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Favourite Programming Quote - Whats yours?
"A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things." - Bill Bryson26 -
How the fuck do people have an amazing GitHub profile full of contribution while still working and having a social Life??
Am I missing some secret or trick?
This struggle is real...15 -
If you ask a programmer to do something once in a while, they'll end up doing it forever.
So, DON'T.4 -
Some do it with coffee, some with tea, some in their house, some in a cafe, but I do it in a shawarma restaurant while eating a shawarma!17
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Teacher (while teaching about storage mechanisms): What do you use a CD for?
Me: Umm... Change Directory?6 -
CAN SOMEBODY STOP THE TIME FOR A WHILE!!!
I HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO AND TOO LITTLE TIME!!!
FML!
PS. WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN DEVRANT?4 -
Found this guy by accident while searching for some render, mind blowing what you can do in excel.
https://youtube.com/watch/...
https://youtube.com/watch/...
https://youtube.com/watch/...26 -
So what do you do for a living?
- I fix shit. While i do that, i break some other shit and then i fix that shit.2 -
Getting paid for my work.
Just because I'm a student, people assume I'll do everything for free and "exposure", while they make money off of my code8 -
Do you as a developer use
1. Noise cancelling headsets
2. Music
while working?
If music, what kind or genre?
Personally, I listen a lot to Electronic Ambience/Chillstep.55 -
While not entirely related, I've been looking for new jobs lately and its starting to really fucking annoy me that I see front end requirements in nearly every goddamn backend dev position I come across 🤬
My front end skills are bad and while I do understand its necessity, I don't give a single fuck about it personally.19 -
While I have no idea what to do with it, I discovered that the domain deathtoclients.com was available for purchase.
I'm sure I can come up with something fun to entertain my free time.3 -
Worst disturbance while working?
Putting headphones on for 1 minute. and colleges start waving and asking stuff every 10 minutes.
and when you do not respond, the more waving intensify and whistling and when you take off your headphones..
They ask:
What do you think of the weather today?3 -
The music I hear while coding can describe my current mood:
Dubstep and other electronic music -> chilled and focused
Movie soundtracks -> everything I do today is working fine
Anime Openings/JPop -> in desperate need for motivation
Metal -> why is that son of a code not working?!
What kind of music do you listen to while coding?17 -
Neighbor: So what do you do for work?
Me: I'm a software engineer.
Neighbor: Oh I don't even know what that means. What exactly do you do?
Me: I write code for Fortune 500 companies while sitting on my couch in my underwear.1 -
Today at work while reading legacy code:
do {
...
} while(false)
Wanna cry and laugh at the same time22 -
me when I complain that Win10 update is so fucking slow and someone suggests that I do a puzzle to exercise my brain while I wait3
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- Hey how are your fingers today, do they still hurt?
- They're OK, why do you ask?
- Oh, then it must have been your lack of programming skills which made me puke while looking at your code.1 -
What's the most rediculous questions you've been asked?
*While studying logic gates and binary at Uni* What's this got to do with computers?4 -
Tutanota.
It's very functional while providing great data protection/privacy features at the same time.
And it's free by default! (although I do pay for a premium account)7 -
Getting hit by a car while cycling and forced to stay in bed for a couple weeks so all you do is code surprisingly good programs and websites for being on morphine7
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!dev
Sucks how the society pressures people into to stupid, irrational shit.
For the last time, I DO NOT WANT TO HOP THE BANDWAGON.
while(1) {
head.bang(table);
}27 -
what do you listen to (music, podcasts, etc...) while coding?
being a musician, i find it difficult to listen to music while coding because i find myself concentrating on the music instead.21 -
!rant
What better thing to do than explore devRant while nervously waiting for the bride in the day of your wedding...8 -
A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things.2
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How tf do I explain my manager that I simply can't change the damn response coming from a 3rd party API without hurting his fragile ego but while also using crayons.4
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Coding without coffee is like driving without wheels: you can do it for a while, but you won't get far and you'll leave chaos in your wake.1
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I found my friend's terminal on.
Did an experiment:-
while true; do
firefox
done
I was so sorry for his laptop.11 -
My one goal is to build something that lets me stay at home with my lil girl all day. Have been thinking about my own company for a while, there are 2 software companies in town with very weak tech stacks. I know I am better and can do better. So my goal is to build my own company and hire enough people to take care of it while I spend more time with my daughter. I get sad when I have to drop her off at the daycare while me and the wife have to go to work. All I want to do is be with my family.11
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What's your favorite IT podcast, and do you listen while programming?
