every time

framework: lightweight, dynamic, not as many features, was used by such-n-such for a while

me: you had me at lightweight

want to Go to the C, sip on some Java, watch Perls wash up on the shore, a Python traverse the jungle behind me, collect Shells, maybe find a lady named Ada to Tcl. a BASIC life without the Brainfuck. Ruby eyes gaze on my life's SQL

why is everyone's god damn answer in the corporate world fuking meetings?

you usually don't solve anything with them anyway, and there's too damn many

if you took the time to read the conversation, you'd know there's no meeting needed and the other party agreed to a method that wont break shit

or if you had half a brain and read the part of the chat you didn't even need to scroll up for you could think of something simple like not breaking working things and asking before changing it?

fukin corp retards, company men. how is this world still going?

life has been draining me for the past few years...suggestions?

move somewhere new, possibly get rid of most of what i have and start over?

dump all the money i have left into investments, which i see as a random lotto, like a business, real estate, or literally lottery?

bail and become a vagabond?

alternative ideas

your mom

dna all night long

blackberry

why does your own phone app (god that's pathetic that it's an app) not have enough space to swipe down to hang up incoming calls on a physical keyboard device?

moved back home - new job has been sucking my soul

ppl - are - so - useless

how is good help so hard to find? ppl need step-by-step instructions and babysteps to the fuking max. you can't extrapolate from the steps given to you? you can't rtfm and take 2 seconds to figure out how to troubleshoot? save the trouble, shoot yourself.

still alive. not giddy. looking for new job/income. miss ranting/angryness.

new job. after a few years of doing nothing it's busy af. no time to do anything. all kernel/network background shit. linux which is kool, but "enterprise" linux, which all suk if you ask me. maybe suse is ok? haven't used. can't get their shit together, bad docs. be so much easier to roll own but management wants us to use an even more obscure and shitty version of linux. ppl are ok, but half are remote and between that and meetings half the day it's kinda useless.

no life. fml.

there were more but I was in a rush to get out

came up with a new term for Arch's "rolling release"

avalanche release

rolling is a lil slower and doesn't break tons of trees and people's bones on the way down

=p

i think i've told this story before. but i used to get drunk and download malware just to "fight it".

*opens spam box*
i know what you are bitch!
*swig, hit download*
run you fuker!
*open debugger, swig*

would get too drunk and just nuke my box or vm the next morning but hey

who went *poof* ?

So, this is a place I can possibly get some feedback on this and have never really been able to explain it to anyone because they lack the knowledge. Hopefully there are some programmer philosophers/psychologist here.

Thought - you know? That thing we do every day? The main component that we use to communicate?

I find I think in OO, ringed holons of sorts. There is a subject, and various subjects within that subject. Say colors that link to ranges of wavelengths.

And I see quite often, especially when arguing or mad, that this logical connection breaks down in other people. e.g. you will say you dont like a specific flower, and then all of a sudden someone assumes you hate flowers. Or even bigger leaps in logic, assumes you hate nature. Jumps up a OO class or two.

Anyone else find the OO model of categorizing things in their mind? Anyone else notice people can't prioritize and organize 'data' into a model that makes sense and agrees with itself?

It pisses me off to no end when people get mad because they can't keep topics together, or make arguments up in their head because they can't coherently remember and link what they just input. Worse yet, when they can't understand how I link things together and me explaining ~this~ concept. How they are incapable of grasping similar objects similarities but are able to go, "You said something is hostile? I'm using that word now because I heard it, and now bananas are hostile because you used a banana as an example for something with a peel while explaining layers of objects." (Shit example, just a "wtf" in logic leaping)

end rant. if it doesn't make sense, sry not sry. if someone gets it. phew

so new fone, new service. switched my # to google voice bc i rarely call or text anyone these days, way less $.

google hangouts(voice? diff idk) puts the "okay i'm done with adding ppl i'm sending to" check button, at the top of the frickin screen (note: the "i want to start a msg" button is bottom right, think about that for a moment)

oh-fucking-kay google, you can go fuck your-self
oh-fucking-kay google, you can join humanity and quit making these robot UIs
oh-fucking-kay google, fire your designers and UX people and add humans to your shopping list

you had to try this hard to suk this hard

hey guies, where is my avatar? i can't find it.

