manager tries to find someone available for a long hard task..

Me:

How often do you clean your iMac's screen ?

Me : null

A big part of the code of my project is done in French

all but one small part, which is English. But uses also some French methods and names.

So when you have an error because you put "Objet" instead of "Object" because it's in French

When the notification icon shows you an important number :3

@Baguette is apparently a professional sleeper, please teach me, I need an expert in this domain, I can't stand going to work with barely 4~ hours of sleep / night

Hi, what is the average salary of developers in your country.

For me : i'm junior UI/UX designer and front end developer in Paris, working for Parisian digital consulting agency 35hrs a week

Annual salary 30k €
Adding to this :
Daily meal ticket 8,8€
Insurance
50% of transport ticket's price is refunded
And many other stuffs and don't even remember.

Knowing that Paris is an expensive city.

How about you people ?

So a friend / batch-mate in our accelerator asked me if I was okay with installing a monitoring software for a client our startups are collaborating for. And the said client was ranting how I've been appearing offline to him since morning...

Bitch I'm already letting you monitor my shit from morning to night, I don't need your French ass snooping around what I'm doing outside of office hours.

Fucker.

I'm the only one who open YouTube looking for a tuto but end up watching weird stuff and forget why the hell I'm watching YouTube !!!

Hi,
Maybe this question has been asked before..But

What music or radio you listen to ( if you do ) while working ?

Do you have any recommendations? Share pls

For me I mainly listen to Deephouse mixes or piano complications

Soundcloud && YouTube