Why is debugging like finding a needle in a haystack, except the needle is on fire, the haystack is on fire, and everything's in JavaScript? If debugging is removing bugs, then programming must be putting them in!

And Git blame? More like Git shame! Every "fix stuff" commit is a reminder that past-me was a jerk.

End rant. Back to code. May the coffee be strong and the bugs be weak. 🐛☕💻