(i'm asked this weekly on here it seems)

i know it's getting closer to the end of the week, but i just thought of something

god *looks up shaking fist*

string of spaghetti jokes

years back, before the dawn of dual core cpus. our rich friend of the group got 1024 megabytes, ONE WHOLE GIGABYTE, of RAM. and we were all like, "what are you gona use THAT for?"

today the answer is. uh, maybe browse the web? like a single page, from over a decade or 2 back?

also relevant
https://penny-arcade.com/comic/...

i can't help but notice the influx of "new" people and accounts with little to no activity.

i also notice, not only my, but damn near all recent post (don't use algo) don't typical get 20 or more ++ anymore

conspiracy?

if i didn't know any better...i'd say youtube is lying about being at 1080 res. pixelated and jaggity as hell. redo resolution, looks better. ya...okay. go swallow your own head youtube

i always forget that sarcasm doesn't exist in many places of the world .-. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(on a side note: said fuk it and added alias shrug='echo "¯\_(ツ)_/¯" ' to my bashrc)

-.- after the bs with amazon. they now say my item would arrive after i told them i would move. also said it'd arrive way out of prime 2days so...fuck yourselves amazon. eat a dick

am i getting grumpy and old? what the fuck does PRE_ORDER mean to you? you see, i thought it meant i ordered something - and it'd be sent to me on the release date. back in mYyYyyYYyy day - you paid for something, suppliers had it in stock before the release date, and then on release date you would get what you paid for. amazon (of course it's amazon, fuck amazon. fucked me over so many times in the past 2 years) says they dont have my item in stock. then WTF DID I PREORDER IT FOR? to top it off, even though they've been horrible 50% of the time for the past couple years, they offer me $10 off on my "order". ya, sure, okay. nope : $10 off future order. i don't wana fucking order from you! i actively avoid you!

fuck this world. why is everything shit anymore? why can't something just fucking work as fucking in-fucking-tended?

am i cursed? i've been good for a while. it's not karma. complete bs, why bother.

what do you call a text editor that exits if it's put into light theme?

a vim-pire

ima sound cocky but
my new team may have ppl who know more in general than me - and that's a great feeling

why do fones advertise 128gb storage? it's hard af to find one you can actually buy. or maybe it's my wonderful luck and life fukery

dont you love when you go to a site
DIRECTLY - to that site
and the first thing youre greeted with is an ad or email sign up - FOR THAT SITE?

what kind of fuking UI is that? what kind of marketing is that?

i just went to YOUR site. don't throw fuking ads and nonsense at me in some pop-up form where i can't interact with your page without clicking the "X" to close it.

anyone else think it's stupid as fuk that Ctrl+W is close tab and right next to Ctrl+Q which is quit ?

or am i just bad and should feel bad bc i occasionally make a typo?

guess i'll config back to ask before quit. or change my vim commands and get used to that

he walks a lonely road
the only one who perl still even knows
he writes his code
but it's only him, and he codes alone

he sees his perly screen
on the monitor of mono-green
a typo CIG
and he's the only one, and he codes alone

he codes alone, he codes alone
he codes alone and he codes a-

/etc/shadow's as new as the lang he's using
his scripting starts as soon as he's in
sometimes he'd wish the syntax wasn't blinding
till then he codes alone

ah ah, ah ah, ahhh-ah
ah ah, ah ah

he's coding another line
that references a function way behind
another "or die" ends a failed find
of one who writes this code

read comments that shine
explain fucked up fixes when a process dies
log a debug sign to know the hiccup's just fine
and he codes alone

he codes alone, he codes alone
he codes alone and he codes a-

stares at his text, green
on the lines of his CRT
where the old language sleeps
and he's the only one, and he codes alone

boulevard of broken screens
dedicated to @DewWisp