Physically trong, lives nearby..
Person B = Physically weak, lives miles away..
Person A gets both jobs..
Also helps that person A applies for both jobs before person B even heard of them...
So, there ends our lesson in luck.
Fast forward 40 years, and person A is nicely wealthy, person B, barely got their head above water.
So, our other lesson is, a good start helps !1
I updated Windows 10 to the latest version, and now I get this:
h t t p s : / / w w w . t e n f o r u m s . c o m / i n s t a l l a t i o n - u p g r a d e / 1 3 8 1 8 6 - a u t o m a t i c - r e p a i r - l o o p - y o u r - p c - d i d - n o t - s t a r t - c o r r e c t l y . h t m l
The Startup Repair log file is located at:
Looking at that, it mentions at the end:
Root cause found:
Unknown Bugcheck: Bugcheck 133. Parameters = 0x1, 0x1e00, 0xfffff801206fb320, 0x0.
So far my best guess is, maybe a BIOS update will fix things..
Anyone else care to make any suggestions on what might be at fault ?
So far, asking in places with old crusty experts, their advice is, reinstall..
These seems a bit of a sledgehammer approach, and often the stock answer to every single Windows 10 problem..22
I'll just check my Amazon account..
Oh, they want to send me an SMS code to prove its me, that's nice..
Oh wait, its not a code, its a URL !
That I have to type out by hand to my PC...
That's a right pain !
Not everyone has an all singing all dancing phone connected to their number !
What's wrong with a simple 6 digit code !11
After practically a year since I last got to the dentist, and some 6+ months of painful toothache, finally got off island and had it removed.
Now to wait to see if I caught Covid-19 whilst doing that..
There was a slight risk of death if I hadn't had the tooth removed, and it looked difficult to DIY..
So, today's wisdom, dental insurance, and make sure you actually live close enough to a dentist should you need one..
And, hope it isn't shut due to all the staff being off ill !
Only took about 2 minutes to remove, after I got a double dose of anaesthetic since the first lot didn't appear to do much !
Long story = required playing politics to pull strings, to actually get to see a dentist.
Remember to look after your teeth.1
One part of the internet I'm on, there are a handful of abusive folk who admin are not dealing with.
They say, they aren't being abusive, when they clearly are !
And, if I'm abusive back, I get my posts removed..
After some thought, I wonder if the following would work:
What if I posted fake deleted by admin messages ?
I don't think the admin would really delete them, since they aren't abusive, they just say:
"*** deleted by admin ***"
And the folk being abusive to me, would wonder what I had said, since they obviously missed the moment between when I posted it, and when it got deleted..
But as it wasn't really deleted, there never was anything for them to miss. :-)
That at least might play on their minds a little and allow me to attack back just a smidge.
And no, this part of the internet doesn't have a working ignore feature.. (Not until I code one!)
And yes, its quite useful and currently not replaceable with any other part of the internet, so I have to find a way to put up with the shit from others, or get their posts removed/etc.
Which isn't happening since those doing the admin jobs are either too stupid for words, or also abusive asses.
I don't think anyone will notice offhand the messages are fake, since the only people who know for sure are the admin folk, and they aren't super great at paying attention to what they should be admining..5
I reckon there appears two ways to get a date via Facebook:
Empty profile and no picture.
Then people will message you to find out if you are worth dating or not. (On the basis, that no one else has bothered to check you out.. )
Your profile has enough information for them to figure out if you are worth dating or not.
If just a picture, you'd better be attractive looking enough in it !
And it helps to be in a suitably attractive location at the same time..
If you have links to your websites, they better have worthy content..
I'll find out if I'm right after I improve my websites, my body, and find a good place to have my picture taken !38