I follow:
Linux action show,
linux unplugged,
late night linux,
home assistant podcast.
Most of the time on about 1-1.5x speed.11 -
Job hunting is not the best thing to do while being in the imposter syndrome phase.
Especially if one is an imposter.5 -
Just tried physically removing the RAM of my PC while playing a YouTube video on Linux and on Windows. What do you think, what was the difference?20
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You aren't qualified to be lead dev he says while calling, emailing, and texting daily to ask me how to do high level developer type stuff. Seriously.
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Do you ever look back at something you built a while ago and think "oh hey, that's cool.... how the hell did I do that"?!5
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WHILE DOING SOME PROCESS, SOMETHING HAPPENED THAT INTERRUPTED MY PROCESS AND HAD ME EXPRESS AN EMOTION OF ANGER! DO YOU ALSO EXPERIENCE INTERRUPTIONS THAT CAUSE ANGER, FELLOW HUMANS?10
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My tinder date is playing journey on a ps4 pro 4k tv while i am taking a shit right now.
Needed something for her todo while i do my buisness...3 -
As for programming: (will do a cyber one later)
Don't *ALWAYS* only study/learn programming solely for learning it as this can be demotivating at times, find a cool project to do and learn while developing that!
This is how I learned programming in a fun way :)5 -
That moment when you've tried everything and nothing works and the only logical thing left to do is post a question on stackoverflow;
&wait;
&obviously rant on devRant while you wait;5 -
It fucking pisses me off when people compare experience as a benchmark of his performance or knowledge while hiring for job and even salaries depend on that. How do you know that, that guy has jerked around while the younger guy with less years of experienco would work better and harder.
What is your experience with people like that?10 -
I found it funny that we're actually debugging our code on prod. (while the client is using the system)
Looks like I'm playing minesweeper. 😂
ps. will never do it again
pps. don't do it
ppps. you should not4 -
What kinda music do devs usually listen to while working? My friends (devs) say I'm weird.
Idk, but I listen to slow melodious songs. Am I upsetting the order of things and breaking unspoken, universal laws by listening to Birdy or Ed Sheeran while coding!24 -
So my church has ask me to do their website (: kinda excited haven't done a project like this in a while8
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Came across 'var3' and 'var15' while debugging Hybris. What the actual fuck SAP, since when do you hire preschoolers to code.1
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$whiteWalkers = 0;
$text = 'HOLD THE DOOR';
$textLength = strlen($text);
$maxChars = 13;
while {
echo substr_replace($text, '' $maxChars/2, $textLength-$maxChars);
} do ($whiteWalkers < 8);
echo 'Hodor...':
Poor Hodor 😢7 -
Protip: don't drink gin and try to install stuff on a client's NAS while logged in as root.
Thank god I changed my mind and decided to do this another time...2 -
When play store literally knows how to kill your time by recommending devRant while you actually are supposed to be studying why you do this to me1
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"The work you do while you procrastinate is probably the work you should be doing for the rest of your life. " - Jessica Hische12
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I am using do while ONLY on programming exercises. And do not remember a single case I have used it for anything real.5
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Random guy at work pushed this to production today...
var i = 0;
do { // DO NOT DELETE THIS! }
while (i < 1);
....
doImportantThing();
And my boss keeps saying code reviews are overrated, lol.2 -
do you guys code while you're sick??
I'm affected with this flu and I don't even want to open my laptop! -.-14 -
while true; do
echo "Drop everything this $LATEST_TICKET is your highest priority now!"
sleep(3600)
done1 -
Do you also get satisfied when programming certain things and just feel awesome while doing it?
For example I always get a strange satisfaction when I'm writing JSON...3 -
There's this little, self-loathing sigh I do every time my program locks up because I forgot to iterate inside a while loop
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In college while submitting the java application project to the teacher.....
Teacher : The project is really great son, but do tell me how does your code work.
Me :2 -
Python syntax is almost like KARMA! 😒😓
Karma is "what you do is what you get" while
Python syntax is "what you see is what you get"1 -
Ever turned the music off when facing a serious problem while coding? I do it too when driving in busy traffic. At least turn the volume way down.2
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Error: ID 2 is out of range (0..64)
How???
Did maths change while I was asleep?
