When you get a raise and promotion but you get indirectly told that it wasn't well deserved and now you'll have to up your game to justify it. :-/

Sorry if this seems off topic but I think a lot of devs like Daft Punk. So here's their majestic portrait from TheWeeknd's "Starboy" music video.

"Endpoint Security" software. Those bloody little resource hoggers.

L33t-speak

Yesterday: I know exactly how to model this problem.

Today: WTF was I thinking?

Tomorrow: I know exactly how to model this problem.

She runs C shells by the seashore.

Googled "prevent memory leaks in delphi".
Came across a library called TCondom.
Talk about naming your classes aptly.

When you mount an Amazon S3 filesystem...

To get unstuck, do a brief context switch. Let your brain process the problem in the background.
My preferred mode of context switch? Gossip over snacks.

Monday motivation.

Our team moved to scrum a while back. But everybody still does story point estimation by mentally assigning 1 story point for each day of work it would require. :/
On top of that, management compares the performance of two *different* scrum teams based on the story points they finish in a sprint. ://

Java developers wear glasses because they can't C sharp.

*grabs popcorn*

Hackathon going on at my workplace. It's midnight and still NOT feeling tired. 🙌