Roses are red,
violets are blue;
If I were a query,
I'd SELECT * FROM you;

programmers pickup lines

Shitty pickup lines #1

Hey geeky girl,
Roses are #ff0000
Violets are #0000ff
I use hex codes, but I’d use RGB for you.

Yet to try it in real life.

Programmer Gosling taught me the best pickup lines I know.

Real and true story of me.
Friend : what was his first pickup lines that melt you ?
Me : nah, he was straight to the point
F : come on, you both always look romantic all the time. there must be something in the beginning. tell me more !
Friend : fine, he said "I Like you, can i i SSH you ?" so i replied "I'm not that complicated, sudo hug me"
F: i regret being your friend.

How to ask him/her out
Dev 101
You:
Do you know there are five different flavored coffees around the world?

Your crush:
No

You:
(Recite the names of all 5)

Your crush:
Okay

You:
The question is:
When are you going to have one with me?
;)

Future pickup lines.
...
(Some random conversation)
...
Girl :- So what do you do for a
living ?
Me :- Umm, I am a writer.
Girl :- Oh ! Wow, Awesome. What
do you write ?
Me :- Well, you know.
Code. I write code.

Comment your best developer pickup line...

here's mine...

I think you're exceptional, I can try & catch you.

Let's have some puntastic cheesy coding pickup lines in the comments 🌝 " are you github ? I've always wanted to commit to you " that's my take .. ( and I know it's bad ) let the creativity flow :)

Dev pickup lines:

Hey girl, I may not know your namespace but if you let me cin it'll turn you cout😉

Comment your best

I've come up with my fair share of dev pickup lines over time. I'm particularly proud of this one.

GitHub and SQL pickup lines.

What’s your worst pickup lines for devs?

How about this:
When my dick gets hard, it gets as hard as NP hard.

My friend one time asked me if my name was Wi-Fi... because he felt a connection

What's your best crypto Pickup line?

IT pickup lines?

"I'll let you look at my source code anytime"

Are there any off-limits items for weeklys (other than politics)? Like could we get a "bad dev pickup lines" weekly or should i just start a thread?