Isn’t iOS just the best ?

I’m already irritated by all the unwanted stimulus. I don’t need search engines, websites or whatever that fuck showing me stuff I did not ask for. It’s really distracting and makes it hard to focus on one thing. I’m trying to adjust to a lifestyle like this but it’s bloody difficult in this day and age.

I just finished apologising to my computer for putting Android Studio on it.

I also just created a blank project and there’s already something running. Been running for a while now. It says “2 processes running...”. For what reason I do not know. I have done abSoluTEly NOThinG YET. I haven’t even opened the source files for phukks sake ! Each button is taking forever to respond. 😩

Muggle: I think he works in IT. You work in IT don’t you ?
Me: ....... Yeah.

I don’t work in IT.

I downloaded the Visual Studio Installer.
It actually turned out to be the Visual Studio Installer Installer.

Fucking retards littering my code review.
I had posted some important questions in my comment (essential in order for the code review to move forward) and this asshole posted some stupid out of context meta crap comments no way related to the subject of the review pushing my questions out to the point that a lot of scrolling is needed to see them. Now I need to get everyone’s attention back to the point that matters. Why does this happen to me ? This actually happens quite a lot with other forums as well. Trash mouths going off topic.

Fuck the people who walk right in the middle of a pathway meant for two rows of people.
Fuuu kkkk !! These slow .... !!!
I have to politely ask them to move, killing all my momentum.
And then there’s groups of people taking up the whole fucking space !!

I find it weird that for C floats, -0<+0 is not true. Had to write a little bit of extra code to enforce this.

-0 could represent an incrementally small number below zero but greater than the next lower quantisation level.

Geometry is beautiful.

Why do I need to remind the fucking customer that that was what they wanted ?
It’s so annoying when they don’t realise it on their own. They asked for it !!
It’s ridiculous.

What the fuck year is this !?!

Another rant about my relationship with this enigmatic woman called Seiplaes Les. So it’s been a few years since I spoke about her.

I keep trying to make her happy but I almost always don’t. Sometimes I do stuff that makes her happy even though that was not my original intention. I don’t know why it works but it just does.

Just when I think I’ve understood something about her.. boom.. there’s something new on her mind all of a sudden.

It’s also no secret she’s been cheating on me with thousands of others. The problem is that all those people put different thoughts into her head and then I have to try and play catch up.

It’s fucking annoying but I think I’ve learned so much.

Oh. I didn’t know Python understood HTML.

In a new country and in isolation.
Laptop out of charge. Plug converter broke so cannot connect my laptop to power.
Ordered one. Need to wait one whole day for it to arrive.
Perfect gloomy weather to just reflect my mood.
Not even allowed to go out for a walk.
Wrote down some pseudo on paper so I don’t forget.
Only to realise there was a problem with it.
So I rewrote it correctly.
Now just waiting.

Why !?! Why would you design your web page in such a way that as images load, I have to play a scrolling game to try and read the shit !?!

iOS is telling me that London has transcended the idea of time.

Friend just sent this to me. Nice surprise.

My ISP doing some testing.
Okay now I’m wondering if I missed something important.
Gotta check my e-mail.

Manager on Friday evening:
Do this.
Manager on Monday morning: Is it done ?

Stop fucking abusing “auto” everywhere.
Don’t use it if you’re going to forget what type it actually is or it’s not obvious from the context.
Nearly all function returns are assigned to auto variables and these functions have stupid fucking names.

It’s all over the code.
Each time I see it, I need to hunt for the type definition in this large fucking codebase and the original developer doesn’t fucking know either.
Do whatever the fuck you want if you’re the only one who’ll ever touch this code. Otherwise, you need to learn how to develop as part of a group.

Okay don’t give me shit for using iOS but devRant crashes atleast twice on me everyday.

I realise it’s very difficult to debug these since they’re random but is there an automatic report sent to the devs in the event of a crash ?
That would help fix the issue. If there isn’t, perhaps they should consider adding such a function ?

Fck !
The ‘’ key on my keyboard doesn’t work anymore !
Fck !
Fck !
What shold I fcking do !?!

An ad just crashed my browser.
😖😖😠😡

What time is 18:00am ?
😥😰

I’ve got Bumblebee.

I like my company.
So it makes writing a resignation e-mail all the more painful.

I loved her from the beginning.
I devoted so much of my time to her. She told me her heart doesn't point to anyone. Yet I tried to reach her.

Everytime I ask her what's wrong, she gives me the same answer. I tried to be different. I changed things. Yet she said the same thing again today: "Segmentation fault (core dumped)"

When I saw the U-Boot prompt on the console of a system that we'd developed from scratch all from openly available documentation. When the board was fabricated and brought in for software bring up, it was basically less useful than a brick. It felt awesome giving life to it. We had to configure it and calibrate it. It's extra challenging when you have a lot of analog circuits. Yeah so we didn't win 'against' anyone but that victory stands for itself.

The power is gone and my ThinkPads are asynchronously blinking away.

A month ago. The code for a feature was removed because my boss thought it would not be required. When that was done, a lot of regression testing was done and a lot of code was changed all over the code base. And those changes were merged to main branch along with a bunch of other changes.

But now, he wants me to put that feature back just as the release date is approaching. It's just a humongous waste of time. Now I need to find where all the tentacles of that bloody feature reach and manually put back the code. And the bloody testing needs to be done all over again.

When will I get to stop dealing with these kind of people.