I had to make a reverse-geocode Service in C#.
I made a new empty .cs file, copy-pasted the API OpenStreetMaps endpoint as a comment for reference

Pressed enter.

n BAM. Copilot (in Visual Studio) autosuggests the ENTIRETY of the class with accurate JSON-POCO conversion ._.
I dislike AI but can't deny its usefulness in this kinda manual work. I'd take this over some low-tier junior dev anyday

reverse cowgirl is the most dangerous sex position by number of penis fractures.

Sorry, but my brain will forever read “MSRP” as “Microsoft Retail Price”.

Liferay should be renamed as Deathray. Tbvh that thing is so shit that it takes a lifetime to deploy, 1 nano second to crash, and an eternity to debug.

> go into a codebase to add something simple
> rewrite 90% of it, breaking it in multiple different ways then fixing them
> too annoyed to add the simple thing
> leave
thanks for all the fish
https://youtube.com/watch/...

do you ever separate the structure of a collection from the values held within to allow queries about the structure to be deferred arbitrarily without keeping the values alive through that reference, or is my project just terminally fucked?

So the popular opinion way back on ai was the present nlp model could surpass human intelligence with enough data and tweaking

Honestly I don't think that's what it ever was for

If it's predicting text it's basically just generating an accepted answer in small units.

I saw that damn repeat news story in this lovely place some dumb assholes robbed me a few times way back or tried to hurt me and got fed to someone's pet and I'm wondering why we couldn't have just moved on

I bet whatever they would have thought up next for a different faculty being represented would have fit ij nicely to larger ecosystem

I went to a girls bar the other day. I spent 40 minutes talking to a cute girl.

It cost 6000 yen, around $40 usd.

I am a loser.

I also envy nice cars. They're probably not THAT expensive in JAPAN, but still.

My favourite car is Jeep Wrangler.

That thing is probably not a good car long term wise because American engines have planned obsolescence compared to German engines.

But oh well.

I need to change my habits, change my mindset, change my books and become something better.

I'll start by growing out my hair.

I made fun of that guy's long hair, the guy on devrant with red background, fuck I can't remember his name, but I admire his hair now.

I'm such a successful software developer that today I have deleted 3 major repositories 🎉

I think I have like 12 more to go. less is more

The entire world is a mirror, reflecting who you are.

Let's say fuck pajeets while we're at it

Goodbye, Apple.

Whatever your religion is, your god have been created itself by a sort of meta-god.

I call it supergod.

My workplace just lost a contract that would bring us a €20000 revenue because the CEO refused to spend €5.

I've been gone for a year. The fuck happened, this place looks like 4chan or reddit. Where's the fucking rants?

this fucking whore is again in her but ass naked ass crack in the gym and i cant concentrate without looking in her big ass crack

Him: Hey your program doesn't work
Me: what's the error
Error: malformed data file
Me: where'd you get that data file?
Him: oh in this new place I saw
Me: that's not the correct data file for that command
Him: are you sure? This is more convenient for me
Me: the command needs the correct data from the correct source....

Jurassic Park

https://youtu.be/kDMHHw8JqLE/...

The industry is so incredibly demanding beyond measure.

Please be proficient in:
- Java, C#, Python, TypeScript, ReactJS, AI, UX, COBOL, AWS, DevOps, security, SecOps, Linux, Unix, System Administration, Database Administration,...

Yeah? Give me six years then before you try to overload me with stress in having to deliver top quality code using these.

I actively try to diminish stress in my life and the major cause of stress is my job.

what brothers me is the experience requirements like motherfucker, if I had all those years I'd be retired by now. you gov? wanna cut my pension is it?

So there I was, maintaining our rock-solid Java 7 codebase, older than this Gen Z intern who still thinks floppy disks are 3D-printed save icons.

First day in, he’s like, “Bro, let’s rewrite this in Next.js! Microservices! Serverless! AI!”

Son, this code has been running longer than your TikTok attention span. It doesn’t need scaling, it needs to keep working.

But nooo, he wants TypeScript. He wants to Dockerize a Hello World. He saw a YouTube tutorial and now thinks Java is dead.

I asked, "Why do we need microservices?"

Silence. Blank stare. You could hear a single thread in our monolith peacefully executing a transaction.

Then he mumbled something about "scalability" and "modern architecture"—like we’re running a billion-dollar SaaS, not a POS that’s been happily running since the Nokia ringtone era.

Microservices? Buddy, our biggest spike is the Sunday brunch buffet reservations when the retirees remember they have grandkids. Sit down.