I was asked to mentor a new joinee.
As she is new i dont mind the bad code and offer suggestions in code reviews.
She doesn't know how to use .map, .filter and lots of other basic js stuff.
Claims she has completed work on tickets when it's clearly not completed.
I end up looking like an asshole for pointing out her incomplete work before her long leave.
Find out she's actually getting paid significantly more than me as she's an 'experienced frontend dev'.

Fml

Guess which handsome ass father fucker finally got a dev job? I DID. But it's a startup. Any important questions which I need to ask them before I take up this offer?

To stop procrastinating, cause I really need to get shit done.

Today I learned that best practices are nothing more than widely used hacks.

JQuery? No thank you, i like it vanilla. Like my porn.

Multitasking : why fuck up a single thing when you can fuck up multiple things together

What's​ better than finding an exploit in someone elses code? Finding a way to fix it.

Talk about 3 in a row

FUCKING HELL! I JUST WANNA STAY HOME AND CODE! NO I DONT WANNA WATCH THAT SHITTY MOVIE AGAIN! NO I DONT WANNA GO DRINKING WITH YOU AND LISTEN TO YOUR LUDICROUS BRAGGING! NO I FUCKING DONT WANT TO MEET YOUR COOL FRIENDS WITH FACEBOOK PHOTOGRAPHY PAGES! NO I DONT WANT TO GET A NEW LIFE, CODE IS MY ART AND ALL I WANT IS TO STAY AND PRACTICE IT TILL MY EYES GO DRY AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS I'LL CODE IN FUCKING BRAILLE!

Best office prank? A few days ago I was walking by the sys admins desk. He was dead tired so he went to get some coffee. I noticed his screen was unlocked, so guess what? I rm -rf'ed some important looking folder!

Jk I don't work in any office.

As a fresher I'm trying to get a Dev job and people around me constantly tell me how hard/ impossible it is and that I should try something else. All I think is "THANKS FOR CHEERING ME ON!"

me : my resolution is to make a github commit everyday!
me to me : write a cron job to do it.

College be like : welcome to web technologies class, proceed to
*5 months of HTML*
*2 weeks of CSS*
*1 week of Javascript*
* Guest appearance by PHP for 5 mins*