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I'm in Germany.
While being the same race, they're obviously from a different world. I wonder if @Lensflare has more style than his fellow citizens.
Most Germans are Dutch without support for CSS. The country of times new Roman I guess.
They buy apple products to compensate for theur own style. That's how much money is needed to make a German hip.20 -
My role in teams meetings :
Admit someone in,
Stay quite the whole time,
Say thank you and bye louder when its finishing 😅😅4 -
I wonder if the devRant devs have ever considered implementing ActivityPub and opening this site up to the Fediverse, in the same way Minds (🧠) or Threads (🤢) did.
It would make this a less isolated corner of the Internet for sure.4 -
Left and right unite! I've spoken with a boomer today about politics and got triggered more about politics than ever before. I thought that I didn't care anymore. We have to do something about the boomer! That privileged by TWO parents raised wealthy boomer said that everything is alright. Dude, my generation is raised bad because two parents worked and the zoomer literally has no houses left to rent OR buy anymore and there are no plans building new ones at all. It's the biggest fuck you ever. If I were a zoomer I would've been blind from anger. Maybe that's why people die, their attitude makes us extinct at a certain point. He said that they don't deserve a house with their 24h working attitude. That's debatable but I think the zoomer is right, we work too much. When I had a family for a while I realized that. It's only alright to work full time if you're single and maybe in a relationship, but two parents nearly full time is too much. Not sure if the zoomer understand they but only wants to game even more but that's not the point. The work less attitude is a good thing, even I as workaholic agrees to that. I'm only workaholic because I don't have a life. I just realized that if you have a life, the amount we work is crazy. I really couldn't give the attention I wanted to the kiddo and partner.
So again, left and right, we're being distracted! Unite and GET THEM!
If the zoomer still believed in voting, they would've been extinct by now.
We had sketches ik the Netherlands "Political party against the citizen. Vote for us and fuck you!". I swear to God, boomers would vote that if it existed under the idea of "Lives so good, it can be less, it's ok". He said before or after mentioning his two cars, moped, drone and bought house with quite a tummy. Caring about the climate but not about the children of tomorrow. The climate doesn't matter much anymore if people don't take kids anymore because it's too expensive, no place to live and not enough time to raise them. Also, kidding, they don't care about climate either. Totally blinded by the 70 years of perfect life.
I don't complain about life, but saying we're doing fine as a boomer, stfu! The milennials do also not have that much to complain, but the sooner, hell yes they have. Holy f. Why would you work at all if you can't get a place to live. Maybe this is the way we extinct. Egoism.
My god. He was my example 😕 The former computer expert of the family before I got born and dominated him to the bone 😕 It was brutal 😕 He had no chance 😕 KARMA BITCH 😁4 -
Hi there
Since you people decided to incorporate the rest of reality in your even weirder rendition of a more kruegerish Disney land it's looking like im yet again being forced down a path I don't want to go down5 -
Our projet's system architect posted in our chat that me returning to the team next week will be the best b-day gift for him.
I was OOO for 3 months
what am I returning into....?3 -
Forticlient remote access is fucking slow. It takes forver to log in and for it to finalize the connection. Also kinda feels like they just gave openvpn a fresh coat of paint in order to siphon more money for licenses out of their customers.4
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Why am i like this XD
I wanted to finally get into home-labbing, but i would rather over-pay for a machine rather than just build it myself
Fake nerd, i guess
Also i wasted so much time researching consumer gpus for AI...
