Manager on Friday evening:
Do this.
Manager on Monday morning: Is it done ?

Stop fucking abusing “auto” everywhere.
Don’t use it if you’re going to forget what type it actually is or it’s not obvious from the context.
Nearly all function returns are assigned to auto variables and these functions have stupid fucking names.

It’s all over the code.
Each time I see it, I need to hunt for the type definition in this large fucking codebase and the original developer doesn’t fucking know either.
Do whatever the fuck you want if you’re the only one who’ll ever touch this code. Otherwise, you need to learn how to develop as part of a group.

Okay don’t give me shit for using iOS but devRant crashes atleast twice on me everyday.

I realise it’s very difficult to debug these since they’re random but is there an automatic report sent to the devs in the event of a crash ?
That would help fix the issue. If there isn’t, perhaps they should consider adding such a function ?

Fck !
The ‘’ key on my keyboard doesn’t work anymore !
Fck !
Fck !
What shold I fcking do !?!

An ad just crashed my browser.
😖😖😠😡

What time is 18:00am ?
😥😰

I’ve got Bumblebee.

I like my company.
So it makes writing a resignation e-mail all the more painful.

I loved her from the beginning.
I devoted so much of my time to her. She told me her heart doesn't point to anyone. Yet I tried to reach her.

Everytime I ask her what's wrong, she gives me the same answer. I tried to be different. I changed things. Yet she said the same thing again today: "Segmentation fault (core dumped)"

When I saw the U-Boot prompt on the console of a system that we'd developed from scratch all from openly available documentation. When the board was fabricated and brought in for software bring up, it was basically less useful than a brick. It felt awesome giving life to it. We had to configure it and calibrate it. It's extra challenging when you have a lot of analog circuits. Yeah so we didn't win 'against' anyone but that victory stands for itself.

The power is gone and my ThinkPads are asynchronously blinking away.

A month ago. The code for a feature was removed because my boss thought it would not be required. When that was done, a lot of regression testing was done and a lot of code was changed all over the code base. And those changes were merged to main branch along with a bunch of other changes.

But now, he wants me to put that feature back just as the release date is approaching. It's just a humongous waste of time. Now I need to find where all the tentacles of that bloody feature reach and manually put back the code. And the bloody testing needs to be done all over again.

When will I get to stop dealing with these kind of people.

My company given Windows laptop got hung !

I powered it off and started it up and it ended up at the update-in-progress screen.

After that it restarted and ended up there again.

After a couple more of the same I finally saw the login screen.

But by then I was already late for the meeting.

Check your checkboxes.

No no no.
This newbie pings me for every thing !
It's fucking annoying !
And I'm annoyed with myself for still being nice !
I don't know if he's ever heard of searching for a solution online for even the most trivial problems !
He's not even aware of restarting something !
I have to tell him to do that !
He doesn't even read the help information for commands !
Why why why.

No. No. Don't block DuckDuckGo.
I can't access it on mobile data anymore !

But I only applied one promotion.

Well no one has called me that before.

I fucking hate it when people completely ignore/forget something I say and then later say the same thing like they came up with it.

Today I tried to exit a YouTube video by typing :q

What's happening to me ?

So apparently a gooey has to be developed.

That's not an ERROR. That's a SUCCESS.

Friend: OMG are you hacking ?

[sudo apt-get update] running

Me: Yes. I am.

What fresh shit is this ?

Fucking ads. Fucking errors.
Both at once.

A little bit of encouragement goes a long way.

Fucking idiot. How many times do I have to tell you to read the README.txt ?

Every developer is also a user.

As a fellow devRant user, what is it you primarily look for in this app ?

0. Some place to rant
1. Dev jokes/memes
2. Observer. devNews.
3. devProjects
4. Here because you don't like being in the presence of people but want to socialise anyway.
5. Finding your partner in life.

Too much math ? Seriously ? Had you made the effort to atleast 'look' at them, you would see how simple they are. And just because I use the word 'equation' does not automatically make it a Volterra Integral Equation.

Could've discussed the subject at hand. But no, let's bring on the judgement. Who wants to ever discuss the subject ?