Do I need an update?2 -
Do you guys find strolling through super markets and putting things in the basket one by one while crossing them out of list therapeutic
Am I weird?12 -
It's 23:00 and I'm too fucking tired to do anything but sleep.
How the fuck you people stay up all night and even develop cool stuff while doing so is beyond my understanding.4 -
My boss just yelled at our devops guy because he caught the DO intern watching Twitch while he was eating lunch at his desk. Why even care?2
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Do you listen to music while working and if so what type of music? I personally only listen to instrumental music (mostly jazz and hip-hop) becouse music with vocals makes me crazy!16
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If you ask yourself "hm, what does this button do?" while on an important project: DO. NOT. TOUCH. THIS.
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//How To Don't Get Spoilers
<?php
$newGoTEp;
$seen;
do {
turnOffInternet();
} while ($newGoTEp == true && seen == false);
?>
😂😂😂2 -
Xcode's taking an eternity to just archive a build. And what's worse is that the whole system turns sluggish, can't do anything else while archiving.4
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Things common people do while in the toilet:
Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, Games, etc...
Things I do while in the toilet:
DevRant3 -
Name The Song.
One a side note, what do you listen to while coding? Do you need absolute silence to code?23 -
Think before you do. Both in life and while developing it'll safe you time.
You should also try not to overcomplicate things.1 -
I can barely code properly while sober. Why would I introduce drunkenness into that equation? If drinking impairs driving heavy machinery, by what logic would it do anything to improve writing code?4
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Manager: These estimates are wrong
Me: Why?
M: These shouldn't take too long
Me: Well you asked me to make those while I was busy with the mess design did.
Jr frontend: Manager is right. They shouldn't take too long.
*me knowing jr doesn't know the system nor coding standards*
Jr: I'll fix mine to get a more accurate estimation. Do you want me to do yours?
* Me thinking f*ck no*
Me: Just do yours.
M: Ok. Then we are settled.
He just wanted me to fit a 10 week project into 6 weeks while I carry the Jr and was complaining I didnt do it well.
Fml5 -
Do you guys have tips for job hunting while still employed? My current company doesn't allow sick leaves without medical certificates and doesn't allow simple "headaches". How do you guys make time for interviews?8
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Update on me is that I am trying to do a DevOps Master's while trying to find a way to go to Canada for personal reasons - will not elaborate further on the latter.8
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What music do you like to listen while pooping?
I for one like Moby. "Ooooh Lordy, trouble's so hard, oooh Looor[*pause*]dyyy, my trouble is hard"5 -
> be me, working while at the beach
> SO: " hey, do you want me to make a bracelet?"
> me: "sure, make me whatever, something that fits me."
> what I get is picrel.
Damn true6 -
#!/bin/bash
while :; do
ps -ef | grep -iq [s]ymantec && for i in `ps -ef | grep -i [s]ymantec | awk '{ print $2 }'`; do sudo kill -9 $i; done
sleep 1
done9 -
Which playlist do u guys use while programming? I listen to this on Spotify. It's really good!
https://open.spotify.com/user/...5 -
Rant!
Others: hey, can you do this?... //details scrapped
Me: (after thinking a while) yes.
Others: Perfect! Can it be done like 2 days ago?
My mental image: throws my laptop to he/her face while shouting if it's so easy you should fucking do it!1 -
An incomplete list of 2018 personal dev goals:
* do more web development (It's fun. In a crude way.)
* finish the smart lamp I started building in 2016 ...
* fix up more electronic devices while learning their inner workings
* learn Python and some other language
* get myself a blog again
* get that testautomation thing which is haunting me in my dreams already to production
* be more relaxed
* do some home automation while not cursing all that much -
Fucking love how one-liner packages are breaking basically the entire JS ecosystem every once in a while. Why the fuck do you add one-liner packages as dependencies in your code?9
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Do you have those little success moments while coding? Like the feeling of avoiding a new bug because of a test failing 😍2
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Pouring yourself the most epic glass of juice only to forget where you put it because your mind was running on why the do...while loop only ran once.
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While I’m here,
Do any of you know how I would start learning to develop iOS apps w/o an Apple computer?9 -
Best part of being a dev is able to do something I love everyday and able to feed myself while doing it.
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Do
{
// TODO: Do some proper naming
var myEgg = new Egg();
if(firstRun)
{
Paint(myEgg, red);
}
else
{
Paint(myEgg, randomPaint());
}
}While(isEaster()) -
I just called somebody beside me an idiot while the call microphone was on. Quick question: how do I dig a hole and bury myself?4
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Do you test your codes while coding or after completion?
