One big advantage of being an adult is that you can spend all day before the PC without having parents nagging.

Swimwear was mandatory for using computers in 1982

No. No. Don't block DuckDuckGo.
I can't access it on mobile data anymore !

Why do we need a backend?

My sister drew me 😂
I love my vuri means I love my fat belly ( which I don't, It's a joke 😑)

I was never offended so much by something that I 100% agree with

Is anyone facing micromanagement due to work from home? The calls are happening every hour and feeling more like prisoned, Go corona go!!

Bought myself a standing desk (one that rests on top of an existing desk), a new chair with good lumbar support and a few other office bits and pieces before the end of the tax year in the UK. I didn't think I'd be able to put them through my Ltd Co next year because of IR35 changes, but they have been delayed now.

The only thing I don't have yet at home is dual monitors. Otherwise the setup feels great. 30 Mins sitting followed by 30 Mins standing is doing wonders for my old back

Pros of the pandemic . . . ?

Dear HR,
I am suffering from Corona and request you to grant me paid leave for 30days otherwise I will come to office

(reply from HR)

Dear Ritik,
after knowing that you are infected , we have immediately asked all other employees to work from home, therefore you can come to office and start working. your leave request is rejected.

to production

In 9 months time there is going to be an enormous worldwide baby boom, which will cause panic buying, shortages, and mass maturnity /paternity leave.

And the new generation will be called the coronials.

Meeting with American customers in Germany. One of them fetched a bottle of water with crown cap, but the opener was missing. She asked whether someone had an opener, so I got out a lighter and opened the bottle. Surprised looks.

My (Indian) PM: "That's a German thing, opening bottles with everything except bottle openers. Even with other bottles."

Customers were like, WTF?!

I create a chimera in all my projects.

So, basically I write shitty code but on my machine it runs.

No. Do NOT. Do NOT SHOW ME ADS on my fucking PREMIUM SPOTIFY ACCOUNT.

Get them AWAY. STOP.

GUYS!!! SHE SAID "YES" !!!!

I'M SOOOO HAPPYYYYY!!!

All my dreams are becoming real! I was so nervous to ask, but it was worth it! I waited for the right moment, looked her in her eyes, she looked at mine.. And there I asked it: "are you willing to give it a try and install libreoffice instead of ms office?"

AND SHE SAID: "yes"!!!

Do I have the best wife or what!

Reducers in redux is just like making caramel, you boil (action) the sugar (payload) until the sugar is fully dissolved into golden color (state). That's why the process of making caramel is also called reduction.

I did a lot of mistakes repeatedly. I want to restart life. Seriously!

Can't say how much I hate this new "Feature" in Chrome..

Send this to stupid clients

Which one will you choose: Windows or Linux?

That sad sad moment you spot someone returning HTML in an ajax request 🥺

Why lord must you punish me?

#10YearsChallenge

Fuck open office spaces.

A few months ago I landed a super sweet job as a senior full stack developer, mainly going to work with their Python microarchitecture. The company pays well, has a sweet balance between freedom and responsibility, 30 days vacation etc.

During the recruiting process they walked me around the office that was super cozy with 14 devs in on large room and 10 people from marketing in another. They also mentioned that they would move and merge office with operations and customer service (around 100 more people) in a few months.

Life was good in the old office, I thought that this is the company where I will work for a looooong time.

Now we are in the new office and its fucking shit. No walls or FUCKING CEILINGS between departments. Right above my head there is balcony with customer service talking loud as fuck 24/7. Everyone that is not a developer is just so fucking loud.

I have to use earplugs AND earmuffs to get silence, or blast my ears with way to loud music. Every day around lunch I'm completely done mentally.

I know I'm extra sensitive to noise because of my ADHD, but seriously who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

All the devs have told our boss what needs to be done. If they listen i don't know. In the meantime I will start looking for a new job....

just getting the bus home, thought this was pretty cool...

nice work, so

https://meta.stackexchange.com/ques...

what if Oxygen is just a poison that takes 75-100 years to kill.

27 years old, been in 3 jobs. Hired in a new job. Confidence has went up and down like shit. Life has become more real than ever before.

What have I learned through all these bumpy rides?

Life is journey, it goes up and it goes down. But what you may not realize is that everything that happens to you, is for you to learn.

Happy Friday to everyone in this unknown path, just enjoy that you are alive, can breathe and see things with your magical eyes.

God exists for sure.

I just want to cancel. 😐