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I find myself to be a simple man
A man who likes his Porto in large quantity rather than in dainty "my life has been good of late" ones.
A man who believes that Python code should have All its variables and parameters typed
A man who thinks people who write long requirements for programmer jobs do they can not hire people who need work should be shot
My friends a man who loves a pretty woman in one hand and an inscribed big ass gun pointing in harms way in the other but would much rather have stayed home in bed with the pretty woman all day.
Yes indeed a man who would rather have stayed home in bed and awoken to drink and fall back asleep 2 days a week.
Indeed a man of the people.
That's what kind of man stands before you.
Anyway
It was a fond memory when I was younger and more handsome to hear someone else day they were just looking at my face but of course they always had some scary meaning occluding some danger out of sight.
I just like being happy
What's so wrong with that ?
Meanwhile I am so simple I suppose I don't understand this seeming endless war on comfort progress and goodness being waged
It's like it takes more effort to achieve this level of suck than it does to make everything better4 -
I just got blocked on chess.com because some british guy blundered away like three pieces in a row and I went "blimey! the brexit geezer gambit!"
simple as.46 -
A 3-hour rant that's worth sitting through to see the world with new eyes. Makes you think, “I wish I had a teacher/mentor like this.”
https://youtu.be/GeWiKOEkfj8/...1 -
Why the fuck is none using Intel MKL for AI or video codec despite being all matrix multiplication in disguise?3
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How can you know which one is the left or the right twix? Since the packaging is horizontal, there only exists a upper and a lower one. 🤔7
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it cost 1 euro in controllers and automated doors and salespeople to get one euro back in public transportation ticket.
Fucking scamerz14 -
Soo.. over the span of 1 month, x2 MAC servers have died (hardware failure). I'm in progress of setting up the third one.
What a dumb fucking system MacOS is!!! wtf...
I've spent 4+ hours trying to figure out why the fuck `git clone` is getting stuck and timing out our CI runs.
Turns out, on MacOS you cannot run git clone via ssh IF you have that user logged in via GUI (e.g. VNC). Git is getting stuck at
11:51:26.084245 run-command.c:759 trace: start_command: /opt/homebrew/opt/git/libexec/git-core/git-credential-osxkeychain store
and just chilling there doing nothing, waiting for the user to click on a Cancel button in GUI.
Logged out my VNC session and git magically started working.
What a dumb system... Or perhaps I'm misunderstanding this "security" feature...?9 -
When you really think about it, movement of population happen, but the culture remains.
For example, the great replacement can happen to france (or at least we can hope it does), but do not worry, the arabs who will live there in future generation will still be as gay as the real french.80 -
The Bloch sphere is basically a haggis.
The two crimped-off ends are |0> and |1>, and as you move along the tube the probability it collapses to moves from 0 to 1. Where you are around the circumference of the haggis determines the phase.
The stuff inside the haggis doesn't represent anything in particular, and that doesn't matter because I have eaten it.7 -
A major side effect of introducing me to your codebase is refactoring and overhaul. A cardinal philosophy of mine is code reuse. In all my years inheriting codebases, I've never encountered one where the predecessor grasps the concept of abstraction. Tradeoff is it takes me longer to start implementing new functionality3
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you creatures steal from me, literally nothing will happen except you'll all continue on with more misery until you've lost as many times as I have.10
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Anybody else doing music? I recently dived deep into chords progression and unusual meters, and I thought that would dramatically improve my creativity, but instead if I can understand better what I was already doing, I feel I lost in spontaneity15
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On new job
My teammate business analytic with no programming skills or background gives me 10 years full stack developer a coding suggestion , when i refuse implement her idea, she starts arguing, when i explaing in details why it is stupid idea and give arguments , she still wont shut up and she want to be solution architect :/2