Shit's so expensive, its hilarious1 -
Day 24 of starving myself to death challenge. I’m staying firm, I’m staying strong. I will finish the challenge.16
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people saying no to good things is so weird
i'd never say no to good things
though often people will use good things to lure you and mess with you. so I got trust issues from that (and deservedly so, because it still happens and that's largely how every ecosystem functions)
but I'd never say no to good things. and somehow people say no specifically if it's a truly good thing. wild
I like that they do, also. more for me I guess. then there's no competition. it's pretty chill
it's just hard to find the actual good things instead of those bait and switch
I want to find the people that fear truly good things. I want to hear what they rejected so I can get that thing instead 😁4 -
oh hey, if it isn't the same architectural mistake in the fourth fucking iteration that I keep forgetting to do right first time whenever I rewrite the code to fix unrelated problems.
canonicalize input as early as you can so that representational distinctions don't have to be drilled through business logicrant orchid with important improvements but still it has no users am i actually insane i rewrote the same project four times2 -
just put everything I've been running for months into a bash startup script and it's all ticking along nicely...
yay I never have to look at these scripts again. unless they break in workspace 10
oddly proud of myself for solving this annoyance of having to manage scripts problem. literally my brain was too damaged to be able to figure out how to not have to manually manage scripts for like a year now and that is sad because the answer is obvious as all heck but I just "didn't feel" like it "would work" like that makes any sense. just literally didn't have the brainpower to imagine myself in a future where scripts would run on their own, that's how sad it is
just in time for this coffee to give me dementia... back to the brain of a 80 year old I go...1 -
Google Assistant got replaced by Gemini on my phone. What used to work before, me saying "Hey Google, set an alarm for 5 pm" doesn't work anymore.
"I am only a language model so I can't help you with that" is the default response.
Does big tech not like the idea of things working fine and smooth?36 -
Going to be drawing patterns during a weld using a high powered laser. This pattern determine the shape of the laser point. Not sure on radius of laser output. Probably mm/um in size. Won't be able to "see" the pattern. Anyway, I suggested default pattern chains: 666, 420, 69. So far nobody really likes those options. Maybe I will do emojis.
I think I will need to optimize pattern distance between points. So I might get to do a real algorithm for this. I have not seen the requirements for this part yet. But I am thinking maybe A* for shortest path to next point. Or maybe some flood fill. Could be fun. It would be wild to use a gaming algo to melt metal. lol15 -
Who doesn't love customer support?
So anyway, I'm the point-of-contact at our company for a specific tool we use, sold by an external vendor, whose yearly licenses cost five-digits per user. I've been the point of contact for around three years now, and most of the time it's people way more senior than me asking for help with [specific edge case] and I send them on their way with the solution. Sometimes that isn't the case though, and I need to send an email off to [vendor]'s support team.
Good support is lovely. Our go-to guy on their support team was great. Timely responses, thorough, and always willing to dig to the bottom of the case. Sometimes it's us being stupid and not knowing what the [obscure feature] toggle does, sometimes it's just a mis-match between what we're trying to do and how the tool was designed, and sometimes it's a sneaky, devious bug in their product. I still remember the pride I felt when we got an email notification for the latest release of the tool that contained a bugfix that I had gone over with their dev team on call to figure out how to reproduce.
However, just over a year ago they changed our go-to guy. It started off small. The new guy was more terse in his responses. Less attentive to the little details in the message. Gather as much information as possible first, deal with the actual problem we were having second. He'd fix the immediate problem, but more open-ended questions about best practices to avoid another mess in the future would be ignored.
But slowly it got worse. Less responsive. Entire paragraphs of context would be ignored and had to be repeated to him. More generic responses. The odd case got dropped entirely. Last time I opened a support ticket, when I asked for additional clarification I got a ChatGPT-ass response only tangentially related to the actual context of my question (you could tell it was copy-pasted because he didn't even bother to paste without formatting).
Now upper management is unhappy with [tool] and are on my ass to get them to solve all our problems with it. What does new support guy reply with to my ticket with clearly bulleted questions, written in bold to separate them for clarity from the surrounding context? A two-line, nonspecific request for information entirely unrelated to the issue at hand, to the point that me and everybody from my company in cc privately went "why the fuck would we even send that??".
These next few weeks are going to be fucking rough, dear god may this be over soon. -