{{ if (and (or (isset .Params "title") (isset .Params "caption")) (isset .Params "attr")) }}

Wait a minute hugo wtf is that

When i work on wordpress the only thing i see is . LOOK that pro version of the plugins ... Pop up Everywhere 👎🤮

Windows : fuck you i delete your KMS file

Windose : your licence is expiring in 30 days

Me: re apply KMS and disable that fucking useless anti virus

Window just self permit to delete my file with no fucking reason and not notify me in is shiti settings panel

Trying to put translation in a drupal 8 project with
Content type => Paragraphs type => paragraphs type.

Wtf i need to translate in witch level OMG.

😭🔫

Working on my automatic garden ! :d thx Raspberry

Ya tu qu'elle qu'un qui sais si vuejs et PWA marche bien ensemble ? Je veux bien me tiré une bûche puis tester tout sa !

Trying to do middleware api key in python with flask and decoration @wraps wtf im doing XD

Hi people first as you know my English is not very poor im sorry for that.
I try to make an automat a sprinkle water and a auto light on a interior garden in aquarium.

For that in python i use main thread, a class Water.py extends Threading and Light.py extends Threading

In the __init__.py file i put my main function that get argv for execution. One of my arguments is -v (--verbose)
I want to pass that args to my class instances.

-I don't want to make one parameter in my constructors because I think we don't passe verbose mode in parameter of constructor.

-I use global not working through de import.

Do you have some magic for me :/ ?

Affinity by Serif i love you my wallets love you !

Can you make me this page please.
Me: its done its 100% like the psd you send me
She: yes but this component is bigger then this one
Me: its the same here the css proof
She: can you change it ?
Me: ( this will change the hole component and douin the same shit ) yes i will do it for you.

She: again this is not the same size

Me: ( what the fuck i said to shut is mouths ) ............. Fml

New update available on your phone...

Wait people to teste it before installing. It look stable, ok i will install it

After the update

Fucking shit the clock is on the left side 🤮 what the fuck is this shit android... The settings menu is now a ducking mess. The finger print scan is so slow i can cooke an egg before he unlock the phone. The multi tasking screen is like iphone and look like a garbedge. Some applications rushing running.

My winzip brake bike is broken. I need to decompress

Learning drupal 8 in 2 days ... My head isssss bbbuuurrrnnnn

Shit microshiote annonce ModernOS ... ready for shit version of windows ? Because one of 2 windows is shit !

I think i need friends to go drink à beer sometime. I pass 20h on a PC ... Not normal XX

You want oracle database ? Load OCI.dll
You want microsoft SQl ? Load sqlsrv.dll et dotnet.dll
You want mysql ? Its already install

xD why the project have 3 different database :O with less then 2 table each !!! Ffuuuuukkkkkk

Ouppsss PHP is DOWN XD
https://php.net/

My boss don't give me any information about the project in 2 months ... Then the application need to run in 1 week ... Im the only developers in this faculty .. suprise ! I said to him the project cannot be delivered in such small time ...

Boss : but you having so mutch time to do it !

me: but you tell me to fix some PC screen and printer and is not my job to do that im a programmer.

Boss: but you have certification in programmation and tech support

Me: yes but you hire me to code your project not to fix your forest !

Boss: if you don't want to work just say it

Me: never mind ...

Results: i change faculty in the university

4 days weekend ! listen all harry potter movie :P

I want your comments for my profil

https://bellemaremederic.github.io/...

That fucking hardcode Shit PATH omg 🤮

Yep article 13 ... No more European youtube content :/

Some hint on how to take an php 3 old code and transform it to php 7.3 without rewrite all the class ...

Like an auto converters or i dont know ?

It is usual in business to do backend code with 0 basic Interface to enter data or seeing data ? Or anything else .. im fullstack but i don't want to make onnllyyy backend ... When vuejs look at me with petty

Trying to change my job emplacement on the campus

Why people do that shit ? is a free backdoor to sniff other user content XD

if(isset($_COOKIE["user"])){
resetSession("user","user");
}

function resetSession($cookiename,$sessionname){
$_SESSION[$sessionname] = $_COOKIE[$cookiename];
}

When you play on lagacy shit spaghetti monster code with a fucking ass crack boss don't understand anything and bullshit you (yaya that code is perfect) !

I just want to drop that fucking job full of shit

Week 2 😂🤣😭 8 months come

Its normal if i drop some eyedrop at my new job ? My boss don't know anything of is network ... Cannot help me with noting no code no net... All the code is done already is a deep shit full of breach im fucking solo in a room face a brick wall no window ! Can i stay for 10 month at this place ?

Need to coding but have no cluse how to connect to a fucking database no user no password ...

Its the fucking hell here 👿😢

New job ... Open intranet code ... Find 3 frontend backdoor to get admin 🔫

How do you debug AWS lambda endpoint without repushing all the code each time ?