Everyone's either a cofounder or CEO of some software startup these days

Are there actual Googlers here in DevRant? 😀

Whoa my last rant was last year. I missed devRant :")

This is the least comfortable chair I had ever sat on

I tend to do spaghetti coding when the client is pressuring me on their software, and then after some time they'll become stagnant which basically gives me space to breathe and do code but then the I'd be too lazy to reconstruct the whole thing and just continue until it becomes one big blob of monstrosity.

I like reading a good book about it first

I find coding very early in the morning and sleeping early at night very effective in terms of productivity compared to pulling an all-nighter and lose cognitive functions. I've finished a weeks worth of coding in 2 days! and I don't feel so groggy throughout the day.

ionic framework is super buggy

Is the Uber app Hybrid? It feels like hybrid but I'm not so sure

I reached the point where I'm only 3 days away from the deadline with so little progress and I'm right here staring blankly at the wall contemplating why I'm such a procrastinator

My pocket accidentally downvoted a comment/post and I can't seem to find it. Whoever you are, sorry. My bad 😂

I wanted to refer devrant to my teammates but then I realized I wouldn't be able to rant about them if ever. Better that they discover this themselves instead lol 😂

I got the job but don't know how to do it. fml

Any devranter here at Tanda Hackathon Manila right now? 😁

Get to pick my projects from a pool of choices

Should I attend my classes or go to this hackathon?

Oooooohh this shiny new android app architecture seems cool 😍. There goes my sleep again.

My body clock is completely messed up fml

The client said meeting was Monday at 9:30AM. My fault was forgetting to ask what Monday of the year it was. It's already past 11AM and still no sign of them. smh

I hate doing documentations.. ugh.

Still not hearing issues from client.. so far, so good.

AAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDD THAT WRAPS UP THIS EFFIN' PROJECT!! I CAN NOW SLEEP EARLY TONIGHT WHOOOOOOOOOO

WTH this library suddenly refused to work. I. did. not. do. anything. wrong.

Some of Google's API documentation..

OOM errors everywhere!!!

I actually enjoyed coding this NLP entity extraction for this app's search

if (condition) {
//code
}

if you place your brackets like this, you're an awesome individual. Let's be friends

I feel so underpaid for this project! 😤

So I coded til 5AM today and went to school at 7. I'm so groggy I couldn't remember my classmates' names and ended up describing them to people.

I'll just hope the client won't click this buggy button