AboutI'm a human person, I like doing human things such as consuming flesh of quadrupedal creatures after laying it on a metal grid atop a flame and drinking fermented sugar made in a place called Tennessee by a certain person by the name of "Jim".
SkillsNodeJs, C#, Bit of Reverse Engineering, Java, Unity, Electrical Engineering,
LocationGod has fucking left us
Joined devRant on 11/11/2019
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Don't have one.
Nobody in my family has any idea about dev stuff.
Personally looking up to people makes me sick and makes me feel useless.4
I just had a Rumpsteak.
Tasted like dry, raw meat with some sawdust on it.
Hell if I printed out my code and ate the paper it'd been better than that.4
I literally recall all my achievements and remind myself of my consequences.
Usually does the trick.1
We used to write infinite loops with "start cmd.exe" instructions in windows batch, converted it to a executable, gave it an epic vector icon and tried to sell it to 5th graders on CD as "an epic virus that will make your teachers go insane".
And some of it actually got sold.9
Unity just mailed me:
H E Y U W A N T S U M U N I T E V I D E O S ?
I should really unsubscribe from the mailing list.5
Guess I just semi-wrecked my old testbed Android phone.
Don't you just love it when you touch on the screen in the middle and it registers as a touch to the top right corner? I sure don't.2
...You know what's creepy?
Bought animal crossing new horizons today online.
Goes like this.
*Finds it on sale on my fav online vendor*
*Installs it on switch*
Two hours later my entire fucking YouTube feed is full of videos about the game.11
Have I ever mentioned my undying love of NullPointerException?
I love those so fucking much I would give up my non existent social life for it.
This is a cry for help please help4
For Java and Kotlin I use IntelliJ, for like config files and crap VsCode.
For C-ish languages Visual Studio Community 2019.
So my CS course is full of people who can't write a fucking for loop (I shit you not) after more than half a year.
And then there's those that don't know what a return type is.
So I asked them once, after they stated that the course sucks, why they even chose it in the first place.
Freely translated it would be:
"I dunno, I thought we'd be doing cool hacker stuff in here..."
At that point I just wanted to jump out of the window.7
So I've finally implemented face detection in my discord bot.
@Wisecrack regarding the openCV training, I'm still taking positive and negative samples, so it'll be another while.
Also, why is post @ing not a thing5
And now I've run into a whole another issue which is really fucking strange.
Has it ever occured that a Object in java looses all it's values after being put into an array of same type?
Mat matArray = new Mat[totalFramesOfVideo];
Mat currentFrame = new Mat();
int frameCounter = 0;
currentFrame = (last read frame as a Mat)
matArray[frameCounter] = currentFrame;
then, after filling the array and accessing elements, they lose all their object values.
Eg. Before currentFrame's dimensions were 1080*1920, but matArray[index] dimensions are suddenly 0*0.6
Hello mostly human community.
Are there any recommended Haarcascade models for OpenCV for face detection apart from the ones shipped with it?7
So, I've been working on a new project, it's basically a java library/package/jar with a lotta nice gadgets and stuff in.
The current functionality is limited, but will expand more as time goes on.
Right now it's able to:
apply ARGB filters to images (changing ARGB values), save objects in files on disk(Serializer/Deserializer), send emails with working create/load/unload configuration-system which saves a user-config to a file, loads and works with it, but the most coolest thing...
random char generation MY GOOOODDD
yea just wanted to post this cuz im rly proud2
It appears I've discovered myself quite talented at solving problems.
And also, that I'm surrounded by idiots, who don't know what an integer is.
Also, that im an idiot.2
Being more comfortable in general.
Also, coding in bed.
Furthermore, monitor setup is better.
Transforming company to school.
Fuckers still haven't taken any sanitizing and other hygiene measures.
Nothing much yet
Me yesterday evening:
"Fuck java, fuck JVM, fuck everything about it, shit doesn't work for some reason, no runtime errors, no compiler errors, no syntax errors, nothing, *turns off computer*".
Me today morning(coffee = false), after comparing the documented example code provided by the API with one someone else made, I've noticed that the one provided by the API was messed up and couldn't work.
"Lemme change that one value in the properties...okay here we go"
Shit works out perfectly.
FUCK FALSELY DOCUMENTED CODE
FUCK DOCUMENTATIONS IN GENERAL2
Status: It's 1AM, Wednesday, I'm watching Evangelion.
Life's horrible, also [nevermind, I was gonna post something but I forgot what it was so fuck it. Good night].14
Random citation by p100sch (https://devrant.com/users/p100sch)
today while playing Minecraft:
"That moment when your family tree software throws recursion errors..."3