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Pun of the day
Boss: I heard your colleagues hate dealing with code you wrote. Why?
Me: No comment16 -
Internet streaming website be like:
Oh no, you can't right click and save the video file on your computer!
*f12* *ctrl+f* *<video* *right click* *open in new tab* *right click* *save as*
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Just heard I will be a father for the second time!! Those devRant stickers will look great in the nursery!
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Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.11
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So I heard floor memes are cool these days. Here's mine with a bit of twist. Comic Sans, because it's beautiful.
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have
have you
have you heard
have you heard the
have you heard the one
have you heard the one about
have you heard the one about traceroute7 -
Heard the plumber yelling because of the work someone before him did on my heating system...
As a programmer:
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I heard that "options are options" so - maybe we should have even more options. What do you think?
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When anyone tells you some app idea you have already heard a thousand times, do you throw a OutOfFucksToGiveException?5
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Apparently they'd never heard of bools. The best part is the case check given that they define the string.
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Have you heard about the chicken distro?
Edit: I was joking but it's an actual thing https://launchpad.net/chicken-linux
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Distraction..........hmmm..........What is that?..........I'm sure I've heard that somewhere..........well..........Let me Google it!
And here we go again..........3 -
Sitting in an introduction to C++ class (I've been programming for 5 years but every job wants to see a degree even if it means taking boring intro classes)
I see the professor write code like this....
First: Ever heard of break;
Second: I know it's not wrong to write it like this but ever heard of spaces!!!!!!!
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What is it with this team and the developers it attracts. 2 devs joined and left, both had several years of experience, both couldn’t google an issue to save their lives and needed to be helped 24/7.
Now we are mentoring a PHD student for a piece of his project. Dude was left stumped by an error message that said “Can’t find file at path ...” because the path didn’t exist. He spent a few hours trying to fix it before asking for help.
How, HOW are people getting through college / university without being able to read, or debug such a simple fucking error message2 -
Forgot my password at school, say so, they tell me the password. Have they never heard about security?9
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You've perhaps heard of Blue Screen Of Death in Windows. But how about GREEN screen of death?
Driver issues goddammit.
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What's the most bullshit marketing term you've heard being used? Something that sounds flashy for a non tech client, but makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
I just heard "harnessing hyperconnectivity". The fucks that?3 -
My girlfriend heard me when I said to want the devRant's stress ball and she decided to compensate.
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Microsoft 2015:
Windows 10 is our last version.
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Microsoft 2021:
Have you heard of the new Windows 11?8 -
Last week somebody pitched me an idea to share documents, photos and other files. He never heard of Dropbox...
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Dude... have you ever heard about... enums? They were invented so that you don’t have to explain magic numbers.
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me: Have you heard of Murphy's law?
them: Yeah.
me: What is it?
them: If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.
me: Right, have you heard of Cole's law?
them: No, what is it?10 -
I heard the best joke lately!
What do vegans, crossfitters and linux users have in common?
oh wait, wrong forum...6 -
anyone aliased sudo to "please" ?
heard you wouldn't need root after that, computers are kind machines.5 -
Have you heard about Apple's new vacuum cleaner?
It's supposed to be the only Apple product that DOESN'T suck5 -
Because I work with computers all day, my friend automatically thinks that I know what every file type does, how to hack everything and fix every computer related issues...
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I've heard alot about decipline...
Tryed to apply it for thousend times but no use!
Need some help 😬1 -
As a student on platforms like these, hearing people talk about languages and concepts you've never heard of
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New job is going well overall, but...
Just overheard a conversation with two coworkers and heard them both say “jif”, unironically...6 -
Hey! Heard you like scams.
Seriously, what even is this? I heard about this, but didn't think it would happen to me.
Also based on what they want to be doing with another person's computer can also double as a botnet too.
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Which are one of the most badass , kickass, inspiring, jaw dropping quote about programming/coding/hacking which you have heard?24
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Heard this from my professor today-
" Focus on product not on technology"....don't know how true this is.4 -
I'm new to devRant, regretted never heard before. Always heard about stackOverflow community.
Happy to be here, sorry for joining in late.
Looking forward for better build, fun and code share :)5 -
The amount of dutch people on devRant around this time is crazy.
Let yourself be heard!
Dutch Devrant Dudes and Dudettes24 -
an IT student from same semester another section.
met because I was helping with a side project. and he happens to be there.
here's the interaction:
guy: heard ... u work for a company..
me: ya.. um web development
guy: never heard of that ...wheyyyyyy ....re is it!
me: ʘ‿ʘ3 -
"Why wait when you can ASYNC ":D
Heard this somewhere long back. Coming back to me now while learning node.5 -
When you heard your friend wants to recruit someone who can master R, Rails and Swift at the same time....
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"Racing condition, meet deadlock"
"Deadlock, meet racing condition"
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Okay, I’m confused. What’s this whole master/slave python thing everyone’s going on about and why haven’t I heard about it?4
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Anyone have experience using a keyboard layout other than QWERTY? I’ve heard the Dvorak layout is real fast to work with.5
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Started my internship as a webdev assistant in my college's IT team...
Ha...have you heard about ColdFusion?4 -
Me: "when do you need this for?"
Them: "yesterday!hahahahahahhah"
Me: " :| Never heard that one before"1 -
The first rule of networking: You can't claim that a message had been received until you have heard the reply.4
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I ask the professor from my last rant somehing about Spectre and Meltdown and he... hasn't heard of the exposure..4
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Finally selling my gtx 1070 and going to swap to AMD, just wanting to know if anyone has heard anything about the RX 590 finally playing nice with linux?
