D3 software tutorials at best

Press ctrl+D . G . Z . RMC .S . Move mouse . RMC . TAB . Select vex . E . RMC . S . Mouve mouse

Then Alt+Z see your vex
Then P to cut the Shift+L to select node .

Omg ... Wtf it worst then Vim or wat XD

Drupal the cms where all work with you're versions but broke when you install it ... Or use it 🖕

Tooday i try to migrate a Drupal 7 to Drupal 8 ... I think that migrate module from drupal8 will work easily... But i remember on Drupal, noting work as expected on this Platform... I run the migration and suprise suprise content type field are off or empty and I don't have any data imported ...

Go to reports check the error message ... Try to get information on Internet hoo yes i remember no fucking documentation anywhere because Yolo i need to release 1626 modules that in beta or alpha after 5 years of development. And i dont give shit anymore.

Now i try use migrate_plus and tools to make my custom importation... Documentation not found or not finish ... Please omg please just shutup and work

Please add GDPR pop up only in region that the laws demand it pleaaassseee

At job. I open old project I don't make. Nice i made with scss for clarity ! That guy put all is css in a scss file and compile them ... For fuck sake

Try to teach to my girlfriend what is a class and what is a object.

Class is methods and attributes

My girlfriend starting sing "dans l'attribut de Dana" 😂🤣

Course is finish for today 🤣

Open code html code

See flexbox with float:left 🤔
I need to talk with colleagues I think :/

Why Stardew Valley have better documentation then Drupal ... xD

Today ... Like other day i wake up. And go satisfy all the need of my client in the chat .. and remove what i made and unmade and made and unmade and made and change color and more at left and more at top add padding bottom and unmade and made and save and clear cache and unmade and clear cache and made and change color.

You see the shiti pattern now

😒😒😒😒😔😔😔😔😑

If you dont know what to put in a oracle TNS string ... Its ok ... Nobody know what to put in this shit

University : you know with remote working no-body know if you really work at home. For that reason you cannot remote work on shiti snowy dangerous day.

Covid-19 joined the conversation

University : look how its fun to remote working ! Is the new technology of the century... Now everybody in quarantine can work at home and the business lose nothing.

Me: yeah you bet mother fucker

University: don't take it like that is a gift.

Me: i will take it like a gift if you give it to me before the apocalypse fucker ...

My rent for tooday... Fuck you COVID fuck you :/

How i feel these day

Nobody where are authorized to do remote working

Covid-19 : everybody look how its fun to do remote working ....

Ya 🖕 please

All students building are close to stop the propagation of the virus. But you web developer are an essential services you need to be there for two week to make an remote course system in 2 week 😆🤭

Why printer services is stuck in time?

The windows printer spooler is old like my grandma. He fuck all the time but nobody wants to recode it ? I need to search for old driver a day long to make it fucking work at 10%

On linux generic printer driver do the job but cannot do all the things you want

Why is so fucking complicated all the time ? ( Don't think that scanner work you don't have de correct driver )

Solutions printer share the code for how de fuck i work ?

Cats code in the night because C# in the dark.

Tomorrow back to job after 1 week sickness ... Im ready to get a pils of shit and email

All facebook group about web development is

- can you help me with my wordpress site
- how i can change my domaine name
- need help with e-commerce on wordpress
And other

Im there to follow new web technologies not to be a support guy jessus .

Quit the group

Wordpress ... old patch

Please all dev in the world ! STOP USING Absolute Path for inner link ! PLEASSSE

Want to give money to an open source project ... I want give 20$ CAN ... ok the teams will receive 2€ ... Fuck canada

At job
Im ready to work on a new web site.

Wait for content... Wait for content... Wait for content... Wait for content... Wait for content

You have 3 week to do it completely
🤔🤪

How the fuck i can change de keyboard layout of my digispark to french canadien 🤔🤪

At the office
5 website is down !
Searching for answer ... Noting. Nginx is calm, php is calm, DB to many connections :O but the DB is interne acces only !!!

Internal ddos WTF

Drupal 8 website -> sorry guy i just fucked up and write 8Go of useless log in watchdog table because something went wrong

Actual log : %errormessage %errortime %vardump

Me : damm he fucked up and cannot write some complet log 🤣

Do you know some module to limit this table size and write acces ?

{{ if (and (or (isset .Params "title") (isset .Params "caption")) (isset .Params "attr")) }}

Wait a minute hugo wtf is that

When i work on wordpress the only thing i see is . LOOK that pro version of the plugins ... Pop up Everywhere 👎🤮

Windows : fuck you i delete your KMS file

Windose : your licence is expiring in 30 days

Me: re apply KMS and disable that fucking useless anti virus

Window just self permit to delete my file with no fucking reason and not notify me in is shiti settings panel

Trying to put translation in a drupal 8 project with
Content type => Paragraphs type => paragraphs type.

Wtf i need to translate in witch level OMG.

😭🔫

Working on my automatic garden ! :d thx Raspberry