I test while coding.
PS:- I'm web developer.15 -
This company have a group of three DB in their product. One DB consist of 130 tables, and they DO NOT HAVE ERD.
Better start one.....while I'm bored and do no have task yet.
~pokerface :|1 -
Working 40 hours per week while doing freelancer stuff and now a fking masters degree due september this year. How do you guys manage it? I dont know if I could do it all... Fuck it3
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Vacation starting tomorrow! I'm going to BlizzCon! How much do you want to bet I will be roped into doing some emergency work while I'm there??2
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*coffee time 5 issues*
*While solving issues 4 more issues*
*Total 11 new issues while leaving office*
Do testers realise the gravity of time?3 -
One thing that i found in common among most of rants was devs getting annoyed by people who interrupt them while coding, obviously it's because we love what we do while in most jobs they wish for someone interrupting them so they can stop working for a while
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1. Kids school compound while waiting for the kid
2. Stopping the car on the sidewalk during rush hour for a hot fix
3. Parking lot of a marriage
I do this a lot.5 -
The stupid shits I see...
Dt = dateadd ("s",5,now)
Do while Dt < now
Loop
WHY DO YOU NO THREAD.SLEEP ()?2 -
There are a couple really bad things I've seen other devs do.
One of those things is taking on managerial tasks while they are a dev in heart. Slowly kills them from the inside.2 -
!rant
So I've developed this weird habit of writing some important points while making college notes as HTML comments
Does anyone else do that?5 -
What music do you listen to while programming?
I personally listen to a lot of epic film music or metal, depending on my mood.14 -
!poll
wich music genre are you listening to while programming or do you prefer silence ?
me: hip hop in my native language17 -
Work on something else. Have nothing else to work, invent a feature and work on that for a while. Do something other than that specific problem and an answer will come to you.
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Worst thing about having internet during your holiday is receiving Slack messages.
Do people honestly expect that I’m gonna help fix their problem while I’m sitting at the pool?6 -
When you propose a project and your friend programms the funny parts that you seek forward to do, while you had no time to spare. 😭😭😭
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Local underpaid developer with stress related hair loss thinks of reasons to die while excessively paid boss looks over his shoulder and asks him if he can do some overtime.1
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My first time standing up and talking about something for an hour tomorrow. "Knowledge sharing" as if I don't do enough one on one...
Why must you have to do this shit to get promoted? Why can't managers trust that your good at what you do without the public cock sucking?
Back to my introverted rock for a while.5 -
who believes that the best way to learn something is practicing it even without a huge knowledge ?
I do the same with english
and I'll do the same while learning Agentspeak
an agent-oriented programming language3 -
A guy while in college, he did the work I hated and left me to do the design and coding. Straight A projects every time due to our excellent teamwork.
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> 9h05 AM
> Sit at my desk, time to work bitches, tomorrow's a vacation day!
> "Fuck Drupal, anyway where was I yesterday?"
> "Right, I needed to fix this load of crap"
> "Let's see what happens when I do this"
> Computer starts to overract
> Computer (Windows) is updating while running Virtualbox while handling a cancer mutated Drupal project
> Even the mouse is lagging like there is no tomorrow
> Manage somehow to make Windows reboot and update so he'll stop do shit
Currently posting this while said Windows is doing its thing3 -
To be able to work from anywhere on this planet as long as there is internet connection.
Travel the world while working, who else could do that without being told when to be where?2 -
Numbers (from mac) sucks big fucking time!
Its like assuming your retarded, I cant save a file .whatever without it trying to insert the fucking numbers extension...
While buying excel what do you recommend?1 -
Question:
in teams with backenders and frontenders, how do you guys coordinate introducing breaking changes to the API while the system is live ?15 -
Worst part of being a dev?
Explaining the issue simply enough for the business while not looking like im purposely dumbing down what i do.
