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- Hey, I need to do X and I need your department to do it.
- "We can't do X, this is against company policy!"
- Oh, sorry, I didn't know. But I will have to justify it to my boss, can you point me to where in the policy it says you can't do X?
- "No I can't, it won't be there. It is just common sense"
- Wait, what? You saying you can't do something because it is against the company policy even though there is no restriction against it in company policy?!
- "Other companies don't do it either"
- I will need you to say that in writing, I need to explain it to my boss.
- "Our email server is FUBAR"
- It can be hand-written
- "I can't give a declaration in name of my department!"
- Wait, so you can interpret company policy any way you want, make decisions regardless of what the policy actually says but you can't own up to it in writing?!?
- "..."
- ...

(Some context: I've been emailing them about X for more than a week. Just got crickets for a response. Not even an evasive coward response, just no answer at all. And calling them leaves no paper trail. Fucking oxygen thiefs)

For fuck sake, are non-tech departments always filled with complete morons?!? Does anyone have ever worked with smart, or at least minimally-coherent non-tech people?!?!
Seriously, does anyone there have some story about some non-stupid non-tech/analog/muggle coworker?!?
I'm inclined to think that anyone who can think systematically is either working in tech or not working at all.

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  • 0
    Out of context, both sides could be wrong. I'm still not sure which was your part of the conversation.
  • 0
    I had to explain to non tech people in an external company how they have to do their work. I do not believe of intelligent life forms in non tech departments either.
  • 0
    I've encountered this political nonsense in supposed tech workers

    they held the title but I wouldn't say they held the skills
    and yet, they were still hired to be supposed experts

    ... now if you root your phone and get their consent to record or the laws are fine with one consent you could just record the phone call
  • 0
    @jestdotty I believe managers don’t become managers because they’re good at the technicalities, but rather in leading other people
  • 2
    @Chewbanacas probably just power hungry I think and want to have the authority people can't say no to without annoying consequences like being fired for insubordination

    judging from a bunch of stories

    then they sit there and halt a whole department to death, because it becomes a revolving door, and the company is told by them "there is just no good help to find!"
  • 1
    @usr--2ndry I mostly needed them to fill out some forms and produce some documents (that are well within their purveyor). All as a part of my actual task.
  • 0
    To play devil’s advocate 😈

    It is common that there is no detailed document called ”company policy” with all the rules. I do not know of such a document at my company. But over the years some employees have built a perception of what is against company policy - based on stuff like statements from the high ranking managers.

    One example from my company: a few years ago in my country - some competitor accidentally posted news like ”The President is Dead” in a CMS they thought was a staging CMS. And some personal data was leaked because someone used a public sharing service to quickly send info to a stressed customer.
    Our CEO commented on these incidents and said we should never do that. We stick by it - Yet I’m not aware of any ”company policy document”

    PS: I’m sure your request was nothing like that - so my post will seem
    dumb. But just saying.
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