Today (as a joke), I asked my class if there were any “professional HTML programmers” who could help me.

Surprisingly a couple people came over with smirks on their face. I thought they were going along with the joke.

Turns out, they were serious. They legitimately believed that they were professional HTML programmers and talked to me in such a condescending way that I was speechless.

“This is called a file. See that part after the dot? That’s what makes it HTML. HTML is an incredibly hard programming language and powers CPUs and the computer that you are using.”

I didn’t know how to respond. Hopefully they were joking.

“Git Pull Request is waste of time, commit directly to master!”

"Don't use git, it is too complicated and we don't have time for this."

2 days later the same person made changes directly on the FTP which I later unknowingly overwrote.
Take that you imbecile!

Do people actually use eclipse because they enjoy using it?

"Don't worry about the bug"

A job that doesn't practice fear driven development

Fucking son of a bitch force pushed to git effectively deleting 4 hours of my work and was keeping his mouth shut for two days while pushing ontop of that bullshit during these days and completely minifiying that file I was working on to make sure that he makes my life miserable.Fuck this fucking shitty ass retarded fucker for doing this SECOND time already!

Our life story explained 😂 !

Day 17 : they still don't know I'm doing some Cobol. They think I'm one of them.

From Telegram!

Finally Installed LINUX (Ubuntu)
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On Virtual Machine

Okay,so just trying my first rant.
Anyone heard about Internet of Things?
Mind getting in touch and sharing your views?😬

So, they've decided that they "don't need architecture."

Guys..
Plotly is so beautiful :')

!Rant

So the interns tried to 3d print a rubberduck and it got stuck mid way.

Guess i have a coding duck now
I call her "Detached HEAD state"

Put this as a comment but felt that it needed a post of its own.

I ducking love my fuck (see what I did there ;P) He my little coding buddy, I gave him a little back story and everything.

This is Francis (although he insists its Frankie) He transpecied (a duck in a penguins body) so he always has a "short-man complex" little attitude all the time (unless its because he never gets a word in before I figure out the bug myself =S )

Do you accept the EULA?

Dual Boot.

I'm so sorry.

Free ram is wasted ram!

Might not be popular, but true.

Just started to dive in to C. Lots of fun. This is my first creation. I'll have some friends to test it for me... >:)

Ehm... ok.
Thanks for the info sir... hacker.

WHY THE ACTUALL FUCK DO PEOPLE PUT JQUERY IN EVERY FUCKING PROJECT EVEN IF IT IS A FUCKING ELECTRON APP AND EVEN WORSE WHY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO THEY MIX VUE AND JQUERY JUST WHYYY 😢

I think the time has come to start getting serious about unit tests... 🤓

Yeah fuck you too.

I need this...😥

You know that guy that types www.google.com in the omnibox in the Chrome browser. I work with him... 😑

I dunno.....Can someone tell me?

When your boss asks you to debug some crappy legacy code and you need to bring in the heavy artillery

I designed a logo for a family member's business with the expectation that I would receive payment once the work was completed. I wasn't expecting a lot, I only really do freelance work for software but I know my way around Illustrator. I'm not one to charge family anywhere near full price and I felt no contract was needed. We were back and fourth for a little bit, getting the logo to his liking. Silly me during all of this didn't watermark any of the images I was sending (didn't think I'd have to, you know... Family) and a little while later he's gone and ordered shirts with the logo on it without paying or even contacting me. When I confronted him about it, he pulls out the whole "No contract was made" bullshit. It's ridiculous how arrogant people can be, I was asking for $50. I put a good 15 hours into it with all the alterations he wanted. 15 hours I could have spent on actual clients.

TLDR; Designed a logo for a family member without a contract, he decided not to pay.

"Tabs or spaces?"
"Hot dogs."
- Kuwaddo