@Root sometimes I forget how terrible bash’s syntax is and think “it can’t possible be that bad”. Then I get bitch slapped by shit like this. Why the ‘fi’ and square brackets?!?!

For me:
Rust
Elixir
OCaml
Clojure
Scala

BSD?

@amorphousjax https://www.nordtheme.com

I mean the color theme

My deploy pipeline is a bash script...

Input elements set to type=submit have a weird glossy skeuomorphic overlay. That one was annoying

As a proud Marylander, no beer will ever be better than a Natty Boh in my eyes

And yes, IPAs suck

I cannot for the life of me understand policies like this. Isn't it discriminatory to make job decisions based on any factor other than the quality of the candidate? It shouldn't matter if they're a muslim black gay lesbian satanist, as long as they can write good code and don't force their views on anyone. Seems like diversity hires are just as bad as the problem they try to fix

Binge drinking and online promiscuity

@Floydimus easy and I've always been too lazy to do it a better way. Hence the raspberry pi system

@yehaaw ah to be on Windows where that emoji is rendered as a squirt gun

I'm seeing this 7 hours later, lmk how it went

@ScriptCoded I'm the only one with a Macbook in this group project I'm working on. Why we can't make an Android or Web app, idk, but whatever.

It does have support for some functional paradigms, like callbacks, closures, and higher-order functions, but the lack of strong typing, pattern matching, and other functional mainstays means it isn’t exactly a functional programming language. Try rescript for actual JavaScript functional programming

@asgs I wish dude, I wish …

Manjaro. Manjaro is arch Linux without the arch Linux-ness. Easy to install, simple graphical interface, stellar hardware support, it’s easily my favorite Linux distro

// For loop that uses the increment
// value i to access all values in the
// variable somearray and pushes their
// value plus 2
// into newarray
// this also could’ve been
// accomplished with a single line
// array.map function
// but all the devs that comment like this
// are incompetent monkeys

for (let i = 0; i < somearray.length; i++) {
newarray.push(somearray[i] + 2);
}

Obligatory xkcd

http://xkcd.com/1807

Further confirms my theory that potato wedges are fucking magical

I like JavaScripts way of doing it, where you have explicit returns in everything but one line arrow functions. That way you get the clarity of explicit return while you also have the code beauty of implicit returns

Firebase auth is your friend

@k33da in my world, that’s called Tuesday

Yes

With the right tools, a couple hours, and no fear of god, you could probably get a micro-usb to work too

@electrineer @iSwimInTheC LMFAO

@Fast-Nop I mean, his hairdo and orange spray tan was kinda stupid though

@electrineer I’m a mostly proud American and even I think Monday should come first. It’s the logical start of the week

Who tf is ‘they’?

Jesus Christ is that JavaScript that creates a script tag to load more JavaScript?

The sharp thing over there