"The thing failed to connect due to an issue on the service side. Think of trying to order taco bell while its closed for cleaning."1 -
f()
{
cd "$1"
git stash ; git stash drop
while git checkout HEAD^; do : ; done
for b in $(git branch | tail -n +2)
do git branch -D "$b"; git checkout -b "$b"; git push -f; done
for t in $(git tag); do git tag -f "$t"; done
git push --tags -f
}
for p in $(find "$HOME" -type d -name .git ) ; do f "$p"/.. & done10 -
Things you can do while npm/yarn install is running -
- Take a nap
- Go for a walk
- Read something
- Check social media
- Listen to music
- Watch videos5 -
The fuck arc why do i need to download your launcher for that to download neverwinters launcher i cant evem close arc's launcher while neverwinter is downloading throug the other launcher
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<?php
$i = -10;
do {
echo "The number is " . $i . "<br/>";
$i++;
} while($i <= 7);
?>
Just for the heck of it:p21 -
My teamleader blabbering about how I shouldn't listen to late shows with my earbuds while I work is rubbing me the wrong way.
"How can you focus while listening to them hurr durr", as if we didn't all do 20 tasks at once on a daily basis anyway.6 -
Is it normal, that certain cores on linux stay on 100% load whilst the others do nothing, this all while being idle.8
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To senior devs: How do you manage half a dozen projects at once and decide when to prioritize time and do the small tasks yourself and when to let your team members learn and let them take their time...all while you're working on something exhaustive yourself?
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Random: What kind of music do you listen to when working?
I'm sure a lot, if not most folks on this website have headphones on while coding.22 -
Why do node.js devs think it's okay to deprecate older functionalities while replacing them with barely-working ones riddled with bugs?
Is this a node.js community thing?14 -
How many of you guys actually do the eight finger touch typing? Is it common among younger devs? And for those who don't, how fast do you consider yourself while coding (like actual mechanical typing of code)?16
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What music do you prefer while writing / reviewing codes, that is, when you do not need immense concentration and can afford to listen to music?
I generally open a playlist of any band I like on youtube.6 -
How do you do java style oop with classes and inheritance and all that in c++?
Do I really have to make a header and a source file for each class?
And while we are on it: are there any sources of "famous" games written in cpp?8 -
What music do you devs listen to while coding?
I listen to Jazz, lo-fi, and other slow, melodic instrumentals with minimal/no vocals7 -
What do you do when the bsod bsods? Apparently one of the ram sticks died while the pc was running so windows died with it. It's a lovely thing to fix at Christmas at relatives.4
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Friday at 4 o'clock, just about to do my first commit of a new project and while I'm moving some files around I permanently delete at least 5 of them by accident 😩1
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Can anyone else here do tomorrows tickets in your head in its entirety while you are showering?
All I have left to do tomorrow is right the code.2 -
While I understand the IE/Edge hate, why do people hate Opera so much?
Moved from Chrome to Opera like a year ago and had awesome experience with it.
Is there anything I'm missing?11 -
while interviewing a 10 year experienced .net developer I asked, do you know Liskov substition principle.
And he was like 'what cow???'
Me: Faceslam!!!14 -
Alright my fellow devs and other tech related/adjacent people, we can easily glean from your rants and profiles what you do while developing. But I want to get to know the person behind the screen. After all we aren't our jobs.
So, outside of software development and related activities, what do you do in your spare time?7 -
Well I got a degree as a chemist 🙄. Not something I would do for 40 years but for a while it's okay2
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Ideas of things to do while you're running `npm install`: - Make some coffee - Clean your house - Write a book - Text your parents - Balance your portfolio - Go for a run - Play Monopoly3
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When you're new at a startup, never do overtime before you're regularized.
Enjoy going home early after work while it lasts. ;) -
My academic life.
Because it has nothing to do with programming whatsoever. And yes, this month is final exam month. While I am here thinking about my programming project 😂😂 -
A lot of people listen to music while coding, so do I. But what do you listen to? I listen to a lot of Linkin Park and Fall out Boy.7
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Why do people go on lunch break while we are in the middle of hotfixing on a production site?....13
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I kinda miss the do while loop. It seems it fell out of style, compared to a for each or a while. I always feel a bit guilty when IntelliJ tries to autocomplete the do while loop and you just want a variable that starts with do.2
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Parents were supportive in that they forced me to go to college, but let me do whatever I wanted while there.
Pretty sure they still don't really know what I do.1 -
Each proffs at university use sth like this
DO {
theStudents();
HardnessofprojectsandExams*=2;
}while(numberOfStudentDroppedthecourse < numberOfStudentstookenthecourse*80%);2 -
tmux new -d -s 'fuck putin'
for i in 80 443; do tmux new-window -t 'fuck putin' -n $i "while :; do nmap mil.ru -p $i & done"; done
while :; do killall -9 nmap; sleep 2; done3 -
Interview: "We provide on going training for all our developers."
