New trend on Instagram: girl post workout photos with macbook that has code editor. Offend to girls but this kind of post cant get likes if its a male coder haha.

Is there anyone use Windows at work and Mac at home? How u guys get use two different shortcut keys?

How to get a girl friend as a developer? Developers are human being too.

Got a job offer but the salary is slightly lower than expectation. I ask for a raise of a $50 the guy refused, fuck then try other candidate.

I don't know how those guy know angular 2 and react.js and know 3 different kind of build tool - grunt, gulp and webpack 2 in the same time. I'm struggle to understand redux. Many young genius coder lowered my self-esteem.

I spend 6 months building few projects with MEAN and I just realised there's no job that uses MEAN lol, should have do PHP.

I found this is strange

2016 is almost over, and when I look back I know exactly why I'm still single. Because I was chasing ember, angular, angular 1.5, react, angular 2, typescript, jsx, progressive web app etc..

One of my post got 600 upvotes and it gave me the green notification every time I open this app. Should I delete the post? I'm hesitant to post anything interesting now. @dfox fix this pls.

Before I learn react: 'what you need to do in react for this simple thing? Just do $('#sum').text(total); and the job is done.
After I learned react: 'react is the future, you organize your state in component, reusability makes u code faster when the project get big, react is awesome!'

I can't do that task, what to do? Admit incompetency?

Unit testing is bullshit. Junior spotted!

How long you can stand for doing bug fixing? I'm sick going to work clean up shit..

Resigning from a job that ask me to work on backbone and marionette. Who the hell use requirejs today?!

Was assigned to work on a project that use backbone. Wtf.

How long can I stand doing this legacy maintainenece job? 2 more days?

Senior engineer wrote a framework for a project. He work on that project a lot and wrote stupid legacy code with backbone. He think he's a god of design but I took 2 days to just display a dialog. If you're suck pls use a framework!

Watch YouTube tutorial

Learn JavaScript

I'm senior developer who don't do TDD.

Junior said he has made the changes but doesn't appear in production. When we check back, and found he committed to the files of the target folder. Well done junior.

Confession:

I got my stress ball simply by grabbing trending funny image from
somewhere and repost it on devrant. I've tried so hard to come out with my own joke but the most upvotes I got is around 80, no way I'm going a stress ball by own talent.

Why pay hundred bucks for a standing desk?

I chose react over angular 2, because having react and angular in my cv is better than angular, angular 2. And if anyone ask you do you know angular, you can say u've tried react too. It's so uncool to say angular, and angular 2. LOL!!

js === god

@dfox, I'm getting annoying notifications for my old post. The mute doesn't work at all.

What is git rebase?

Need a macbook pro 13 inch entry model to code, coz it's lighter than my current macbook air. What do u think?

If you want to be a better programmer u read codes written by others. I agreed with that, I think I'm way better when I read shit codes. Lol.

I just don't see my future working in a mnc where I spent 4 hour to fix a small bug. It's not skill problem, it's the code written by an asshole that's over genius. But it's ok, I will go home on time and bootstrap my little product, one day hopefully I can work from home for myself!