I was working on this mustachio fork called Morestachio and changed the Default Encoding from "Encoding.Default" to UTF8 while creating a .NetStandard version of it. After i have created everything i thought "Hey just for the lolz run my tests again" ...

Well he did the right thing

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

Actual message i got today from a friend: "How to send a GET request with css"

I dont know him anymore

They chose mine! THEY CHOSE MINE!

!rant
400 Nerf bullets just arrived... Office is gonna become a war zone...

How do you uninstall such a program without feeling very guilty...,😅

When a programmer and designer meet in tinder

Just received my github mug!

git pshu
git phsu
git puhs

**when you hear me typing fast**

I've just got my stress ball. And this little piglet of mine has stole it away from me :)

Perfectly describing my relationship status...

Wouldn't it be funny if I said I lost 4 hours of work?

Now I understand .....

It's not a demo if you didn't get everything working 5 minutes before it starts.

Anyone could help Microsoft to fix their LinkedIn notifications ? It's not working for ages I think they got stuck.

My favorite xkcd

Every programmers dream convo

I definitely need one of these!

Code reuse.

CSS can kill you!

If world is a simulation, then where bugs are?

Don't try to learn every fucking framework out there.

You know you are a dev when...

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

Biggest achievement today

I just got a mail from a software company in Denmark that they wanted to hire, because they "analyzed my open source GitHub contributions" and they think I'd be a good Backend Engineer using Java.

What they don't seem to realise is that the only thing I use GitHub for is college projects and 2 Minecraft mods, that I'm only 17 years old and not really in a position to move from the Netherlands to Denmark...

3 weeks before my new front-end job. Cant wait

Heard a new one from the client today.
Said with a straight face, "You guys write your HTML in all caps, right? It's better for SEO."

well, sorry Dave