I always take pride of writing correctly tested code. So for each piece of code I write, there's another piece of code that check that it's working correctly.

But wait a minute, my test code itself is untested. Should I test my unittests?

I hate YAML. There I said it. It's unergonomical as shit and I don't get why devOps people seems to like it so much, like we already have a dozen fucking languages out there to configure shit. Just why?

I know this is sensible but ffs I was expecting this country (france atm) to implement a blanket mandatory vaccination, give reasonable delay and enforce it itself through its socialized healthcare. I wasn't expecting them, the day they passed the bar of 55% vaccinated to pass laws to segregate against the other 45%, and worst, expecting its population to take the role of police officer and ask them to enforce their laws in a totalitarian manner. I'm alone in a foreign city and I have to have this stupid pass to do anything, even take the fucking train.

Do you sometime wonder if the world is full of idiots or if it's just you.

How do you prevent yourself from fake assumptions?

Like I just had a two hours red herring because I assumed there was something wrong in the encryption code I just wrote, but it was just because for some reason it spit out an array instead of a string.

I'm fucking bored alone in a city I don't know anyone in

kmn, guess i'm going geocaching or some other shit I can do without interacting with anyone

On windows, I spend my time raging about things that don't work.

On linux, it's the opposite, I'm delighted when they do.

I lost both my laptop and my passport on the freaking bus.

For some reason (aka the average joe stupidity and M$ anticompetitve practice), all new computer come loaded with some stupid bloatware named windows and it didn't recognize my USB key so I'm stuck working on it again.

ADHD is a bitch

paypal is seriousy the fucking worst to use to pay something and leaving social medias allowed me to enjoy not hearing about his retarded funder

We have the beta in two days. I realized yesteray that the stupid library they put was UTTER CRAP, so I had to re-write the whole things. It tooks FUCKING AGES.

I spent the FUCKING DAY in a super bad state because of this stupid vaccine , I finally had all my tests going green.

I commit. I push. I check out the tests again. They all fail. Weird.

NONE OF MY FILES ARE FUCKNG THERE. WTF DID I DO???

Is it me or some libraries are actually more complicated and take more time to master than the layer they're based on? Why should I use something like ng-flex (to do flex in angular LOL) or react-hook-form? It just adds a layer of complexity for what gain exactly?

> Tries to be smart and automate some code changes.

> Spend the next 10 minutes manually correcting the errors I made in the macro

cypress sucks. Who thought that was a good idea to give a human task to automation? Robots still can't pass the fucking turing tests asaik

!dev

I had a bad fall and now my right big toe is longer than my left

Shit I got stuck in vim by typing "vim | zsh" xD

i think i'll transfer my entire work environment on my vps so if my laptop crash or whatever I can just ssh from my phone. Won't really be ergonomics, but better than downtime.

What do you do when integration tests only fails on your boss machine?

Some coffee, a good weed vape, a brand new linux install, some work to do and the radio. What else do you need to be happy?

So

1. Cypress is advertised as multi platform. It doesn't work on windows nor wsl.
2. My OEM doesn't give a shit about openness because they're a bunch of fucktards so neither ubuntu nor debian is booting
3. I need to do my fucking job. Guess I'll buy a mac so I can work with those silicon valley stupid assholes. Or just lose my job

Cypress is unusable on Windows. I guess I'll have to write those tests tonight after I ditched this shit for a proper operating system, because I guess I don't deserve to spend time with my family because I trusted this OS made for retards by retards to at least allow me to do my FUCKING JOB.

It's been 4 hours, it's now 2PM, I managed to install it. It promises to have a passing test in 60 seconds. LOL. Piece of garbage of a software.

WSL is making libc-bin segfault, which means I can't use cypress.

What a bunch of crap

Google product documentation SUCKS ASS.

How fucking hard is it to link tutorials with relevant reference pages?

LOL now the FBI is directly and overtly distributing fake encryption app.

How desperate should those fuckers have to be to enforce their rules they constantly have to use deception and disloyalty.

Yesterday the boss told me he wanted to extend my contract and that everybody was happy to have me around. Processes are rolling fast, I almost had no downtime, tickets are always in the right column, couldn't be happier.

Next project will be a well known UK old pirate radio website

This place should be called devwhine.

Building a framework apparently mean you can give a shit developer experience while vainly attempting to become a swiss knife

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My dad learning python after I became a sw dev and taking english classes after I moved to ireland must be the most wholesome thing I lived through

Just chilling, reading a refresher on oauth specs while taking the train that goes under the ocean.

My job interview went like this:
Him: I see you say you like electronic music on your CV
Me: Indeed, I produce a bit of music. I have this controller for my DAW (showing my Launchpad).
Him: Oh yes I have the same! (Him, showing the exact same machine). I also use it to trigger vim macros (<3). Tell me about an artist you like
Me: I loved XXX (it's an obscure duo from Iceland, totally random)
Him: Oh wow I have their vinyl here. Actually, their new label is one of our customers.

Dream do come true lol.