Heard it was causing a lot of issues, just don't want to buy it and have more problems than I am with NVIDIA at the moment!11 -
Confession: the first coiple of times I heard of openSUSE, I though it was a slang for "open source"2
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view-source:https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl
“Oh my GOD! I've heard of obfuscation, but this is just hell in text format!”5 -
"you've worked with nagios before haven't you? Can you give a presentation on it" 'sure' in the meeting: so tell us about opennms5
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Just heard about Malbolge and I just need to ask...why???
How border do you need to be to make something like this? And why?
I mean I heard about brainfuck , small and huh? before, but this is some next level shit4 -
It triggered me so much when I heard from my teacher that “first touchscreen devices has been sold since 2010”1
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For you metal coders:
https://youtube.com/watch/...
If you haven't heard this album yet it's worth a listen.1 -
So today my internship started and I'm to install virtual box and vagrant ok that's simple😊 now it's what comes after that's got me shitting myself laravel/homestead 😟 never heard of it 😨 themosis never heard of it and what the fuck is stylus... I got a lot of catching up to do3
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When u converted ur codebase to Kotlin all because you heard about it, but really have no idea what Kotlin is!5
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Never heard about devrant, seems a good community.
Should we post just about our programming problems or everything is okay?4 -
Has anyone used NoMachine before? I'm playing around with it now and wonder why I've never heard of it7
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Last week we heard all about the bad recruiters... Does anyone have good experiences with recruiters?5
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The Windows 10 Mobile division had just gotten together for after work beer, when they heard the latest sales numbers.
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Top 5 World’s Most Difficult Programming Languages
https://search.app.goo.gl/Yk8Mm
Never heard of any one of them,
how many u knew?6 -
Writing in cammelCase [or snake_case] means I have to press SHIFT quite frequently. Aaaaand now I have a sore pinky from pressing that right Shift all the time.
I've heard of the carpal tunnel syndrome.
Also heard of the student's elbow syndrome.
Is Shifting Pinky syndrome something we, developers, should call a thing? :)12 -
So yesterday I heard that after they let my previous contract expire, all other front enders also left... Awesum!
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I swear i just heard my computer breathing out deeply after i closed all of the unneeded browser tabs.1
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You've heard of Common Lisp! You've heard of Swift!
Now, it is time for Common Swift!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...1 -
Offence taking Siri. :)
"I heard what you said about the new macbook. You're grounded." deletes 4 apps. -
Anybody tried Yerba Maté? How does the stimulation compare to coffee? I need caffeine without coffee. I also heard about pills.6
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What's the funniest, coolest, programmer slang you've heard?
I love the Rubberduck, and Yoda Condition.. cracks me up :P3 -
Ported the dirtyc0w patch all the way down to kernel 3.2.13, that was fun 😀
Yeah, I've heard of LTS 😛 -
Heard in a meeting last week, let's should this product vs the other, their logo is a lot cooler :). wtf.2
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My roommate apparently discovered the magic of Wordpress. So much bashing to the desh I haven't heard for a while.
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Hey @we3D why am I just now hearing of Oberon programming language?… I feel like I’ve heard Pascal before you mentioned it, but to be honest… if I had, it was rare too. I’ve definitely heard of C… wth ETH Zurich been doing since the 80’s….2
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What is your biggest "if people heard me now without context, I'd be going on a trip to the authorities" moment?3
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"Version control......what is that? I never heard of it"
Words cannot express the shock I felt when I heard this from an interviewee for junior dev.
How the FUCK do you call yourself a developer you piece-of-shit when you don't know such an essential thing?????7 -
Just a small question for my own curiosity here.
Have you ever heard about the Oz programming language?8 -
Today I went to a restaurant and I heard some "developers" talking about games. They were talking about an unfamous MOBA game. And the next thing I heard was "I hate MOBA games.... There are too many players". I never went back to that restaurant.
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!devrelated
Anyone want to catch me up to speed about why some prominent users left? I heard there was drama...4 -
Started learning AngularJS today, then heard about Angular 2. So I have to ask what is the fridge between the two?4
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Just listened to Jabra Elite 75t. The best in-ears I’ve ever heard, and I heard a LOT of them.
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Old but Gold. One of the nerdiest things, I’ve ever heard🙃Must share it with you...
https://youtu.be/JimUMZTiAjo1 -
Ever heard of 'SemiCode OS' ? The new Linux distribution. It looks very promising. I can't wait to try it. ☺😃6
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This bit of code I wrote made me outwardly laugh. I'm losing my mind over here, and my team will look down on me and the stupid shit I'm doing.
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Golang is like Erlang
Noone ever heard of them and likely one project justifying their existence was written13 -
It's better to do mobile front end before desktop front end when implementing
Heard this offhand from somebody who heard it from someone else but didn't get any elaboration on why.
Anybody else heard something like this before and can explain why?8 -
Question for the community: what's the longest time you've had to wait until you've heard back for a dev job application?1
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Has anyone heard about University of Essex and their part-time online programs - PGCert, PGDip and Masters degrees for Computer Science?7
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Even if i normally don't belive thoose things, since i heard from the devil i cannot execute chmod 666...
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When you get banned from People Per Hour because you used a client's card for payment. Ever heard of outsourcing?
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Has anyone here heard of Ember, the JS framework? If so, would you say it's better than React and why?1
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I heard about guy who wrote frotend and backend on js
Later he was taken to the mental hospital, but... -
!rant
Anyone running Linux on a kabylake new razer blade stealth? I want a pretty ultrabook but I heard the stealth had some driver issues like for the mouse pad and cam.
I'm particularly interested in elementary OS but any info is appreciated. I heard fedora runs decently out of the box but that was on a skylake.1
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