Just another monday morning. Me trying to boot my Linux VM on Windows:

1. Try: VirtualBox crashes right after boot of VM
2. Try: Windows crashes during boot of VM
3. Try: Now it's working.

Imagine we would not code in English, but in German:

--- Haupt.java
importiere java.nützliches.strom.Strom;

öffentlich Klasse Haupt {
öffentlich statisch Leere haupt(Kette[] args) {
Strom<Kette> argStrom = Strom.von(args);
argsStrom.fürJedes(System.raus::druckeZeile);
}
}

---
ich@meins ~ $ javac Haupt.java
Haupt.java:3: Falscher attributiver Genus: 'öffentliche' erwartet

"The customer wants a customized browser that integrates nicely with the custom desktop. Oh, and it should only allow downloads if it is a PDF..."

Browser:
GET https://somefancyurl/resource HTTP/1.1

Server:
HTTP/1.1 200 Ok
Content-Type: application/pdf

"Oh, maybe we should send a HEAD first to determine content type without download..."

Browser:
HEAD https://somefancyurl/resource HTTP/1.1

Server:
HTTP/1.1 404 Not found
Content-Type: text/html

Me:
😖💣