Da fuk?

Premium enhanced UUHD uber-awesome extreme bitrate.

Now fuck I'm team supposed lead to.

@kamen

You are giving them too much credit. Lol

Google

@Lensflare Yes. In the end you end up using so many grids in grids in grids and the interface to build them sucks too.

The biggest pitfall I've seen with "good enough" code is the person doesn't realize it's just "good enough" and doesn't understand the technical debt they've introduced.

@MammaNeedHummus I've heard of wanting gamer girl bath water, but never debugging ducky bath water.

@ScribeOfGoD 10X super rockstar developer reporting for duty. I only require 5x my current salary.

I once told a company looking for a 10x developer that I'd do it for only 5x my current salary.

I got no response.

@Demolishun I can hear music in my head quite clearly.

@Lensflare Nope. Makes it hard to read anything other than text books.

98% of my thoughts are completely abstract with no monologue at all.

I've had this discussion with several people and it always blows their mind.

Only 3 days? Lucky.

Which is why they are contingent workers.

@spongessuck I think it's very obvious.

@CoreFusionX Agreed. So many people are brainwashed by them. Do they (usually) make good solid products? Sure, but still way overpriced. If everyone refused to buy the new iPhones for 2 weeks the price would drop $250

@CoreFusionX Apple is good about taking ideas and turning them into products.

E.g. Everyone thought iPads were so new but Microsoft had their original version of the Surface years before it.

@darksideofyay Ya never know.

@Demolishun Large internally developed platform used for various business processes. They are decommissioning it and telling everyone to use the new system that isn't ready yet.

I love figuring out kinks

No. Thank god.

Requirements unclear. Looks good to me.

Love my manager and company. Hate the customers I have to support.

You're manager and/or company is shit. 🤷

dbeaver for MySQL. Way better than workbench...though I guess anything is better.

Always makes me wonder when user accounts have no activity all of a sudden.

Another GitHub user and I were both actively involved on a big open source project. Coding, forum, gitter (when that was still a thing), issue management, etc. Then all of a sudden...nothing. It's been a few years 😢

Vroom

Your loyalty to a company does not imply a company's loyalty to you.

@ScriptCoded ahhh fuuuuuck