!rant

Sooo... my 4 and a half-ish year old iPad (gen 3) has survived for over a 1000 hours on one charge!
And still going strong!

Finally found a use for this

Customer: why 1 router cost so much? I can buy 3 normal routers with that.

Me: this has security features and functions that 3 of those routers put together combined could not do. Then you will still need to buy firewall for security. Why have more devices and have more possible points of failure when u can have 1?

Customer *keeps quiet*

Me: numbers is not important. Having 5 normal parachutes during skydiving doesnt guarantee u better safety than 1 good reliable parachute.

My company earned $700 profit for that sale today. 😂

!rant

Finally finished my electric longboard, extremely pleased with the end result.

Did some tests with it, 30km range and +-40km/h top speed

GF: I'm unable to undo my zip, help
Me: ctrl Z
GF: what!
Me: what? Oh.

(She left me the week after :'| )

My first dev job was the worst! The woman in charge of the building was always on my ass! She didn't really understand what programming was and didn't like that I smoked in my office... Then I moved out of my mom's house and got my own place

*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

You can't get a run time error if your code doesn't even compile to begin with

So that's how they did it!

This one's going up in the cubicle

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

Developer grandma

when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

Message from God to Python developers

How to stop email advertising.

When you do everything that needs to be done and it still doesn't work out.

!rant
Schrodinger's Rant: It's both a rant and not a rant until it is decided in the comments.

So I decided to give Linux a try again.

Created live usb. Prepared myself to go through all the hassles at the beginning.

Booted in live USB. I can't see mouse cursor.

Searched in google, apparently a common problem with GTX 1070/1080 graphics cards.

Installed proprietary nvidia drivers with keyboard only. Took me about 20 minutes.

Finally managed to get the mouse cursor and install ubuntu. Time to boot and smell the fresh air of linux again.

Sound card doesn't work. Even the integrated mobo sound card doesn't work. Looked for a solution, found the bug in lunchpad but not solution yet. Everyone recommending to buy an external sound card.

I can't code without music. Decided to remove linux.

Booted back to Windows and removed linux partition. That fucked up my bootloader although I installed linux's efi loader completely separately.

Now I am sitting in front of my computer, with black grub screen, while trying to make a Windows 10 usb with my 7 years old broken laptop.

Next time I see a rant about Windows 10 that glorifies linux, I swear I'm gonna smack your face over standard TCP/IP

😶😶😶😶😶😶

Applied at GitHub today. Wish me luck!!!

So yeah. This.

Word joker ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gets me every time! XD

The best part of all of these smartphone assistants is the unintentional humor.

unlimited

For those who want the esc key back
You can buy the iEsc adapter for $99.99

Debugging be like...

Dear StackOverflow-Team,
How can I be productive, if you show me those kind of "Hot network questions"?