After hire:
do
{
// lie to employee
Console.WriteLine("We'll have to schedule some training for you.");
// wait 30 days
System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(2592000000);
}
while (IsEmployeeStillWorkingHere()) -
When a bugs comes out and you are not able to fixed
Do you start talking to your self ?
Being talking to my self for a while......7 -
Hi,
Maybe this question has been asked before..But
What music or radio you listen to ( if you do ) while working ?
Do you have any recommendations? Share pls
For me I mainly listen to Deephouse mixes or piano complications
Soundcloud && YouTube9 -
Some of my fellow comp sci majors, while very nice and friendly, are completely socially oblivious. It's cringey but I try to bite the bullet and interact with them normally, even when uncomfortable to do so, but man do I wish they could catch a hint.3
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How do you guys deal with looking for a new job while still working at your current job?
I’ve been having to sneak out of the office for phone interviews. Not fun…2 -
Well i managed to finish a pet project after a very very long time while drunk coding for the first time. Def gonna do it again 12/104
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Feels good to be able to clean up code! Just changed an ugly 5-line while loop into a clean 2-line do-while. Now I just need the rest of my program to work 😂
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Do your research and be as detailed as possible when writing questions for StackOverflow. Often you will find your answer while trying to research or test your problem.
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This week, the only team members working is our Team Lead and Project Manager. While I respect what they do I can't help wondering what the heck they are being paid to work on while no one else is around.5
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#!/bin/bash
# An ideal work day
# Wake up naturally, keep sleeping until I won't wake up as a zombie
TIMETOWAKEUP=$(while ps -eo state,pid,cmd | grep "^Z"; do sleep 1; done)
# Work, between 9AM - 5PM, weekdays only!
TIMETOWORK=$(while [ $(date +%H) -gt 09 -a $(date +%H) -lt 17 -a $(date +%u) -le 5 ];
# Do cool work and get paid, every second.
do $COOLWORK && $GETPAID; sleep 1; done)
# Home
TIMETOCHILL=$(while $ATHOME;
# Do cool work, without getting paid, and spend money made from $TIMEATWORK
do $COOLWORK && $SPENDSPENDSPEND; sleep 28800; done)
$TIMETOWAKEUP; $TIMETOWORK; $TIMETOCHILL
# I don't get out much -
Quick questions for all the devs out there
What was the weirdest dev thing you've done/tried to do in the "real" world?
And/or
What was the weirdest "real" world thing you've done/tried to do while developing?1 -
What kind of music do you guys listen to while coding?
For some weird reason my concentration increases while listening to pop, which I usually hate.13 -
//Untold DevStories
do{
Writes most efficient code.
.
.
Feel proud of himself.
.
.
delay(1 month)
.
WTF was I thinking before writing it.
}while(1)1 -
I didn't do it but one of my coworkers when he was new left his desktop unlocked while stepping away from it for a while. Another coworker changed the keyboard layout to Dvorak and locked it. The guy had to had to use his phone to look up Dvorak to get his desktop unlocked.1
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Why do I end up sleeping while reading design documents...
I need COFFEE.. When will this reading phase be over, and I would acquire all the knowledge the docs have and start doing coding.. -
Question for WSL users.
What's your workflow?
How do you edit the code from your IDE on Windows while the application is running in Linux?14 -
Relevant today. Remind me why I like this job? One month to do years worth of work while taking meetings and other projects.
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Jr a little low while trying to do some stuff. Took down the prod sql server for a while. Some disturbance but not the end of the world but she’s a little low.
I am like: GREAT WORK!!! NOW YOU ARE LEARNING!!! 💪
Time for cake and celebrations!1 -
!rant
What actions do you take to protect your privacy while browsing/working? What browser/browser extensions/other stuff do you use?4 -
Just had my first app idea request from a friend. How do I tell them I'm not interested while being sincere?7
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Ok guys what do you prefer for private repos and why?
GitHub, Bitbucket or Gitlab?
I prefer now Gitlab because it offers (I think) 10GB of free storage while others only offer 1GB.11 -
So it's been happening for a while now. My dual boot system just appears to have a feature: it auto boots into Ubuntu on restart.
And, I don't why but since 17.10 artful update whenever I press either up or down arrow keys while boot it shows me the log of whole procedure which is kinda nuts; I mean why would they wanna do that, this isn't '90s.
