I used to be a skinhead but now I'm in a love triangle with a bald dude

I loved that contract at first because the breakdown made sense and I always had ticket to work on.

Nowadays, I keep waiting for him to give me work. Ugh

People ask me "How can you work 7 days a week and give 150%?". The full answer is complex. Here's the short version:

I'm not, I have a fucking life

const serverTime = utcToZonedTime(episodeTime, 'Europe/London');

... What?

The dude is frustrated because I pushed on the wrong branch and he "could not check out my work during the weekend".

It's the fucking week-end, wtf are you doing checking out branches?

Omg quit caring about the URL structure and just let me go to the gym ffs

Slack and Discord are just IRC for noobs.

Somebody watched the BC one?

We love you baba

I just want to rent / buy a house in a middle COL area and near a surf spot, with access to climbing area and such. Is that too much to ask?

Going swimming in the nothern atlantic at midday in november, best antistress

I don't know if I should buy a goddamn house or just move to africa.

It pisses me off that while making 5 times the rent I can't get a house because I'm freelancing for the UK

Business idea: prenatal yoga for males

Who knew there were so much business logic in the pie business.

There must be 4 pies per boxes, except gluten free pies can't go with normal ones, they can also subscribe to pies delivery, but shopify doesn't allow to have attributes with subscription, ...

Paypal just sent me an email saying "I could get 5€ right now"

Lol musk is such a sucker

Today I have a date for the first time in like two years.

I'll even wear new underwears. Look at me being fancy

I always take pride of writing correctly tested code. So for each piece of code I write, there's another piece of code that check that it's working correctly.

But wait a minute, my test code itself is untested. Should I test my unittests?

I hate YAML. There I said it. It's unergonomical as shit and I don't get why devOps people seems to like it so much, like we already have a dozen fucking languages out there to configure shit. Just why?

I know this is sensible but ffs I was expecting this country (france atm) to implement a blanket mandatory vaccination, give reasonable delay and enforce it itself through its socialized healthcare. I wasn't expecting them, the day they passed the bar of 55% vaccinated to pass laws to segregate against the other 45%, and worst, expecting its population to take the role of police officer and ask them to enforce their laws in a totalitarian manner. I'm alone in a foreign city and I have to have this stupid pass to do anything, even take the fucking train.

Do you sometime wonder if the world is full of idiots or if it's just you.

How do you prevent yourself from fake assumptions?

Like I just had a two hours red herring because I assumed there was something wrong in the encryption code I just wrote, but it was just because for some reason it spit out an array instead of a string.

I'm fucking bored alone in a city I don't know anyone in

kmn, guess i'm going geocaching or some other shit I can do without interacting with anyone

On windows, I spend my time raging about things that don't work.

On linux, it's the opposite, I'm delighted when they do.

I lost both my laptop and my passport on the freaking bus.

For some reason (aka the average joe stupidity and M$ anticompetitve practice), all new computer come loaded with some stupid bloatware named windows and it didn't recognize my USB key so I'm stuck working on it again.

ADHD is a bitch

paypal is seriousy the fucking worst to use to pay something and leaving social medias allowed me to enjoy not hearing about his retarded funder

We have the beta in two days. I realized yesteray that the stupid library they put was UTTER CRAP, so I had to re-write the whole things. It tooks FUCKING AGES.

I spent the FUCKING DAY in a super bad state because of this stupid vaccine , I finally had all my tests going green.

I commit. I push. I check out the tests again. They all fail. Weird.

NONE OF MY FILES ARE FUCKNG THERE. WTF DID I DO???

Is it me or some libraries are actually more complicated and take more time to master than the layer they're based on? Why should I use something like ng-flex (to do flex in angular LOL) or react-hook-form? It just adds a layer of complexity for what gain exactly?

> Tries to be smart and automate some code changes.

> Spend the next 10 minutes manually correcting the errors I made in the macro

cypress sucks. Who thought that was a good idea to give a human task to automation? Robots still can't pass the fucking turing tests asaik

!dev

I had a bad fall and now my right big toe is longer than my left