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About

Freelance web designer/developer with a passion for designing and creating web applications. Love coding in general. Also enjoy designing/coding mobile apps. Spend a lot of time in the terminal trying to automate all the things.
Skills

HTML, CSS, JavaScript, jQuery, PHP, SQL, Apache, Java, C, C#, bash, Server Adminstration.
Location

Dublin, Ireland

Joined devRant on 5/13/2016

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Really? You can't think of one con?

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Src: https://twitter.com/random_walker/...

joke/meme
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Ok cool.

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When I finally get my hands on the person who wrote that terrible piece of code.

joke/meme

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Every time that I think I know the difference between substr and substring in JavaScript.

rant wk88

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There isn't enough rant space in the world for the person I have in mind.

rant wk87
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10/10

src: https://twitter.com/frontendbeast/...

joke/meme

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Then they should have used radio inputs instead of checkboxes...

joke/meme

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We're switching to Azure

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To anyone who says they hate PHP, I have one word for you:

Laravel.

That is all.

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Should I risk it?

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The entire building is downstairs having a party while I'm up at my desk coding.

The stereotype is real people.

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The irony when the image compression site you're using says your image is too large to upload 🤔

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Please, just let me die already...

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I'll take your word for it...

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You don't know what true pain is until you use a keyboard with the "Insert" key next to the left arrow key.

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CTO on vacation.
Have to take over support for 2 weeks.
Pray for me

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Just put a semi colon after a sentence in an email... Think it's time for bed.

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When you work at a start-up your "role" is actually about 12 roles.

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git blame my way to the top!

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Seemed right to put this here as this box has birthed many rants.

(Thanks @dfox and @trogus)

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I measure how busy I am by the number of times I have to take my headphones off.

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Stellar documenting...

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I always start new projects with:

git commit -m "It begins..."

What about you guys, do you have a similar ritual?

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Client: "Just found 2 bugs, could you take a look please?"

Me: "Sure, what were the bugs? Could you send on the steps to reproduce?"

Client: "Found another bug."

Me: "pls."

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git config --global alias.unfuck 'reset HEAD --'

Thank me later...

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Taking a while but I'm slowly making my way to the optimal work setup.

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Boss on the phone: "Sure, let me get on to the devs and we'll sort something out."

Me: "it's gonna be a long week guys..."

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I've honestly seen that "In case of fire: git commit, git push, leave building" image like 12 times.

Lads, we get it.

Give it a rest.

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Let's just hope our bosses never find this app!

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