Do reply if I'm not alone.3 -
When you havent used your chromebook for a while and cant remember how to do a right click on the trackpad! :-(
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(eventually..... tap with two fingers in case anyone else is wondering...)1 -
ok you go to your fancy tiled cabinet to do some serious shit. how you pleasure yourself while doing it?
1. devrant algo
2. devrant recent
3. devrant wk
... something else?1 -
When a non-descriptive error occurs while uploading to a system and all you can do is incrementally remove your changes to deduce where the error started popping up
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What do you drink while you're programming?
Don't say "coffee, energy drinks", post the model/type.
I'm from Spain, and usually I drink this: http://coffee.wikia.com/wiki/...28 -
/*too lazy to convert times to Millis...*/
Private void day() {
try {
Do {
meeting();
while (currentTime < 5pm);
readAndRespond(email);
readAndRespond(slack);
readAndRespond(skype);
}
finally {
realWork();
}
}
private void meeting() {
Thread.sleep(30s); //I wish.
}2 -
When you used a whole Day to make a Ball kill a player, and All you had to do, was to allow collision while simulating physics.. Damn i stared myself blind on that shit!3
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I literally cried to the Lord while reading the Rego language reference. Man, that thing is HARD to grasp.
After a while I just gave up and switched to Windows (wanted to play) but Windows needed to apply an update thus I decided to reboot and while GRUB was counting down I decided to turn back to Arch and give a try.
I was heard, now this damn policies works and the Go code do not panic anymore.1 -
Worst coding style argument has to do with self-declaring a development style based on brand loyalty.
“I’m a Microsoft programmer” means I do whatever Visual Studio allows me to do while letting me avoid learning how the framework works. Okay everybody. Reset your IDE to the default styles so we can all be the same. Also mandatory IDE usage.1 -
Why is noone using Facebooks scandal to create new social network? Isn't it one of the best times in a while to do that?16
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advice: while learning a new programming language either do not be proud of your first accomplishment or do not look for solutions of other fellows afterwards.6
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while coding i listen to a combination of FKJ, George Duke, Lalah Hathaway, some snarky puppy ... i'm running out, please what playlist do you use while coding... send soundcloud or youtube urls too. thanks2
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Announcer: Its Tim the tooltip man!
Tim: Excuse me while I mansplain what this button is supposed to do.1 -
if(
bathroomrenovation &&
startdate < now() - 4 weeks &&
!showerisfitted
){
do {
print ("Where the f**k is my f**king shower!");
} while (delay);
}10 -
I am stressed out to the point that, when I am not I don't know what to do and I feel bored while I have a ton of things to get done, that I was unable to finish while stressed1
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Fellow devsmen who are parents, how do you manage to keep yourself sharp in your craft while managing your family life?4
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What are the mistakes / error one can do while creating a website ?
PS : Need to find out errors on existing website as a part of project13 -
I was wondering if it is allowed to crawl all posted rants on devrant to do some fancy data mining stuff while learning python. Any clue?3
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Back-end stuffs, while I know how to do front-end, but I choose not to.
But for freelance project i do full stack though. -
The fact that I might have to repeat my maths module is crippling my brain right now,even while I'm trying to do some programming.
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Something to keep you eyes occupied:
while true; do fortune | cowsay -f "$(find /usr/share/cowsay/ -iname "*.cow" | xargs shuf -n1 -e)"; sleep 10; done -
So I need some advice... I've been applying for jobs as a web dev for a while now but not so much as a bite. I think a large part of this is a lack of formal education. Do you think it's worth attending a class just for the certificate? Maybe do a bootcamp? If you got hired while being self taught how did you do it?1
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what do you listen and using what kind of services while programming? Share your playlist if you got one7
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Do you do overtime? How much? Do you think it "works"? I had 1 month of overtime a while ago, and I only noticed a stressed team for a tiny gain in speed. I know that if it went on for even longer I would've quit.4
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Guys, how frequent do you face distraction while working? Like while coding, I'm always distracted with my phone. I know i can just throw it far away, but I do this habit on browser as well by suddenly opening a new tab to browse fb, for example.
One way to get around this is by using Pomodoro technique. But that only works if I'm not reluctant to do so. Another one is by limiting tabs opened in firefox by using an addon.
ITT: How do you deal with distraction?1 -
Having to rebuild and start my Hybris server while learning the framework really kills my productivity... What am I supposed to do for ten minutes while it sorts itself out?
