Installing Shopware 5 with nginx is a bitch.

The end.

I've a new request from a client wanting a drop shipping system with WordPress and WooCommerce. He also wants a merchandise management system.

I never did this and am unsure how to build it, what fuck to expect or even what to charge.

Please send help! 🥺😱😰

Yea. Fuck you too.

Dumb username ✓

Neumorphism is the new Parallax.

Have you ever noticed how racist Rick Astleys music video for "never gonna..." is? 🤔

Watching german cartoons with my daughter is kind of weird sometimes.

Tell the truth. Who of you hacked twitter? 😏

I got -red-bombed.

Thanks, I guess.

Digistore24 is a steaming pile of shit!

The whole product creation and purchase integration is covered by ugly smelling donkey shit. This whole dumb service is made by idiots.

The 'scripts' they provide to throw at your server for generic customer handling is a joke. Just a raw php mess. But nothing works and debugging this piece of shit is nearly impossible because they don't even provide a proper documentation on how they make the request to your machine.

🤬

Every time I get a new phone I swear "this time I will keep my browser clean".

One week later dozens of _interesting_ taps opened. 🙄

Still learning haskell not even knowing a single good usecase for it. Nevertheless it is fun.

My favourite function already.

Can somebody explain this joke? I don't get it.

I build an video-course platform on a VPS. But the videos uploaded are filling up its space really fast.

Am I doing it wrong? What would you choose to host the videos?

Client wanted me to implement a "fix" for the site beeing to large on mobile. He had to scroll too long. I implemented a quick fix and turned the biggest list into a carousel with slick slider (awesome 5-minute-fix btw.)

But it depends on jQuery. I feel so dirty now. The sites amount of JavaScript is three times bigger now, too. Please, don't judge me. 😩

I published it a few days before the world started acting weird. But I think it counts.

I finished my dev components store: https://asdf-store.com

Wombat has his deployment day today! *_*

Wombat is freaking excited!!!

Wombat is days away before launching his side project. It is a platform to sell website components for devs and designers.

I am very nervous about it. 😬😬😬

it manifests in us what we think particularly often.

What package do you recommend for charts with Laravel?

Is anybody using an N26 bankaccount? What is your experience?

Today I asked for a 5% rise. I got 10%.

I love laravel. But I hate blade as it's templating engine. Why didn't they choose pug. Its so much more readable. I know I can have it by packages. But I would rather see it as the default.

Client: Extend string size for that URL field. I have to input a really large URL in there.

Me: Please show me the URL first.

Client: Here it is //randomurl.com/random-route/15363783?i=jfjfjfjjfjfjhf&shit=jfjfjkfkfkgjfjjhh74747jdjh&you=kfjfjbhgg779hdhhd&not=jfjhdh63737#fuckingKiddingMe

Me: You can leave the whole part after the question mark. Insert it like //randomurl.com/random-route/15363783

Client: Ok, great. Thanks.

#####

Me later checking the data inserted:

//randomurl.com/random-route

I hate humans.

Since the last Windows Update broke my wife's laptop (the WiFi driver doesn't woro anymore) she's moving to Linux. I hope it goes well since she is a non-techi. I kinda am excited.
The biggest problem will be the lack of Adobe Illustrator. 😕

Yesterday I had to deploy a website, nothing big. But afterwards I wanted to delete the site on my showcase subdomain and ran

rm -rf *

in the console. I almost died.

I really tried to give tailwind a chance. I gave my best to start using it....

I hate it. It sucks. It makes my design process slow as fuck. Fuck of with this shit.

Fuck it. Today I broke my production server installing the brotli encryption on nginx. -_-

IOT - Like a Bosch ~