My friend recently got into possesion of a seven years old (pls no question about how she got him, she really doesn't need the legal / judicial headaches rn)... but she said the school needs her kid to be vaccinated?

Does anyone have any luck w administrering dog or cat vaccine to their kid so they can get into kindergarten?

Guys, she needs help. She already have so much personal stuff going on

What's better than an 12 hours bus ride through the balkans? Who needs an office?

I saw a post on linkedIn from some recruiter trying to find jobs for "those great people who worked at twitter and got laid off" from twitter

Then I saw how twitter got hacked again because they were storing password in clear. Maybe they sucked at their jobs lol

https://askbuddha.ai/

Found this. I think it's cooler than chatGPT

It's almost 2023. ES6 have been around for 8 YEARS and still testing suite don't support it out of the box. I have to waste my time configuring transpilers. What the fuck are those stupid facebook fucks doing with their time? Fuckheadz

I'm a hobo

How much does linkedIn plans costs? It's not shown on their plan page. Only a "free trial" button.

This should be forbidden as manipulative business practice. The food in the door.

Why are CRMs so fucking ugly? Are sales people allergic to pretty things or what?

Ok so I have

- a legal structure (or several of them actually)
- infrastructure
- website design is being made
- logo and visual identity
- one client and a pet project for portefolio

What I need:

- clients

How I do that:

- Buying leads and paying a dude to call them
- Paying a CM
- Networking (I guess)
- Printing posters and putting them all over Paris, LDN, Barcelona and Berlin.

Am I doing this right? I really don' wanna take another bullshit job just to pay the bills. I wanna go back to doing cool shit for radio stations and restaurants and stuff. Do the UX, get a design, create them a remix + headless strapi plus some random shit if needed. Get paid. Rince. Repeat

Error messages are carrying a specific type of poesy. For example, I just typed "This task is not done and cannot be undone".

I woke up set on finishing this project today. Woke up at 7.30, started working right away (almost... ok I checked reddit).

So far all I finished is the list of things left to be done.

It's gonna be a long day

main > master

Because it's shorter

Checkmate fascists

I really tried not to get banned from reddit this time but people's idiocy is unbearable. Especially mods, lol I got insulted after expressing some stuff and reacting back got me banned. Double standard.

Apparently I can have a brand new car for almost half the price if I buy it through my company (VAT refund + not taxed). I work entirely remote.

But my phone expenses are not convered -_-

Remember when youtube was suggesting stuff based on what you were actually listening so you could actually discover music in there?

Biden is 79 yo, Putin 69 yo, BJ is 58, Xi 69, Bolsonero 67. And we trust them to deal with nuclear threat and warfare even though they will be dad in ten years max and have no skin in the game.

But a 30 old woman partying is an issue for eurocreeps apparently

Corporate work recipe:

60% meetings
20% trying to remember what typo they made in your email address this time so you can log in in yet another poorly designed tool
20% "work"

My friends, I got caught by the operating system police and mine isn't PCI compliant so I had to fire those fucks over "gaping cultural mismatch".

Stay tuned to discover if I end up realizing my long term goals or if I starve trying.

God windows users are retards

I'm seriously thinking of quitting my job because they use microsoft shit.

You would though that would run on Linux, because you know, it's 2022.

Think again

About two years

We were using graphQL

So in the news

1. My made got me doing so much pushups my whole body hurts
2. I use arch btw

(no kidding, just installed it. It's glorious)

I don't have a car, thus according to this stupid country's law I should pay more taxes than somebody who does

Windows and M$ fanboys are artarded, episode 4344334

Today I can't uninstall something because I don't have enough space on disk

My coworkers could not develop without the mouse, avoid CLI as much as they can, and only understand git through pushing little buttons.

I wish I wasn't working with noobs.

Now it's bitbucket and gitlab that are not answering.

I will get fired because I can't do my job because nothing's fucking working -_- When it's not team (M$ piece of shit) memory leaking, it's visual studio. When it's not visual studio, it's windows. Or WSL. Or Atlassian shit.

> Get blamed because I don't update my jira ticket

> Can only sign in Jira randomly 20% of the times

Any advice on how to find proper customer as a freelancer? Should I go on fiverrr and pay for coldcalling and an assistant?

Because honestly I'm sick of corporations employing me (my company) for the sake of not paying taxes but still expecting a 9 to 5 and all the corporate bullshit.

I just want to get customer, do UX, pay a designer, get figmas, implement, invoice, repeat. Not have 3 hours spring grooming calls stuck between a team meeting with management, a demo and a mid-spring alignment review. Is that too much to ask?

Ugh the boss is giving me a "trial spring" because I'm not speaking during scrums (sorry I don't have 3 hours attention span. Guess what, nobody does).

Retarded WSL crashed which means I lost all my fucking logs

How do people even work on this retarded OS? Is it just a scam for parasites to pretend they work and leeche on society using their precious little intellectual property bullshit

The news:

"NEW OMICRONS VARIANT"
"PROXY WAR BETWEEN NATO AND RUSSIA"
"MASS SHOOTING IN THE US"

Me: and this is news how exactly?