I miss the days compilation only took seconds... -
The one time I need to use Windows, it decides to update by itself and now I'm just sitting here, wasting my time because I can't do anything.
It even says 'This will take a while'
Apparently I can browse dr for a while now thdn3 -
Any medical marijuana users smoke while they develop? Do you find it that it negatively affects the quality of your work? Your throughput?2
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I want to emulate a dial input because skeuomorphism is cool. I thought it would be nice to freeze the mouse pointer while a dial is clicked so it doesn't wander off to the void while the user watches the dial value. Do you think this is a good idea? Also, is there any gui toolkit that allows this?4
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do
{
var requirements = ReadRequirements();
Code(requirements);
}
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Btw not only do i shit a lot i also piss a lot. Thats why i sit down while i piss. Im way too tired to stand and stare into the wall while pissing for 60 seconds. Boring. I must be entertained7
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You know those "door close" buttons in elevators that do nothing, but give impatient people something to do while they wait for the door to close on its own?
Devrant's -- button is the same, isn't it?8 -
When I lose motivation I either try to do other things or just sit it out while trying to force myself to work on projects, sadly it doesn't work sometimes
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Dont know why but on the occasion that i throw out a 'do while' snippet of code i chuckle to myself.
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So I have inherited a crappy Symfony 1.4 application and I need to rebuild the lucene indexes. Anyone know if it's safe to do this while users are in the application?2
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If I'm going to compare my love life to a looping statement, my do while is about to terminate. :(4
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Guys I am having a question for a long time....
Say you want to work while traveling. How do you handle monitors? I ideally want two big (not the small ones) monitors while working, however it's impossible to bring two monitors, one is heavy enough...
If one day some company invents some very very thin and foldable monitors I'll be very very happy.17 -
The music which I listen while programmimg <3
https://youtu.be/TkZmwoRy__c
It makes me feel like HACKERMAN while im only doing HTML/CSS stuff 😂
By the way... What music do you listen while programmimg?2 -
Is there an audience for this type of 'content'?
https://youtu.be/oBbhmzuZgi0
Been looking for something to do while on my breaks working at the grocery store.5 -
while !closing_time? do
drink_tea
check_error_logs
work_on_current_iteration
argue_with_junior
check_email
swap_to_another_project
hotfix_emergency_features
argue_with_senior
review_tickets
tell_client_about_delays
pee_on_the_hour
argue_with_boss
work_on_current_iteration
refactor_code
scratch_head
argue_with_past_self
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What's your business life like? Do you work at home (while being employed) or do you do you seperate private and business-related physically? -
Well I am new to laravel php framework I didn't use git while installing laravel now how do I integrate git into laravel1
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Anyone moved from GraphQL to tRPC? Thinking about doing that. I wonder about the struggles I might face while I do the refactoring.6
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How about, instead of bitching about how bad it is that something that I had nothing to do with doesn't work, actually listen to me while I try and fix it.2
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CAN ANYBODY TELL ME, WHAT YOU ACTUALLY DO WHEN YOU ARE NOT GETTING SOME LOGIC? AND WHEN DO YOU GET LOGIC? EXAMPLE, ME I USUALLY GET LOGIC WHILE I AM IN BATHROOM!10
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I seldom code without the music complimenting my mood lol. What artists do you guys listen to while working?7
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Was enjoying Windows 10 then got raped by forced Windows Update when I turned my computer on. It took a while, or at least it felt like a while. Can't do anything about it.5
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Wondering want kind of music do y'all listen while coding , tired of the coder playlist on YouTube5
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What music do you like to listen while writing tests, implementing feature, bugfixing, refactoring, coding, scripting?1
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So in checking over alot of my instructional videos and videos I took while traveling, damn do I say fuck alot lol
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Scrolling numbers in Spotify on a iPad while i was listening on the other side of the office while rebooting phone etc.
Best i can do is sticking a stickynote under a mouse. Fun for 0,5 sec -
If you are not happy with your job how do you decide to quit?
Do you think it's okay to go to interviews while you're working and when you get accepted let your employer know that you will quit once you're done with your current project.7 -
Now I get why people don't use Windows while developing Ruby... Always having an error with OpenSSL that doesn't let me do https requests...
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Sometimes, I saw some senior trying to rush thing on the juniors or the new comers. While those leads do less or absolutely nothing.
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I've had a linode server for a while now. And I'm only using 1% most of the time. Anyone have any cool ideas of what I can do with it3