@dfox

What does it take to give us some hope the spam around here can be controlled or removed by some power users?

Shit is getting out of control!

I'm pretty sure my ability to -- has been revoked again so that's no longer an option.

Reporting spam doesn't seem to do anything either 🤷‍♂️

https://devrant.com/rants/10381484/...

https://devrant.com/rants/10381472/...

https://devrant.com/rants/10381262/...

It's a shame devRant has gone to hell, but as the moderation seems to be non existent now in a time it's desperately needed, today I kill my ++ subscription.

This was the first community and probably the last I actually thought was worth investing in and making the most of, but it turns out I lost that gamble.

It's a shame really, this place used to be the absolute highlight of my day, you guys... and of course ladies, got me through a lot in life and a lot in my career and I'll appreciate the good times, but these days; well I don't even feel good about supporting this place, how the turns have tabled.

😕

Free to good home.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/...

Code: B85LX-ITFZR-GB3P

If you can guess the last digit you can have it.

If you ever think your job or stack absolutely suck ass.

Just remember there's someone still working with ColdFusion in 2023.

And that's a wrap.
Chatgpt has had its data breach!

https://securityweek.com/chatgpt-da...

For the green dots that keep asking "how do I code this in Python"

https://fanatical.com/en/...

What is it with over qualified, over certified consultants that go around spouting "best practises", and then come delivery time, have the most absurd bullshit that a junior with 3 weeks of knowledge in a particular subject would know what you just served up is nothing more then a pile of shit that will not be deployed even if your livelihood depended on it.

... Monday gonna be fun!

Who wants a steam game?
Apparently I already have these 😅

See comments below.

The things people do...

Let's add a virtual tamagotchi to vsCode.

VsCode pets anyone?
https://github.com/tonybaloney/...

Happy 2023, may all your gym memberships be worth while, this time🙃

On a serious note though, what's your goto blogging platform these days?

Beyond Wordpress because well, let's not trigger PTSD for some of us, what are you gals and guys using in 2023?

I can't even deal with this. We just deployed a new update to our system, and everything was going smoothly. And then, out of nowhere, we started getting a bunch of error messages and user complaints.

Why do these things always happen? We spent hours trying to figure out the source of the problem, and it turns out it was because we didn't do enough testing before the deployment. Are you kidding me?

I know that testing can be time-consuming, but seriously, this is ridiculous. It's frustrating when something like this happens, especially when we're under a tight deadline. And to make matters worse, we had to roll back the deployment and start all over again. I just want to throw my computer out the window.

Uuuugghhh!

1,2,3,4 I declare an AI war!

Free steam key for who ever sees it.
YKYW9-YR762-xXXx

<!> and it's gone <!>

Half way through a 2 hour deployment, and a fucking test fails.
Yes, it takes 2+hours to run the tests.

Rerun in test environment: pass
Rerun in prod: pass
Rerun changed test in prod: fail..

Why, why you got to hate me for?
I love it when production is the place where config gets changed.

Forgive me devLords, for I have sinned.

Today, I took while() loop and made it true, it was a dirty ordeal, however it's not entirely my fault, you see the api I called doesn't have a webhook of any kind and doesn't return results in real time either, you have to poll for them..... so here I am writing while(true){} to poll for results that could take seconds or even hours to finish.

😟

It's Friday, I've done 3 different stack deployments to production and nothings broken!!!

i understand some developers like to write wrapper functions to handle tedious things, I even understand how to write dynamic SQL queries, but for the love of fucking god and sanity, NEVER FUCKING DO THIS!!!!

Yes its PHP, but its not even bad PHP, its a fucking abomination from hell of PHP.

Anyone still using Lastpass?

https://blog.lastpass.com/2022/08/...

Most useless feature?

Any this business seems to think is the next great way to make their lives easier - by adding 500 more steps into an already complex series of cowboy processes.

I love and hate my job some days 🤦‍♂️

Who doesn't like free* games?
I like me some prime day games!

https://gaming.amazon.com/home

* Amazon Prime subscription required.

That glorious moment when you remove a function from your Javascript.

is_internet_explorer()

It's one job was to detect and prompt a user about not using IE on this shit for a stain website - ironically built for IE 😂

You sir, will not be missed 🥳

Here we go again.

GitHubs copilot goes live and Amazon introduces their own.

https://aws.amazon.com/visualstudio...

Confucius says: not everything that can be done tomorrow, should be done today.

Let's just say it was an extension of the shit show that occurred this week and sweep it under the rug 🤐

Happy fucking Friday!!!

Does anyone use pushover.net or know a reliable / cheap push notification app with an api behind It?

Im trying to setup some monitoring alerts back to my phone, using slack / teams etc for personal projects seems pointless.

Emails are currently being sent but this relies on me actually looking at them and I tend to miss a few important ones. 😂

Not to worried about daily / monthly limits, it's going to be < 20 notifs a day kind of thing on a terribly bad day.

Urgh, fucking excel!
Why the fuck can't you handle a few thousand calculations you dumb ass piece of shit.

I am this close to... fuck, it crashed. 🤦‍♂️

I fucking give up.
Time to strap this data to a DB instead.

For everyone here who already fails at css, I have some bad news for you.

CSS-4 coming to a browser near you!

https://www.w3.org/TR/selectors-4/

@dfox

Notifications are busted again!
++ still come through, but mentions are dead 🥲

Anyone seeing the same thing?

Should I be afraid right now?

Dev: can I swap out an existing UI framework from this codebase for a completely different one, because it doesn't do the small enhancement I've been tasked to do?

Me: ...............

please lord, give me strength in these pressing times.

Ok you fucks that don't believe in documentation - me included.

Document your shit, because one day, one day some dumb fuck is going to have to recreate your over engineered bullshit of a system and scale it up.

What would fucking be useful right now is ANY god forsaken insight into what in the flying fuck your code is doing, or not doing, or why it makes queries to a database with no fucking records in it 🤦‍♂️ and then attempts to use that data... in case it did exist.

There's nothing like unpicking a mess of bullshit, and documenting it, and then have to remake it on a new platform.

Documention saves lives kids, maybe your own life one day😬

You know what, fuck microshit to fuck town and back again.

What part of disabling "allow the computer to turn of this device to save power"

DO YOU NOT FUCKIJG UNDERSTAND!

MY FUCKING USB'S ARE GOING FUCKING MENTAL SWITCHING ON AND OFF LIKE A DRUNKEN HOBO YOU COCK FUCKS.

my week is a complete and utter shit of a week as it is, I don't need this bullshit on top of it too.

#Microsoft, fix your fucking shit already!