Do you sometimes dream about code?

It's all fun and games coding in Vala until you get an abort/segfault. Good luck with that.

I have to use OneDrive to store my data on the clod for security policy (sic!) and I use odt documents.
Word online open odt documents quite good, but sometimes an Investigator appear in table cell data: why the hell?

The child in me feels like a 1337 hax0r

The real og

I applied for two technical talks in a popular conference summit, the two talks were turned down and the reason was that they are much more technical talks than mine. I switched to watch the live stream today and all i see is a bunch of stupid talks (they decided to pick a talk on git aliases over working with change streams and multi document transactions in mongodb). A friend of mine just told me, your talk won't be accepted if you don't know any of the organizers

GG Git well played. RIP Vim

Too much work kills your brain cells.

Was watching 'Johnny English Strikes Again' when I discovered a secret message in the movie.
Guys, MI7 is hiring C programmers!

Npm lol....😂😂

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THERE AN OPTION TO QUICKLY JUST FUCKING PRINT A TABLE IN PHP???!!!!

I DON'T WANT TO SIT AND WRITE 50 MORE LINES FOR YOU TO DO SUCH A SIMPLE TASK.

I WANT TO JUST "SELECT * FROM BLABAL" AND PRINT THAT FUCKER IS IT THAT HARD EH?

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. 😂😂

"Give someone a program, you frustrate them for a day; teach them how to program, you frustrate them for a lifetime." - David Leinweber

Check this dev Video on facebook.. lol
https://m.facebook.com/story.php/...

Senior group project in college.

When you decide to meet up and one member doesn't show up at first meeting.

So I sent an email about the research I did on the feasibility of the project and how to implement a core requirement. 2 days later & no response yet..

Why do I think I'm gonna be the one the pull off the application by myself & then have to put name of people who have no idea how I got it to work..

8k Score bois 💪

Triggered

Guys look at how tiny it is

Coming from C# background, I don't think I will ever be able to consider Java code beautiful 🙄🙄

I have like 12hrs to learn angular from nothing, any suggest?

When you see .NET exceptions making their way into Indian Railways!
Damn that was unexpected!

Happens all the time 😤 😤 😤