Apparently you need to enable the basic zoom in feature of mouse wheel up + ctrl in intellij. Why isn't it turned on by default? Arghhh

Javafx is annoying as fuck.
I still don't know how to add a scrollbar to a vertical box. Why can't it be like visual studio? Just drag and drop.

Last time I worked with SVN was in 2014. Today I cloned a project, 30 minutes still downloading files.....

I tried to use a vscode extension generator and filled in name as publisher, this is what I got...
Another reason to hate JS.

!Rant
I am now on my official first job as a software engineer.
What do you guys do as consultants?

I also defended my MSc last week.

A colleague of mine:
God damn, my application is racist.
Me: why?
Answer: It doesn't see enough white.

When you are from Bulgaria and work in the Netherlands. Something your colleagues should know xD

!rant
Starting Eclipse be like:

What is your experience with Eclipse?
Please share.

The best CS professor is the one that I introduced devRant to. He liked it so much, that he is now doing a study about it with one of my friends.

!rant
Going to negotiate my starting salary as a Junior Engineer/Consultant in 30 minutes.
Wish me luck!

!rant
Girlfriend doing her first IT internship:
"I think I got the roto virus"
Me: "Disconnect LAN cable and turn off PC, so that you do not infect the entire company's network".
GF: "Why would I do that, it's my body that feels bad".

It was my birthday recently, so I ordered myself some PC parts and built my first PC.
Unfortunately my 350-Plus motherboard and Ryzen 1700 could not get my RAM to 3200 Mhz, only 2966 :( :( :(

So I just installed Windows 10 and decided to download GeForce Experience and got this through Microsoft Edge.
I tried Opera, same result. My friend told me to zoom out with Opera and then suddenly it worked. WHY?!?!? Since when is a newly installed Windows with bad resolution a mobile device or something? Can you please explain?

I was on the beach with my work laptop in my backpack in sleep mode. I lifted the backpack and saw water dripping out. The stupid plastic water bottle had failed. Let's hope that my master thesis is still alive. Pray for the HP.

During the first week of my internship colleagues were bringing me coffee. Then they started nagging and taught me how to do it for them too.

! Rant
Got a new phone, installed devrant first.

!rant
Last night my girlfriend was extremely happy to make her first Android hello world application.

Today is my fourth try to pass advanced algorithms. Wish me luck.

!rant
Monday morning starts with an exception at Utrecht bus station. How did your day start?

I told tech support to install java, he installed jre. Maven needs the Jdk.Off to his office again.

A deadlock a day, keeps the application away. Heard it in the office today.

!rant maybe
I open devrant to read some Dev jokes and I see ladies discussing bra stores. WTF???
P.s nothing wrong

Eclipse's save as image file is so bad that it even eats up the letters from source and target after exporting.

Yesterday was my deadline for a programming project at uni and my laptop charger exploded when I started working.

Commented all of my code. More than 1000 lines, teacher didn't read it....

Today one of the team members went to a client meeting and spoke to him WHILE HUGGING A PILLOW

Writing the grammar for my very own domain specific language. Yohooo

like this post if your gf or wife is also a programmer

My group set up a Linux Dev server. We got hacked by Chinese hackers. We set it up again but even more secure with only people inside the uni can access it. We got hacked again.Turns out one of the modules in a container was using an outdated CentOS version. P.S The malicious file on the server was called kk.love.

When you open devRant to check some jokes but all you see is some stupid apple products.