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Am I reposting? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
So, I am going on vacations, don't have any returning plans rn ^~^
Don't miss your dad ಠ_ಠ -
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.2
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Doctor: "I have some news about your baby."
Parents: "Don't tell us the gender, we want to keep it a surprise."
Doctor: "Oh I get it, you're those type of people. Okay, well IT is not breathing."4 -
I have these weird muscle spasms in my gluteus maximus.
I figured out from my doctor that everything was alright:
He said "Weird flex, butt okay." -
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.7
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Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"
"Yeah," reply the bytes.
"Make us a double."2 -
My ex had an accident. I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for her. She'll finally experience what rejection is really like.
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My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"1
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"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs."
"OK."
"Oh and while you're there, get some milk."
He never returned.3 -
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.2 -
I just applied for one of those big big biiiiiiiig companies in robotics...
Something in my mind is telling me that I am actually losing it. Like, my mind. I must be losing my mind. 🤔
Oh well! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯26 -
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
