It's valentine's day so I'm doing wholesome-as-a-service:

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The lead put a comment in my PR asking to look at the ticket again. I did. He obviously did not. Thank you very much, asshole.

I get weird error when I don't restart the angular CLI every hour or so. That's three or four minutes of productivity wasted. I can't wait not to use this piece of crap

My honest stand-up update: "On friday I chilled, didn't do shit, I ate a weed-infused Bounty chocolate bar, cycled to the beach, had a long walk and tried to work on my bouldering project. Today I'm planning to do the same, or maybe I'll work for like 10 minutes, dunno, haven't decided yet"

ATTACHED:
the boulder

You stupid asshole, you've been sabotaging me for ages in the name of the goddamn process, you stupid fuck, and now you want me to go agile "just do things" that aren't in the requirements? Just set up your own mind instead of wasting my goddamn time.

The lead kept sabotaging me instead of helping. When we disagreed, he told me to "take it to management" which I just found childish. So I did. I resigned. Enjoy your shitty codebase.

I wanted to find something new for a while now anyway, this is not a snap decision.

YoUr PR iS too BiG

Dude it's big because we kept building under time pressure on what was a bad solution of yours. I'm not going to work backward because you can't read a PR, most of the code is the same as before, only broken down for separation of concerns, as it should have been from the start. The first thing any of us would say if something as shitty as this were spotted in a PR is to break it down in more sensible units.

If you want to be a lead then act like one and take responsibility for your shit.

My dear collegue, optional chaining makes sense sometime, but NOT as a default. There are some situation in which a null is unexpected...

Morning story:

My lead (ugh, what is this, the goddamn army?) tried to review my PR. He came to me this morning saying it doesn't work and writing me a fives sentences novel saying that he wasted his time and that it wasn't building.

The title of the PR? "pending". It was even clearly indicated as a draft.

Nothing says monday morning like some idiotic error messages from angular testing suite that does not help at all.

Again this developer experience issue
I have to develop a goddamn feature this week. It would be easy if I did not have to finally merge this big refactor that I had to do because otherwise it would never have been done

I launched my webradio. Problem is the tracks are playing randomly, and our perception of randomness is quite different than true mathematical randomness. So I have to write a script that pick the next track. It's kindof an interesting problem actually, less simple than it look, involving stats, psychology, computing stuff in SQL and so on.

https://ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/...
https://independent.co.uk/life-styl...

I'm gonna bike to the seaside, I'll finish later. Priorities.

A white screen. No error message. After upgrading to Angular 11. I have no idea what's going on nor how to fix it. Hey guess I'm gonna blow one more deadline.

Yesterday at 5PM, QA come to me asking that my new work to be put under a feature toggle. I start doing the thing. At 7PM, I get a message from the lead saying I should just comment things out (oO).

Now I have to revert what I did yesterday. I'd like a job that actually values my time and effort.

I bought a domain name from porkbun. It's still not propagated, I put the A record almost a week ago. Any idea?

Business idea:

An AI that you're feeding with git history amd speak during the stand up meeting so you don't have to.

Yes I'm a shithead but don't use a slur on me and you won't have me insulting you for the next two hours. It's really not complicated. Who knew using the term "retarded" could lead to interpersonal conflict /s

Watching the Vendee globe during work helped me to deal with being stuck alone with nothing else to do. I liked Pip Hare cause she was based here in Poole bay. Too bad her boat's damaged :(

Please if you read this, please give me the strength to stay diplomatic with my lead (or resign on the spot).

I miss my mum and dad and friends. Got damn lock-down, just test people, Jesus.

Best: the pandemics allowed me to spend three months of lockdowns with my geeky best friend, almost two months with my dad.

Worst: one more year of Angular, getting my idea stolen, my work shat on,... also breaking my foot

You probably know the liger (offspring of a tiger and a lion), and the tigon (the opposite). But how would you call the offspring of a cat and a dog? A cattog? A doccat? Debate

Yes I'm extremely bored.

Unrelated, but since I'm stuck at home in a foreign country for Christmas, I think I'm gonna go ahead and buy Bitwig as a Christmas gift for myself.

I've been banned from reddit after I asked r/communism101 when was the vanguard party and how much was it for a ticket.

Yesterday I actually did something I've been asked. It needed two PR, one in my main codebase, and one in the core module. Today I receive a comment from the lead saying "it's not working, have you tested it?".

Yes, of course, dumbass I tested it. I clearly stated it needed another PR to be merged first and you'd know if you actually had read that PR body instead of just shitting all over my work like you've been doing from the last year.

Javascript's the first computer language I ever saw. I was 13. We had one hour a month of 56k internet on that pentium 1 windows 98 old tower - that is when my mum was paying the bill, soooo sometime. So one day, I was bored, and dived into the C:/ drive, and somehow opened a .js file in the cache. I learned other languages, skipped the comp-sci to do psychology, but always sorta came back to it. Imho, no other languages (expect maybe C or PHP at the time) so obviously represent democratization of computers. So sure, they are messy because they are the fruit of a broad consensus, not from a specific corporation or academia.

Me when my lead's cancelling my project because it's solving issues he created with his shitty decisions

I'm seriously unable / unwilling to put in any work at this time.

My colleague: I don't want to increase test coverage, we still have bugs.

Dude we have bugs because we don't have tests...

My UX unironically took jira as an example of good design. KMN

My lead two hours ago: hey could you prefix those files with an underscore
My lead two weeks ago: hey could you remove the underscore in those files names