"This will fail in 2022, but there's no way my code is still gonna be used then"
- Some Microsoft engineer in the '90s

Just linked to this on a code review.

oftentimes I believe we are in simulation because of the unique fingerprints. It's like a uuid. Or a PK.

In 2022 be like

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards? Because they use a strongly typed language.

Total garbage

Wtf dude?

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Photo of the day...

Samsung got that one right 😂😂😂

That marketing guy is in big trouble.

Best kind of change log.

Backup Nightmare's....

What was your worst "OK, I'm getting fired for this" moment

This is my worst day ever just formatted my laptop and forgot to backup my Android keystore........😤😤😬 Just visited stack overflow only to learn that without the keystore you can't make updates for your app.I will never update my apps on playstore now.... Shit. Am fucked totally...👹👹

My Duck told me to give back to the community 😎

I switched recently from Silex PHP to Laravel, and i love it, it is a great Franework!

Me too....
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Programs are like people you should never wake them from sleep

*My friend was piling up her food in a bbq place*

Me: What are you doing?
Her: I'm trying to beat my old stacking record.
Me: Be careful not to get a stack overflow!

. . .I'll see myself out.

You can play Packman on Google maps today.

I posted a picture previously about my gear stacking adventures. Here is yet another. Took me a little more time.

This baby just arrived 😍
Finally found a nice place for the sticker.

Check for solution reverse engineered.

April 1st is not fools day....
Its "Internet Explorers' Day"

CSS: Vertical-Align

I was at a expo last weekend, Kensington laptop lock delivered…

A few tickets to open tonight

We've all been there

When you make a tech-ish joke and you have to explain it because your coworkers aren't that tech-ish.

I was a little bit tired this morning, so obviously I pulled a sick day.